Swede nets refund after flying with dead man

The Local ^ | 23 Jun 12 | staff reporter

[Daffynition]

A Swedish woman has received compensation from Kenya Airways after having had to fly from Europe to Tanzania sitting next to a man who had died shortly after take off, according to a report in the Expressen daily.

[Daffynition]

[OrangeHoof]

Least she could have done is give the man a Swedish Massage. Then, at least, she could have been sure if he was really dead or just passed out.

[Boogieman]

Well, at least he didn’t hog the armrest. Plus, she probably ate his snack.

[Boogieman]

Also, for the record, I would rather sit next to a dead guy than a screaming kid or a fatty.

[dayglored]

...and not a ping in sight!

[Slings and Arrows]

I'm surprised they didn't charge her extra for carrion luggage.

[fieldmarshaldj]

What if it was a fat dead guy ?

[skinkinthegrass]

"What if it was a fat dead guy ?"or a dead fat kid with punk Mohawk & 'bing'.

[Bigg Red]

Good one!

[Slings and Arrows]

You’re a great crowd! I’m here all week! Try the veal!

[silverleaf]

stewardess, bring us a bottle of champagne... the guy next to me is paying when he wakes up

[fieldmarshaldj]

Bing ?

[null and void]

Bing ?

[PLMerite]

This is why you don’t fly with third-world carriers.

The guy had been sweating and having convulsions before takeoff, but the took off anyway. Then he had to have “cardiac massage,” but still the pilot did not declare an emergency and land. The guy died several hours later.

If I was this guy’s next-of-kin, I’d own that airline.

Gonna hit the post button a couple of times as the site is acting tacky this morning.

[PLMerite]

This is why you don’t fly with third-world carriers.

The guy had been sweating and having convulsions before takeoff, but the took off anyway. Then he had to have “cardiac massage,” but still the pilot did not declare an emergency and land. The guy died several hours later.

If I was this guy’s next-of-kin, I’d own that airline.

Gonna hit the post button a couple of times as the site is acting tacky this morning.

[PLMerite]

This is why you don’t fly with third-world carriers.

The guy had been sweating and having convulsions before takeoff, but the took off anyway. Then he had to have “cardiac massage,” but still the pilot did not declare an emergency and land. The guy died several hours later.

If I was this guy’s next-of-kin, I’d own that airline.

Gonna hit the post button a couple of times as the site is acting tacky this morning.

[Eaker]

LOL!

[Revolting cat!]

But then, she might of kilt the poor feller just to get a refund!

[Clay Moore]

I think he was just pining for the fjords.

[Slings and Arrows]

He made a Norwegian blue?

[Slings and Arrows]

[gonzo]

“...carrion luggage...”

I don’t care who you are, that-there’s funny! ........................ FRegards

[Slings and Arrows]

I hope I didn’t give the airline any ideas.