Some perspicacious VC might have witnessed this, and even now San Hill may be funding the newest startup, that will prevent milkshake attacks, and protect one from throwing valuable property into teenager’s cars. Would that be considered in the green segment?
It wasn’t even a nondairy milkshake.
“...possession of stolen property or misappropriation of property...”
I’m sorry lady, but a good case could be made that you gave them the purse or abandon it in their car. Then, of course, you .have to prove that you had $2K dollars in it to begin with. The only thing I see here is assault with a milkshake.
Their milkshake brought all the bucks to the yard . . .
But can she hit?
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So Gangsta.
Stay classy, Palo Alto!
Heard a stand up comic one time say (in black dialect):
“I’m a member of the mashed potato gang. We don’t do drive by shootin’s. We believe it is much more humiliatin’ to hit a man with mashed potatoes and brown gravy. Many of our victims have been heard to explain ‘I wish the M_____F_____ had shot me’.”
At least it wasn't a soy latte!