Skip to comments.Anti-zombie Strongholds For Sale
Posted on 07/09/2012 3:34:13 PM PDT by Old Sarge
So the rumor is that the Zombie Apocalypse may have arrived. Sure, the Centers for Disease Control denies it, but what does the CDC know? Just to be on the safe side, Realtor.com put together a list of prime zombie-defense real estate capable of putting those with an unquenchable thirst for human flesh at a distance from you and your family.
(Excerpt) Read more at realestate.yahoo.com ...
For your edification and amusement, folks!
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Ha! Great post- I wouldn’t say amusement is the word I conjured in my head; more like practicality.
Zombies? Pshaw! Those look to me more like defensive strongholds for when the Progressives start marching on us.
I look for a zombie attack one day soon. But it’s not the kind of zombies in THE WALKING DEAD. Well, some of them are.
I watched the first show of Walking Dead last night. I’m not a big fan of zombie flicks but I like the show.
I figure the best bet would be a house built on top of a mountain covered by black basalt boulders in the desert southwest. Fast zombies or slow, by the time they got halfway up they would be both dehydrated and cooked.
Meat cooked to 150F, muscle fibrils contract heavily causing moisture level to drop precipitously. Fat has fully rendered.
Since zombies would have to walk across the desert, they would already be seriously dried. Much of the year, the temperature above the black basalt would be 170F or more.
It has even been suggested that sites containing high grade nuclear waste be covered with black basalt boulders to keep out the curious.
#2 was my choice. Everyone needs a lair.
IKf the radar dish has a transmitter power rating to match the size of that antenna, just rotate down to focus on your object of dislike, power up the transmitter, and - Instant ‘Nuked’ Intruder.
I already have this:
I realize Arizona probly pays you to keep it around the house, and Barry has all but kicked you guys outta the country, but I still bet it makes him kinda nervous.
*Carry Concealed Missile
Number #2 and #4 work for me. We’ll have to defend resources from the “zombies” otherwise known as the welfare scammers.
got my lair, any suggestions about acquiring reliable minions?
Thanks for the post. Just ran across it. Those are some incredible homes, castles, fortresses, etc.
Talk about some serious preppers with serious bucks! Good for a few laughs anyway.
I’ll just stick with my “NO ZOMBIES ALLOWED” signs.
I was just thinking. Is there such a thing as zombie preppers? And if so, do they can brains, so they have a steady supply WTSHTF?
Hornady puts out "Zombie Rounds", which are .38 hollow-points with a green plastic cap over the tip. Word I get is, when you fire a few of these, the green plastic fouls the weapon...
Mossberg has the Mossberg-500 ZMB shotgun, which also fires "Zombie-Mag" shells in 12-gauge.
Here's a link for related "Zombie Gear"...
And that’s EXACTLY what people are referring to when they say “zombies” these days. Kinda like the word “Amish” around here.
Hoards of welfare dependent zombies, roused up from the dead/couch by the neCromancers Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson by the mystical intonations of “you don’t got no food ‘cuz they duz!”,
looting and pillaging their way across the landscape.
I always thought someplace like the old SAGE blockhouse at Fort Lee would be a good place to hole up and wait out Zed. Semi-reenforced concrete structure, no windows, plenty of a/c (installed back in the vacuum tube days), ready rooms, and provision storage.
Incredible what they did with the technology of the era at hand.
Prepper PING!! More for entertainment value than anything! ;-)
I drove by a gun shop the other day that had a “zombie” standing on the curb, waving a (toy) neon colored AK. Great advertisement.
If this is your work, can you put together one with some of the scenes of bleached-out atlanta as background? on a corpse version of the logo?
I’ve posted all over facebook, the corpse version might go viral.
I’ll look up some of the walking dead artwork and see what I can come up with this afternoon.
Looks like we better not offend you. You have the ability to rain down fire!
I’ll put up “BBQ Zombie Plate $7.95” signs.
FReepers and Tea Partiers have nothing to worry about.
You can check this one out too:
“In the market for a nuke proof bunker? Try ebay”
“A certain segment of the population likes to be prepared for the worst, and for many doomsday scenarios, decommissioned underground nuclear missile silos are the ultimate hideout.
Despite this, there are government-constructed nuke-proof bunkers, some of the strongest structures made by man, that have lingered on the market without selling, and their prices have been slashed.
One bunker that CNBC has written about has had its price slashed from $4.6 million to $750,000...”
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