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Pervy Perp Again Busted For Sex With Teddy Bear
Smoking Gun ^ | 6/17/2012 | Smoking Gun

Posted on 06/17/2012 6:40:59 AM PDT by Morgana

UNE 15--For the fourth time in the past two years, a Cincinnati man has been arrested for masturbating in public with the aid of a teddy bear, records show.

Charles Marshall, 28, was arrested Wednesday evening after employees at a health clinic spotted him pleasuring himself in an alley. Marshall, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, was cited for disorderly conduct.

Municipal Court records show that Marshall has already been convicted three times of engaging in public indecency/disorderly conduct with a teddy bear. The misdemeanor counts resulted in short jail sentences and small fines for Marshall.

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The poor teddy bear!
1 posted on 06/17/2012 6:41:02 AM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana

What does the teddy bear look like??


2 posted on 06/17/2012 6:46:27 AM PDT by goseminoles
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To: goseminoles

Obama’s son?????


3 posted on 06/17/2012 6:47:54 AM PDT by traditional1 (Don't gotsta worry 'bout no mo'gage, don't gotsta worry 'bout no gas; Obama gonna take care o' me!)
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To: goseminoles
Photobucket
4 posted on 06/17/2012 6:49:24 AM PDT by Morgana (I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
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To: Morgana

SMOKEY THE BEAR says “Only you can prevent this from happening. Make sure your pour water on this guy.”


5 posted on 06/17/2012 6:49:30 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Morgana

Just one more of the “Whaaaaa, I want attention!!!!!” crowd. It’s not about the teddy bear, it’s about doing the nasty in public so that everyone sees him and he gets his 15 minutes in the news.


6 posted on 06/17/2012 6:51:12 AM PDT by bgill
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To: Morgana

If Obama had a bear, it would look like that Teddy..


7 posted on 06/17/2012 6:52:09 AM PDT by goseminoles
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To: blueunicorn6
Poor water? Smokey should hit him with his shovel!
8 posted on 06/17/2012 6:52:25 AM PDT by Morgana (I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
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To: Morgana

Take him to the zoo, give him the opportunity to do this with real bears.


9 posted on 06/17/2012 6:57:30 AM PDT by umgud (No Rats, No Rino's)
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To: goseminoles
"What does the teddy bear look like??"


You had to ask?
10 posted on 06/17/2012 6:58:16 AM PDT by ari-freedom
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To: Morgana

For the fourth time in the past two years, a Cincinnati man has been arrested for masturbating in public with the aid of a teddy bear


Well at least he’s not into venture capital or private equity.


11 posted on 06/17/2012 7:00:39 AM PDT by OwenKellogg
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To: OwenKellogg

He’s just a libertarian. Why is everyone being so judgmental?


12 posted on 06/17/2012 7:13:19 AM PDT by heye2monn
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To: Morgana; windcliff; I Drive Too Fast

Gives new meaning to the Elvis song.


13 posted on 06/17/2012 7:20:49 AM PDT by stylecouncilor (Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
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To: goseminoles

Was it a gay bear?.If so it’s ok in CA.


14 posted on 06/17/2012 7:24:20 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: Morgana

This wouldn’t happen if only a guy and a teddy bear could marry.


15 posted on 06/17/2012 7:40:00 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Morgana

Get a room!


16 posted on 06/17/2012 7:40:21 AM PDT by popdonnelly (Socialism isn't going to work this time, either.)
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To: Morgana

17 posted on 06/17/2012 8:21:59 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

Is there a bear witness protection program?

well, there oughta be.


18 posted on 06/17/2012 9:25:58 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi)
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To: NormsRevenge

That is not a black bear. That is a Kenyan-American bear.


19 posted on 06/17/2012 9:43:39 AM PDT by ruesrose (It's possible to be clueless without being blonde.)
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To: martin_fierro

Did you give that bear a smile??


20 posted on 06/17/2012 3:36:42 PM PDT by Chickensoup (STOP The Great O-ppression)
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To: martin_fierro

That is hilarious!


21 posted on 06/18/2012 2:53:22 AM PDT by Old Valley Girl
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