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U.S. Government: No Evidence of Aquatic Humanoids (i.e., "Mermaids") Has Ever Been Found.
National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration ^ | July 2012 | National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration

Posted on 07/03/2012 8:51:47 AM PDT by DogByte6RER

No evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found.

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Mermaids — those half-human, half-fish sirens of the sea — are legendary sea creatures chronicled in maritime cultures since time immemorial. The ancient Greek epic poet Homer wrote of them in The Odyssey. In the ancient Far East, mermaids were the wives of powerful sea-dragons, and served as trusted messengers between their spouses and the emperors on land. The aboriginal people of Australia call mermaids yawkyawks – a name that may refer to their mesmerizing songs.

The belief in mermaids may have arisen at the very dawn of our species. Magical female figures first appear in cave paintings in the late Paleolithic (Stone Age) period some 30,000 years ago, when modern humans gained dominion over the land and, presumably, began to sail the seas. Half-human creatures, called chimeras, also abound in mythology — in addition to mermaids, there were wise centaurs, wild satyrs, and frightful minotaurs, to name but a few.

But are mermaids real? No evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found. Why, then, do they occupy the collective unconscious of nearly all seafaring peoples? That’s a question best left to historians, philosophers, and anthropologists.


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Mermaid at Club Mykonos - Langebaan

WTF?!? I could have sworn I saw mermaids throughout Neptunis Rex's domain during my Navy WestPac cruises back in the day. Must have been those hangovers ...

1 posted on 07/03/2012 8:51:58 AM PDT by DogByte6RER
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More references ...

“U.S. Government insists that mermaids do not exist”

http://io9.com/5923072/us-government-insists-that-mermaids-do-not-exist?tag=holy-crap-wtf

“NOAA Denies Existence of Mermaids”

http://news.discovery.com/animals/noaa-mermaids-120629.html


2 posted on 07/03/2012 8:53:36 AM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

Anyone care to wager a guess as to how much was spent on this?

But we cut government to the bone!


3 posted on 07/03/2012 9:01:05 AM PDT by cableguymn
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To: DogByte6RER
No evidence? I can sell them the evidence for $10 million:


4 posted on 07/03/2012 9:02:00 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Boogieman

Did you buy that at Wall Drug, South Dakota?


5 posted on 07/03/2012 9:03:30 AM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: DogByte6RER

Did they look in New Jersey?


6 posted on 07/03/2012 9:04:53 AM PDT by bunkerhill7 (what?? Who knew?)
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To: bunkerhill7
Mermaid Makeup Pictures, Images and Photos Don't know about Jersey, but I'm looking for this one in San Diego.
7 posted on 07/03/2012 9:11:26 AM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER
What about the Incredible Mr. Limpet? I'm pretty sure that was real.
8 posted on 07/03/2012 9:13:26 AM PDT by mojito
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To: cableguymn

bttt


9 posted on 07/03/2012 9:14:37 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: DogByte6RER

Where did the idea come from?

Um, lonely sailors? They’re all reported as beautiful women.

Please tell me they aren’t spending money on this.


10 posted on 07/03/2012 9:17:58 AM PDT by LevinFan
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To: DogByte6RER
I never believed in mermaids before, but if the government says they don't exist, I'm not so sure any more.
What are they hiding?
/sarcasm /sort of

11 posted on 07/03/2012 9:25:25 AM PDT by BitWielder1 (Corporate Profits are better than Government Waste)
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To: LevinFan

It would seem that the NOAA wuld have more important things to do than report on mermaids.


12 posted on 07/03/2012 9:31:48 AM PDT by Venturer
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To: DogByte6RER
Hallucinating sailors, whether from dehydration and consumption of sea water or a triple ration of grog, may be the best explanation.

But as far as the question of the existence of "aquatic humans" is concerned, the phrase brings up the question of why humans, alone among all types of primates, possess a subcutaneous fat layer (like seals), narrow fin like connections between our fingers and toes, are not covered in fur, and have extraordinarily large brains (like dolphins and whales).

IMHO, paleontologists who dig up the bones of proto-chimps, gorillas, and baboons are looking in all the wrong places. What is with the seemingly instinctive affinity of Dolphins for humans (and vice versa - Japanese excepted)? If they could figure out where coastlines were a couple hundred thousand years ago, unfortunately now probably many miles offshore from the existing coast, they might at least be looking in the right spots.

13 posted on 07/03/2012 9:42:15 AM PDT by katana (Just my opinions)
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To: DogByte6RER
You've been at sea for three months have a belly full of rum and the cutest thing you've seen since you left port is the captain's cabin boy. Then suddenly at the surface you see these babes:

Oh, baby. The rum goggles must have been pretty thick during the Age of Sail.

14 posted on 07/03/2012 9:48:59 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (You only have three billion heartbeats in a lifetime.How many does the government claim as its own?)
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To: DogByte6RER

Whew! Well, now we can stop worrying about THAT! What a relief!


15 posted on 07/03/2012 9:54:21 AM PDT by redhead (C'mon, Inner Peace...I don't have all day...)
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To: DogByte6RER

“Why, then, do they occupy the collective unconscious of nearly all seafaring peoples?”

What a stupid question. Seriously.

“Peoples” historically see mermaids because the “people” send the men to the sea.

So you tell me...why would a bunch of lonely seafaring guys wish there were hot women in the ocean?

Guess I’ll have to fund a study to find out.


16 posted on 07/03/2012 10:05:14 AM PDT by MNIL
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To: DogByte6RER

17 posted on 07/03/2012 10:13:22 AM PDT by Morgana (This space for rent. Cheap.)
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To: DogByte6RER
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19 posted on 07/03/2012 10:15:47 AM PDT by Morgana (This space for rent. Cheap.)
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To: katana

But as far as the question of the existence of “aquatic humans” is concerned, the phrase brings up the question of why humans, alone among all types of primates, possess a subcutaneous fat layer (like seals), narrow fin like connections between our fingers and toes, are not covered in fur, and have extraordinarily large brains (like dolphins and whales).

It is called the “Aquatic Ape Theory” and it makes a hell of a lot more sense than the “Savannah Walking evolution model”

It basically posulates that human ancestors settled around the rivers and streams and spent a lot of their time wading through and swimming through water to gather food etc...


20 posted on 07/03/2012 10:18:01 AM PDT by GraceG
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