Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

(-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)
http://didntbuildthat.com ^

Posted on 07/20/2012 7:24:03 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

click here to read article


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-8081-86 next last
To: Lucky9teen

First, thanks for this thread...I always enjoy it.

I have to disagree with your statement that there are more important issues facing the country than abortion. All the issues mentioned are vital. However, IMO, what it boils down to is whether we believe God is distant and impersonal, or right here in our midst, involved with everything we do.

He’s right here, watching and weighing everything we do, and the murder of innocent life might well bring His judgment onto this country. It may already have done so, for all we know.


41 posted on 07/20/2012 9:14:56 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon (Time for a write-in campaign...Darryl Dixon for President)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 33 | View Replies]

To: Lucky9teen

42 posted on 07/20/2012 9:24:18 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 15 | View Replies]

To: Lucky9teen; Uncle Miltie
"You Didn't Build That": Picture Posting Vanity Thread
43 posted on 07/20/2012 9:25:46 AM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Lucky9teen

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica – where do they go?

Wonder no more ! ! !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

“Freeze a jolly good fellow.”
“Freeze a jolly good fellow.”

Then, they kick him in the ice hole.


44 posted on 07/20/2012 9:31:33 AM PDT by sockhead (Socialism means equality . . . everyone is equally miserable.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Lucky9teen
Photobucket
45 posted on 07/20/2012 9:32:08 AM PDT by HotHunt
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Old Sarge

I would just LOVE to see Benidict do that.


46 posted on 07/20/2012 9:33:11 AM PDT by NCC-1701 (I woulde)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 35 | View Replies]

To: Lucky9teen

47 posted on 07/20/2012 9:33:47 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: Old Sarge

The good ol’ days. This trick has never been repeated in modern times. (so they say)

Johnny Carson and Dom DeLuise.

The Egg Trick.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9ef_1282337269

We’ll want a report from any of you that actually try this.


48 posted on 07/20/2012 9:34:04 AM PDT by sunny48
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 38 | View Replies]

To: bigheadfred

49 posted on 07/20/2012 9:37:14 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18 | View Replies]

To: sunny48

50 posted on 07/20/2012 9:38:45 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 32 | View Replies]

To: JRios1968

51 posted on 07/20/2012 9:40:37 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 42 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin
Not RIGHT NOW! I'm holdin a presser!

The presser is on

52 posted on 07/20/2012 9:46:21 AM PDT by bigheadfred (MY PET TAPEWORM OBIWAN IS AN INSANE MILITARY HATING LEFTIST)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 49 | View Replies]

To: ken in texas

That line has been around for a while. I think it may have originated with George Burns. Another one of his that I have grown to appreciate is “I don’t mind getting older because it sure beats the alternative.”


53 posted on 07/20/2012 9:46:40 AM PDT by sockhead (Socialism means equality . . . everyone is equally miserable.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 29 | View Replies]

To: Lucky9teen
One of the problems with your presentation here, Lucky9teen, is that business about how do you "feel" about abortion --- "feel" instead of think, judge, act.

The emphasis on "feeling" about something that is actually a life-or-death question, tends to trivialize it.

If you think about abortion, though, you will soom realize that unless you are protected from being killed --- and protected simply because you're a human being --- you don't have secure access to a job, a vote, a driver's license, citizenship, a home, a hamburger, or anything else.

A right to life --- to simply go on living --- is logically prior to, and foundational to, every other consideration.

Denial of this right shows a corrupt mind which will relativize and trivialize every other value.

That thought --- not "feeling" --- should help you put things in their proper perspective.

54 posted on 07/20/2012 9:54:42 AM PDT by Mrs. Don-o (You're welcome.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 15 | View Replies]

To: Lucky9teen
Seems like the federal government is sort of like the Mafia...


55 posted on 07/20/2012 9:56:14 AM PDT by unique1
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: sunny48

I don’t think I have the testicular fortitude to attempt it!

Carson, DeLuise, and McMahon. We shall not see their like again in our lifetime.


56 posted on 07/20/2012 10:04:50 AM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 48 | View Replies]

To: Old Sarge
Hawaii official now swears: No Obama birth certificate

Signs affidavit declaring long-form, hospital-generated document absent
57 posted on 07/20/2012 10:26:47 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 56 | View Replies]

To: Old Sarge

Great one, Sarge! :-D


58 posted on 07/20/2012 10:29:45 AM PDT by TheOldLady
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 35 | View Replies]

To: Mrs. Don-o
Thank you for the good points. On them I agree.

Back to silliness though...

59 posted on 07/20/2012 10:33:13 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 54 | View Replies]

To: Lucky9teen

Hey, does anyone know the breed of dog in the staircase rail pic?

I ask b/c our dog is adopted and has beagle color, but exactly the shape of this dog here in that picture.

PLEASE HELP. We think it might be some sort of terrier??

Thanks for your help!


60 posted on 07/20/2012 10:38:08 AM PDT by WI Conservative 4 Bush (Three Cheers for Old Nassau!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 59 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-8081-86 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson