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Anti-zombie Strongholds For Sale
Yahoo.com ^ | 7/9/2012 | Yahoo

Posted on 07/09/2012 3:34:13 PM PDT by Old Sarge

So the rumor is that the Zombie Apocalypse may have arrived. Sure, the Centers for Disease Control denies it, but what does the CDC know? Just to be on the safe side, Realtor.com put together a list of prime zombie-defense real estate capable of putting those with an unquenchable thirst for human flesh at a distance from you and your family.

(Excerpt) Read more at realestate.yahoo.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: humor; prepper; preppers; shtf; zombie
Some of these buildings are pretty cool, but way overpriced.
1 posted on 07/09/2012 3:34:19 PM PDT by Old Sarge
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To: Kartographer; blam; The Duke

For your edification and amusement, folks!


2 posted on 07/09/2012 3:35:26 PM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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To: Old Sarge; RandallFlagg

brrraaaaaiiiiinnnssss, ping!


3 posted on 07/09/2012 3:40:03 PM PDT by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: CholeraJoe; Delta 21; Nikas777; NoAmnesty; Yorlik803; TheOldLady; The Comedian; OB1kNOb; ...


Thanks to dynachrome for the ping.
4 posted on 07/09/2012 3:42:28 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Obama hates Mexicans (Fast and Furious))
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To: Old Sarge

Check my profile page.


5 posted on 07/09/2012 3:46:27 PM PDT by AZ .44 MAG (If there were three candidates - Romney, Øbama, and Satan, Øbama would come in third.)
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To: Old Sarge

Ha! Great post- I wouldn’t say amusement is the word I conjured in my head; more like practicality.

Zombies? Pshaw! Those look to me more like defensive strongholds for when the Progressives start marching on us.


6 posted on 07/09/2012 4:21:39 PM PDT by Individual Rights in NJ (Infidel Inside)
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To: Old Sarge

I look for a zombie attack one day soon. But it’s not the kind of zombies in THE WALKING DEAD. Well, some of them are.


7 posted on 07/09/2012 4:25:35 PM PDT by Terry Mross ( To all my kin: Do not attempt to contact me as long as you love obama.)
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To: Old Sarge

I watched the first show of Walking Dead last night. I’m not a big fan of zombie flicks but I like the show.


8 posted on 07/09/2012 4:59:50 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Terry Mross
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9 posted on 07/09/2012 5:01:25 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Old Sarge

I figure the best bet would be a house built on top of a mountain covered by black basalt boulders in the desert southwest. Fast zombies or slow, by the time they got halfway up they would be both dehydrated and cooked.

Meat cooked to 150F, muscle fibrils contract heavily causing moisture level to drop precipitously. Fat has fully rendered.

Since zombies would have to walk across the desert, they would already be seriously dried. Much of the year, the temperature above the black basalt would be 170F or more.

It has even been suggested that sites containing high grade nuclear waste be covered with black basalt boulders to keep out the curious.


10 posted on 07/09/2012 5:11:58 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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To: AZ .44 MAG

#2 was my choice. Everyone needs a lair.


11 posted on 07/09/2012 5:47:40 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Oh Crap !! Did I say that out loud ??!??)
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy

IKf the radar dish has a transmitter power rating to match the size of that antenna, just rotate down to focus on your object of dislike, power up the transmitter, and - Instant ‘Nuked’ Intruder.


12 posted on 07/09/2012 6:15:36 PM PDT by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is necessary to examine principles."...the public interest)
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To: Delta 21
I'd rather have a #1 but castles are really, really hard to find.

I already have this:


13 posted on 07/09/2012 8:08:06 PM PDT by AZ .44 MAG (If there were three candidates - Romney, Øbama, and Satan, Øbama would come in third.)
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To: AZ .44 MAG
What kind of hoops does the ATF make you jump thru to permit a 10 megaton thermo-newcular device?

I realize Arizona probly pays you to keep it around the house, and Barry has all but kicked you guys outta the country, but I still bet it makes him kinda nervous.

14 posted on 07/09/2012 8:44:34 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Oh Crap !! Did I say that out loud ??!??)
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To: Delta 21
You just need a CCM* permit and you can drive around with one. We have constitutional carry here.

*Carry Concealed Missile

15 posted on 07/09/2012 8:55:58 PM PDT by AZ .44 MAG (If there were three candidates - Romney, Øbama, and Satan, Øbama would come in third.)
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To: RandallFlagg

Number #2 and #4 work for me. We’ll have to defend resources from the “zombies” otherwise known as the welfare scammers.


16 posted on 07/10/2012 2:11:44 PM PDT by RikaStrom ("To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize." ~Voltaire)
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To: Delta 21

got my lair, any suggestions about acquiring reliable minions?


