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Posted on 07/20/2012 7:24:03 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

You Didn't Build That....







TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: obama; ofst; silliness; youdidntbuildthat; youdidntdothat
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BAMA.jpgOh my God, guys! OH MY GOD!

Michelle Obama, who's totally like, my BFF, keeps sending me e-mails -- she, like, knows me by my first name and stuff. We're that close.

Anyway, she told me that Barack's having a 51st birthday party next month, and the best part is that I'm totally invited!!!

Well, at least I think I am.

Like, I keep re-reading her e-mail and it's like trying to figure out some dude's texts or something -- really hard. I just don't know if she really likes me.

It's just weird, because the e-mail was all like, friendly and real personal and stuff at first, starting off with:

Victoria --

Barack turns 51 next month, and there will be a little celebration at our house in Chicago.

We'd like to give grassroots supporters an opportunity to join in the fun. You guys deserve it, and I know Barack would personally love to see you there.

See: "Barack would personally love to see [me] there."

Me.

But then Michelle starts asking for money and it's super awk -- like, you shouldn't ask friends for money and stuff, right? -- and now I'm not sure if she really wants me there, or if she's just saying she wants me there or worse, if she only wants my money.

Look: " Donate $3 or whatever you can today, and you'll be automatically entered to get your name added to the guest list."

Like, WTF, right?

And then Michelle like tries to play it off and be like, all LOL and acts like we actually are close friends who joke about Obama getting old and stuff.

She goes: "That won't stop me from teasing him about all those new gray hairs he has -- though I think it's fair to say he's earned every one."

But then Michelle starts asking for money again -- "if you're standing with Barack for the final months of his final campaign, there's no better way to show it than by making a donation to build this grassroots organization today" -- which makes me think she actually doesn't want to hang out with me unless she can get something, which is not cool.

Like, look again: "If you do, you'll be automatically entered for the chance to join him for his birthday celebration in Chicago. We'll also fly you out and take care of all the travel arrangements."

Yeah, OK, Michelle, that's totally not an invitation, like you said in the first place.

That's like, me paying to maybe get to go to your house party. No way.

Last time, I heard, there wasn't even a keg.

Besides, my Tridelt Alum chapter and I are totally going to A.C. that weekend, which is going to be way more fun -- and I'm going to have the Facebook albums to prove it.

See you never, Michelle.

1 posted on 07/20/2012 7:24:10 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

IF OBAMA BUILT THE N. KOREA ROCKET LAUNCH
IT WOULD LOOK SOMETHING LIKE THIS:



Oh, and I didn't build this Silly thread...someone else did....


CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST




2 posted on 07/20/2012 7:26:12 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

Woohoo!! You caught me actually being busy this morning!!!


3 posted on 07/20/2012 7:28:06 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top Ten (or better)!


4 posted on 07/20/2012 7:29:54 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 5!


5 posted on 07/20/2012 7:30:21 AM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: Lucky9teen

You didn’t build this thread. Somebody else did it for you. BTW, top 10! Yay!


6 posted on 07/20/2012 7:32:26 AM PDT by Ronin (Dumb, dependent and Democrat is no way to go through life - Rep. L. Gohmert, Tex)
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To: Lucky9teen

“Build it and he WON’T come! Somebody else will!”


7 posted on 07/20/2012 7:39:13 AM PDT by RexBeach (Mr. Obama Can't Count.)
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To: Lucky9teen

8 posted on 07/20/2012 7:42:00 AM PDT by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx)
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To: RexBeach

9 posted on 07/20/2012 7:43:20 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Pilgrim's Progress

10 posted on 07/20/2012 7:45:38 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

I got a note from a friend who e mails me stuff......

It was the prayer of his friends grand daughter.....

God, please give some clothes to all those poor ladies on Granpa’s computer that are naked and without.


11 posted on 07/20/2012 7:47:40 AM PDT by bert ((K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 ..... Present failure and impending death yield irrational action))
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To: bert

12 posted on 07/20/2012 7:49:27 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

13 posted on 07/20/2012 7:51:10 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Ronin

14 posted on 07/20/2012 7:51:30 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

Fellow hoosier freeper referred to your friends as
Obunga and Cow-Obunga this week...You should be ablt to do plenty with your graphics skill and that gem.


