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Calf Roper Hog-Ties Suspected Tulsa Car Thief
News on Six ^ | 6/19/12 | Russell Hulstine

Posted on 06/20/2012 11:47:42 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

TULSA, Oklahoma -

A Tulsa man is in jail after being captured and hog-tied by his would-be victim, according to Tulsa Police.

Tulsa Police say Kalvin Hulvey, 35, was arrested Monday afternoon and booked into the Tulsa County jail on a complaint of larceny of a motor vehicle.

Jeremy Penny, of Tulsa, spotted the suspect stealing his car, followed him, and yanked him out of the car. Then he and his father hog-tied him and suspended him on a nearby fence until police arrived.

Penny was with his brother and father baling hay Monday in a Tulsa field off North Garnett, when he spotted Hulvey stealing his 1997 Buick LeSabre.

"Saw the guy walking, but didn't pay him any mind," said Penny. "Then I looked back and I saw him taking off in my car."

Penny and his dad got in another truck and chased the driver to an intersection, where they all got caught up in traffic.

"I was really mad when I drove up next to him and he was changing my radio station," said Penny.

The 6-foot-5-inches, 240-pound Penny then yanked Hulvey out of the car. Then he and his father hog-tied Hulvey and secured him to a fence until police arrived.

"I rodeo, we both rodeo," said Penny. "But here lately, I've been having bad luck keeping calves tied, so he did the tying up. That way we made sure he stayed tied."

(Excerpt) Read more at newson6.com ...


TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: napl
Smiley - ROFL
1 posted on 06/20/2012 11:47:51 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
YEEEEEEEEEE-HAW!


2 posted on 06/20/2012 11:49:23 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

There’s a Sunoco station in Ohio that could use this guy’s services. They might even give him some free Reeses for his efforts.

After he finishes there...


3 posted on 06/21/2012 12:01:35 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: Slings and Arrows

TOO RICH!!!! Needed the laugh! Love this story.


4 posted on 06/21/2012 12:01:35 AM PDT by RitaOK (NO ROMNEY, NO COMPROMISE. NO WAY. NO HOW. NOT NOW. NOT EVER.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Whoa Nelly!!!!

Betcha that young lad is gonna have fun in jail!


5 posted on 06/21/2012 12:01:41 AM PDT by Ronin (Dumb, dependent and Democrat is no way to go through life - Rep. L. Gohmert, Tex)
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To: Slings and Arrows

As a commenter on the website pointed out, if the perp had been Black and the rodeo ropers White and left him tied to a fence, you can guess what the media reaction would’ve been.


6 posted on 06/21/2012 12:06:00 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (If you like lying Socialist dirtbags, you'll love Slick Willard)
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To: Slings and Arrows
If the races were reversed it would be called a lynching. That's no joke, it's for real.

7 posted on 06/21/2012 12:09:13 AM PDT by I see my hands (It's time to.. KICK OUT THE JAMS, MOTHER FREEPERS!)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

re: “if the perp had been Black and the rodeo ropers White and left him tied to a fence, you can guess what the media reaction would’ve been.”

You’re right, but come on, this is a great story. Just enjoy this guy putting one more dirtbag in jail all on his own.


8 posted on 06/21/2012 12:12:47 AM PDT by Nevadan
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To: fieldmarshaldj; I see my hands

Then I’m glad that the races weren’t reversed. I would be proud to be that gentleman’s neighbor.


9 posted on 06/21/2012 12:14:18 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: RitaOK

It’s nice to see karma in action.


10 posted on 06/21/2012 12:15:42 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Nevadan

Agreed. Occasionally, I think that we (and I include myself in this statement) overpoliticize things sometimes.


11 posted on 06/21/2012 12:18:32 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

re: “Agreed. Occasionally, I think that we (and I include myself in this statement) overpoliticize things sometimes.”

I am also guilty of the overpliticizing thing as well. What I like about this guy is that he is a working man who defended his property - with style. I like how he said he went “rodeo” on him. Imagine, a black man who wasn’t ashamed to identify himself with cowboys and rodeos!

This man is a true American and should be celebrated by all other Americans. People in the comments section were having a great time.


12 posted on 06/21/2012 12:24:42 AM PDT by Nevadan
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To: Nevadan
I didn't say it wasn't a great story, I'm just saying how much different the story would've been reported were the races reversed.
13 posted on 06/21/2012 12:34:19 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (If you like lying Socialist dirtbags, you'll love Slick Willard)
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To: Nevadan

Amen.


14 posted on 06/21/2012 12:56:46 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“I was really mad when I drove up next to him and he was changing my radio station,” said Penny.

That’s my favorite part! If he had branded the guy like they do when they are roping calves for real, THAT would have been my favorite part!