17 posted on 08/23/2012 1:58:07 PM PDT by Docbarleypop
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To: Old Sarge

Thanks for the post. Just ran across it. Those are some incredible homes, castles, fortresses, etc.

Talk about some serious preppers with serious bucks! Good for a few laughs anyway.

I’ll just stick with my “NO ZOMBIES ALLOWED” signs.


18 posted on 08/23/2012 10:04:27 PM PDT by Perseverando (Gun control? It's the OBOTS who are filling up prisons for violent crimes, not the Tea Party.)
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To: Old Sarge

I was just thinking. Is there such a thing as zombie preppers? And if so, do they can brains, so they have a steady supply WTSHTF?


19 posted on 08/23/2012 10:09:21 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: RichInOC; Kartographer; blam; The Duke
There's a whole marketing line for "Zombie" gear.

Hornady puts out "Zombie Rounds", which are .38 hollow-points with a green plastic cap over the tip. Word I get is, when you fire a few of these, the green plastic fouls the weapon...

Mossberg has the Mossberg-500 ZMB shotgun, which also fires "Zombie-Mag" shells in 12-gauge.

Here's a link for related "Zombie Gear"...

20 posted on 08/24/2012 4:01:02 AM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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To: Individual Rights in NJ

And that’s EXACTLY what people are referring to when they say “zombies” these days. Kinda like the word “Amish” around here.

Hoards of welfare dependent zombies, roused up from the dead/couch by the neCromancers Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson by the mystical intonations of “you don’t got no food ‘cuz they duz!”,
looting and pillaging their way across the landscape.


21 posted on 08/24/2012 4:09:35 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working fors)
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To: Old Sarge

I always thought someplace like the old SAGE blockhouse at Fort Lee would be a good place to hole up and wait out Zed. Semi-reenforced concrete structure, no windows, plenty of a/c (installed back in the vacuum tube days), ready rooms, and provision storage.


22 posted on 08/24/2012 4:33:06 AM PDT by Jonah Hex ("To Serve Manatee" is a cookbook!)
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To: Jonah Hex

Wow.

Just... wow.

Incredible what they did with the technology of the era at hand.


23 posted on 08/24/2012 4:40:03 AM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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To: appalachian_dweller; OldPossum; DuncanWaring; VirginiaMom; CodeToad; goosie; kalee; ...

Prepper PING!! More for entertainment value than anything! ;-)


24 posted on 08/24/2012 8:17:49 AM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: Old Sarge

I drove by a gun shop the other day that had a “zombie” standing on the curb, waving a (toy) neon colored AK. Great advertisement.


25 posted on 08/24/2012 8:43:20 AM PDT by Jane Long (Soli Deo Gloria!)
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To: cripplecreek

OMG

SWIPED


26 posted on 08/24/2012 9:18:49 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Funny but creepy!)
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To: Lazamataz
Corpse free version

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27 posted on 08/24/2012 9:23:27 AM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: cripplecreek

If this is your work, can you put together one with some of the scenes of bleached-out atlanta as background? on a corpse version of the logo?

I’ve posted all over facebook, the corpse version might go viral.


28 posted on 08/24/2012 9:29:36 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Funny but creepy!)
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To: Lazamataz

I’ll look up some of the walking dead artwork and see what I can come up with this afternoon.


29 posted on 08/24/2012 9:40:56 AM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: AZ .44 MAG
“I already have this: “

Looks like we better not offend you. You have the ability to rain down fire!

30 posted on 08/24/2012 9:49:04 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Encourage all of your Democrat friends to get out and vote on November 7th, the stakes are high.)
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To: Perseverando

I’ll put up “BBQ Zombie Plate $7.95” signs.


31 posted on 08/24/2012 10:21:09 AM PDT by bgill
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To: HereInTheHeartland

FReepers and Tea Partiers have nothing to worry about.


32 posted on 08/24/2012 6:10:57 PM PDT by AZ .44 MAG (Repeal Obama)
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To: Kartographer

You can check this one out too:

http://homes.yahoo.com/news/bunker-on-ebay-20120815.html

“In the market for a nuke proof bunker? Try ebay”

“A certain segment of the population likes to be prepared for the worst, and for many doomsday scenarios, decommissioned underground nuclear missile silos are the ultimate hideout.

Despite this, there are government-constructed nuke-proof bunkers, some of the strongest structures made by man, that have lingered on the market without selling, and their prices have been slashed.

One bunker that CNBC has written about has had its price slashed from $4.6 million to $750,000...”
SNIP


33 posted on 08/25/2012 9:50:39 AM PDT by TEXOKIE (Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only a little. EdmondBurke)
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