16 posted on 07/20/2012 7:55:11 AM PDT by hoosiermama (Obama: "Born in Kenya" Lying now or then.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Interesting last line. Was this pro-abortion?


17 posted on 07/20/2012 7:56:14 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: ShadowAce; Lucky9teen

OH MY GOD! Michelle just sent me tickets to the new Batman movie!!!!!!


18 posted on 07/20/2012 8:01:41 AM PDT by bigheadfred (MY PET TAPEWORM OBIWAN IS AN INSANE MILITARY HATING LEFTIST)
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To: ShadowAce; Lucky9teen

>>>Interesting last line. Was this pro-abortion?>>>

That confused me, too. Okay, Lucky9teen, ‘fess up, are you promoting abortion?


19 posted on 07/20/2012 8:02:31 AM PDT by kitkat
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To: ShadowAce; Lucky9teen

Which gun should I ware?????


20 posted on 07/20/2012 8:03:03 AM PDT by bigheadfred (MY PET TAPEWORM OBIWAN IS AN INSANE MILITARY HATING LEFTIST)
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To: ShadowAce; Lucky9teen

Do these “45’s” make me look phat????


21 posted on 07/20/2012 8:05:54 AM PDT by bigheadfred (MY PET TAPEWORM OBIWAN IS AN INSANE MILITARY HATING LEFTIST)
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To: All

22 posted on 07/20/2012 8:10:11 AM PDT by j_k_l
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To: Lucky9teen

23 posted on 07/20/2012 8:14:13 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: Lucky9teen

"I didn't do that."

24 posted on 07/20/2012 8:15:32 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: bigheadfred
OH MY GOD! Michelle just sent me tickets to the new Batman movie!!!!!!


25 posted on 07/20/2012 8:18:02 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen

PARAPROSDOKIANS...
(Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous.

1. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list.
3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
4. If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left..
7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not
putting it in a fruit salad.
8. They begin the evening news with ‘Good Evening,’ then
proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from
many is research.
10. Buses stop in bus stations. Trains stop in train stations.
On my desk is a work station.
11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted
paychecks.
12. In filling out an application, where it says, ‘In case of
emergency, notify:’ I put ‘DOCTOR.’
13. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk
down the street with a bald head and a beer gut,
and still think they are sexy.
15. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the
fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
17. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need
a parachute to skydive twice.
18. Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery
easier to live with.
19. There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone
down so they can’t get away.
20. I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.
21. You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
22. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call
whatever you hit the target.
23. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
24. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
25. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more
than standing in a garage makes you a car.
26. Where there’s a will, there are relatives.

And mine is.........
I’m supposed to respect my elders, but its getting harder and harder for me to find one now.


26 posted on 07/20/2012 8:18:14 AM PDT by sockhead (Socialism means equality . . . everyone is equally miserable.)
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To: Lucky9teen

If only this were true...

The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It’s an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you. Instead, it will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

You’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: “Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London. Shalom !”


27 posted on 07/20/2012 8:18:44 AM PDT by IM2MAD
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To: JRios1968

I thought we was sant posed to say nothin bad about her kids.


28 posted on 07/20/2012 8:22:30 AM PDT by bigheadfred (MY PET TAPEWORM OBIWAN IS AN INSANE MILITARY HATING LEFTIST)
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To: sockhead

“PARAPROSDOKIANS” — Now there’s a word you don’t see too often. By the way, you stole my tagline. Or maybe I stole it. Whatever. /s


29 posted on 07/20/2012 8:26:20 AM PDT by ken in texas (I was taught to respect my elders but it keeps getting harder to find any.)
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To: kitkat; Lucky9teen

Luck, please respond to the question. Did we misunderstand? Did you leave your computer unattended?


30 posted on 07/20/2012 8:27:15 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen

31 posted on 07/20/2012 8:30:36 AM PDT by sunny48
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32 posted on 07/20/2012 8:31:25 AM PDT by sunny48
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To: ShadowAce

After re-reading it....I don’t know.

Personally, I’m pro-life, but thought it made a good point about how there are more important issues facing this country, than the argument of abortion (even though that still is an important factor).


33 posted on 07/20/2012 8:34:39 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

34 posted on 07/20/2012 8:36:24 AM PDT by frankenMonkey (will do graphics for food...)
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To: Lucky9teen

The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Obama and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they’ll forever speak of this day and rejoice!”

