Church of Scientology believe Tom Cruise has 'telekinetic and telepathic powers'

Daily Mail (UK) ^ | 7/11/12 | Daily Mail Reporter

[rdcbn]

The author of the investigation, Janet Reitman, explained that OTs ‘have total control over themselves and their environment.

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Well, having about 250 million plus bucks in the bank, minus however many millions the Church of Scientology has clipped him for over the years, does allow one to pretty much effectively ‘have total control over themselves and their environment.’

I'm not sure the Theatans have much to with it, but sitting on that pile of cash sure does the trick.

[Seeing More Clearly Now]

They also believe he has a lot of money and will believe anything they tell him.

[katana]

Probably just as authentic as his skills with a Samurai sword and his horrific (according to some Irish friends of mine) Irish brogue in two of the most egregiously stupid films of all time. How to make any movie based on some shreds of historic accuracy into a s***pot? Place Cruise into a starring role.

[JSDude1]

See in demonic bondage..

[4yearlurker]

Tom Cruise: “I just moved 10 million dollars from my account into The Church of Scientology bank account with on finger!”

Scientology nitwits: “All hail The O.T.!!!!!!”

Tom Cruise:” Next,I will punch my chest and it will disappear to the crowd!”

[4yearlurker]

on finger=one finger.

[time4good]

Actually, might not be too far from the truth. With the demons surrounding his warped reality, they can manifest movement and also power of suggestion/manipulation in someone void of God’s Spirit.

[Figment]

Do the Scientologists also believe he’s as gay as Wales?

[Figment]

Tom, 50, is the most famous follower of the religion

Well , that’s debatable. The other famous gayboy follower, is right up there with him. He and Johnboy need to move to a lib state and marry. Scientology wouldn’t have a problem with that, unless the money flow stopped

[tbw2]

Divorce proceedings:
Katie Holmes: I need a divorce, my husband is insane.
Judge: On what basis do you make this claim?
Katie Holmes: He says he is psychic.
Judge: Do you have any proof of this?
Katie Holmes: The Church of Scientology says he is psychic AND telekinetic. This means he is certified as insane.

[Revolting cat!]

Telekinesis. For illustration purposes only!

[RnMomof7]

The author of the investigation, Janet Reitman, explained that OTs ‘have total control over themselves and their environment.

Well it certainly worked well in his marriage didn't it??

[octex]

Guess the Scientologists don’t mind pissing off an even bigger star who is one of theirs IMO, John Travolta. lol