Posted on 07/26/2012 2:28:59 PM PDT by Kudsman
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches the channel.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides for it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.
If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.
If a conservative reads this, he'll share it so friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will trash it because he's offended.
If a liberal wants something he screams at the top of his lungs that he is a victim and he is deprived and he is entitled to it and demands that someone else buy it for him right away.
If a conservative sees an elderly person lying on the street beat up he goes over and helps and gets assistance.
If a liberal sees an elderly person lying on the street beat up he says it is societies fault, does nothing to help and thinks how he can he can give assistance to the people that did it.
If a conservative doesn’t like recreational drugs, he ...
What’s Wrong With Being Liberal? Everything! To be a liberal one must believe that weakness and failure are virtues, strength and success must be punished, and cap it all off with an irredeemable sense of smug self-righteousness.
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