Obama replied, “I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”

So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage!

AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY and there was happiness throughout the land!

Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it?


35 posted on 07/20/2012 8:37:47 AM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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See Post #33
36 posted on 07/20/2012 8:38:44 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: frankenMonkey

DNC SCHEDULE

4:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
4:05 PM Singing of “God Damn America” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM Pledge of Allegiance to Obama

4:15 PM Ceremonial ‘I Hate America’ led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire , Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM Al Sharpton Leads Castrati Choir in Singing, “Great Balls of Fire”

5:00 PM UFO Abduction Survival , Joe Biden
5:30 PM Eliot Spitzer Speaks on “Family Values” via Satellite
5:45 PM Tribute to All 57 States

6:00 PM Joe Biden Delivers 100,000-Word Speech Featuring 23-Minute Question and 2-Hour Answer
8:30 PM Airing of Grievances by the Clintons
9:00 PM Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama Girl

9:15 PM Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo , Michael Moore
9:45 PM Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangel
10:00 PM Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners, Rosie O’Donnell

10:30 PM Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for Iraq & Afghanistan
11:00 PM Obama Energy Plan Symposium/Tire Gauge Demonstration
11:15 PM Free Gov. Blagojevich rally

11:30 PM Obama Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish , Obama Presiding
12:00 AM Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher

12:01 AM Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior
12:05 AM Celestial Choirs Sing
3:00 AM Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech

Note: There is one omission in the list above: Memorial recognition of Obama’s surrogate son, Trayvon, will be in conjunction with the 12:05 AM event.


OPTION: Closing with a “Declaration of War” on the rich; to be decided just before the Convention. Mitt Romney will be declared “Public Enemy Number One”.


37 posted on 07/20/2012 8:39:27 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: IM2MAD

::: golf-clap :::


38 posted on 07/20/2012 8:45:20 AM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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To: ShadowAce; kitkat; Lucky9teen

I got it after only one read-thru.

Your average garden-variety Leftist has only one core issue: “a woman’s right to choose”. They will insert it into any and every conversation. It’s the litmus-test issue to identify a sister Leftist, one of the three Articles Of Faith:

1. Personal loyalty to Dear Leader;
2. The public affirmation, “I hate George Bush!”;
3. “A woman’s right to choose”.

The last sentence is getting mugged by Reality.


39 posted on 07/20/2012 8:59:38 AM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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To: Lucky9teen

I didn’t make the Top 40 posts. Someone else made that happen.


40 posted on 07/20/2012 9:12:56 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on...)
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To: Lucky9teen

First, thanks for this thread...I always enjoy it.

I have to disagree with your statement that there are more important issues facing the country than abortion. All the issues mentioned are vital. However, IMO, what it boils down to is whether we believe God is distant and impersonal, or right here in our midst, involved with everything we do.

He’s right here, watching and weighing everything we do, and the murder of innocent life might well bring His judgment onto this country. It may already have done so, for all we know.


41 posted on 07/20/2012 9:14:56 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon (Time for a write-in campaign...Darryl Dixon for President)
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To: Lucky9teen

42 posted on 07/20/2012 9:24:18 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen; Uncle Miltie
"You Didn't Build That": Picture Posting Vanity Thread
43 posted on 07/20/2012 9:25:46 AM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: Lucky9teen

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica – where do they go?

Wonder no more ! ! !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

“Freeze a jolly good fellow.”
“Freeze a jolly good fellow.”

Then, they kick him in the ice hole.


44 posted on 07/20/2012 9:31:33 AM PDT by sockhead (Socialism means equality . . . everyone is equally miserable.)
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To: Lucky9teen
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45 posted on 07/20/2012 9:32:08 AM PDT by HotHunt
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To: Old Sarge

I would just LOVE to see Benidict do that.


46 posted on 07/20/2012 9:33:11 AM PDT by NCC-1701 (I woulde)
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47 posted on 07/20/2012 9:33:47 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Old Sarge

The good ol’ days. This trick has never been repeated in modern times. (so they say)

Johnny Carson and Dom DeLuise.

The Egg Trick.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9ef_1282337269

We’ll want a report from any of you that actually try this.


48 posted on 07/20/2012 9:34:04 AM PDT by sunny48
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49 posted on 07/20/2012 9:37:14 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: sunny48

50 posted on 07/20/2012 9:38:45 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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