15 posted on 06/21/2012 1:00:24 AM PDT by 21twelve
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To: 21twelve
> “I was really mad when I drove up next to him and he was changing my radio station,” said Penny.
That’s my favorite part!

Some things cannot be tolerated.

16 posted on 06/21/2012 1:17:24 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“I was really mad when I drove up next to him and he was changing my radio station,” said Penny.

I just hate it when people mess with my radio.


17 posted on 06/21/2012 2:38:33 AM PDT by freedomfiter2 (Brutal acts of commission and yawning acts of omission both strengthen the hand of the devil.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

18 posted on 06/21/2012 2:51:20 AM PDT by Bratch
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To: Slings and Arrows
The 6-foot-5-inches, 240-pound Penny then yanked Hulvey out of the car. Then he and his father hog-tied Hulvey and secured him to a fence until police arrived.

That image makes my day. If the little wimp criminal had any brains, he'd switch to stealing cars with "Hello Kitty" or COEXIST decorations. Being hog-tied and hung from a fence by someone the size of an NFL lineman has got to be scary.

The race of the two strikes me as irrelevant (not that the professional racists would have allowed that to stop them if the races had been reversed). The real danger would have been if the criminal hung from the fence had been gay - Matthew Shepard would have been dragged into the story somehow.

19 posted on 06/21/2012 3:25:38 AM PDT by Pollster1 (A boy becomes a man when a man is needed - John Steinbeck)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Windflier

Windflier, is that you? Love those cowboys.


20 posted on 06/21/2012 3:27:46 AM PDT by WVNan ("Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy." - Winston)
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To: Slings and Arrows

That was great. Thanks for that.


21 posted on 06/21/2012 4:18:43 AM PDT by st.eqed
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To: Slings and Arrows

Looks like the TV station made him cover up a logo on his shirt with duct tape. No free advertising for you!


22 posted on 06/21/2012 4:29:33 AM PDT by laker_dad
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To: Slings and Arrows
*John Wayne voice/*
LOL! :-D
GOT ROPE!?
GO GIT 'EM, PILGRIM!

*/John Wayne voice*

23 posted on 06/21/2012 4:59:21 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (WA DC E$tabli$hment; DNC/RNC/Unionists...Brazilian saying: "$@me Old $hit; different flie$". :^)
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To: st.eqed

Always a pleasure.


24 posted on 06/21/2012 5:52:22 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: laker_dad

Pettiness, thy name is MSM.


25 posted on 06/21/2012 5:53:26 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Thank you for my first excessively loud guffaw (followed by serial guffaws approx. 6 on the Richter scale) of the day!


26 posted on 06/21/2012 6:37:04 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Slings and Arrows

I knew A guy in college that used to amuse himself by sitting in front of his dorm and roping girls as they walked by.

Most were amused and he never lacked dates.


27 posted on 06/21/2012 7:14:11 AM PDT by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: Clay Moore

Damn, I wish I’d thought of that.


28 posted on 06/21/2012 10:42:28 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Mr Penny deserves the thanks, but I’m honored to be the messenger.


29 posted on 06/21/2012 10:44:33 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

You’re right fieldmarshaldj, it’s true. I just wanted to savor the moment without remembering what the media would do had it been the other way around. No put-down intended.


30 posted on 06/21/2012 11:36:05 AM PDT by Nevadan
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To: WVNan
Windflier, is that you?

Naw, I was busy roping some runaway sheet metal down here in Dallas .. LOL

31 posted on 06/21/2012 4:50:26 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: Nevadan

I know.


32 posted on 06/21/2012 5:19:30 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (If you like lying Socialist dirtbags, you'll love Slick Willard)
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To: Clay Moore

I wonder if one of those gals roped him in and tied him down permanently. :)


33 posted on 06/21/2012 8:21:43 PM PDT by Redcitizen (New Mexico green chili is the best.)
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To: Windflier

Sorry I posted and had to run. Hubby had surgery early yesterday to replace his DeFib. The battery ran down on his old one after 9 years. It was outpatient surgery and he came home. He’s doing okay, but sore today. Pray that all is well with you and yours.


34 posted on 06/22/2012 9:25:23 AM PDT by WVNan ("Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy." - Winston)
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To: Slings and Arrows

LOL!

Cowboys rule!


35 posted on 06/22/2012 9:35:28 AM PDT by Califreak ( Vote For Pedro!)
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To: Califreak

Yippy-ki-yay...


36 posted on 06/22/2012 11:43:44 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: WVNan

Hope your husband is doing better after his outpatient fix. Positive vibes and prayers for him.


37 posted on 06/22/2012 5:22:03 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: Windflier

Thank you FRiend. He seems to be doing okay.


38 posted on 06/22/2012 10:47:56 PM PDT by WVNan ("Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy." - Winston)
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