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Alleged ass-grabbing oyster shucker now facing drug charges
Universal Hub (Boston, MA) ^
| July 25, 2012
| Adam G.
Posted on 07/29/2012 8:24:55 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
A Colombian national who got bounced from oyster shucking jobs at two well known eateries was arrested last week on charges of being a coke dealer, the Suffolk County District Attorney's office reports.
Wilmer Fernandez, a.k.a. Weimar Foronda, was arrested July 16 at the Irish Famine Memorial in Downtown Crossing by BPD detectives who had been tracking his activities for several months, the DA's office says.
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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: boston; colombians; drugs; oysters
And somehow people can't find jobs. /sarc.
Sounds like he’s just a free spirit.
posted on 07/29/2012 8:27:34 PM PDT
("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
Quit the grabassing and shuck, you shuckers!
posted on 07/29/2012 8:39:08 PM PDT
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: advertising guy; Clint N. Suhks
I had to ping you to this, for the headline alone! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted on 07/29/2012 8:42:44 PM PDT
Sounds like he’s not a very good Coke dealer, if he has to take jobs shucking oysters. Some people just aren’t cut out for a life of crime.
posted on 07/29/2012 8:59:34 PM PDT
(A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.- Burroughs)
Wow. I will have to add that to my repertoire of snappy rebuttals.
Let me try it out.
“You’re worse than an ass-grabbing oyster shucker on drugs.”
Hmmmmm.... seems to provoke more confusion than anger.
posted on 07/29/2012 9:07:59 PM PDT
I am going to substitute the words 'oyster shucker' for any cuss words I may use from now on. As in. "Hey, you oyster shucker, get away from my car!"
posted on 07/29/2012 9:10:33 PM PDT
(Love your neighbors)
So... the moral of the story (Thanks for posting it) is....
“A good shucker is hard to find.”
“Never give a shucker an even break.”
posted on 07/29/2012 9:11:23 PM PDT
I think “ass-grabbing dope-smoking oyster shucker” has a more natural flow to it.
posted on 07/29/2012 9:14:59 PM PDT
( If your theology doesn't become your biography it's useless.)
that’s funny- the left shoves sex sex sex down everyone’s throats, and when someoen succumbs to the cosntant barrage of sex stimulation materials comign fro mthe left, they get all uppitty and indignant and feign horror and demand action-
And besides, the dude was workign i nan oyster factory for crying out loud- oysters are aphrodesiacs- he could not help himself
posted on 07/29/2012 9:24:03 PM PDT
(Scientific belief does not constitute scientific evidence, nor does it convey scientific knowledge)
I have not checked, but it’s possible that the headline is one of those sentences that has never been said before.
posted on 07/29/2012 9:42:17 PM PDT
by Attention Surplus Disorder
(This stuff we're going through now, this is nothing compared to the middle ages.)
As long as you don’t call them spear shuckers. That would be wasiss.
posted on 07/29/2012 9:45:33 PM PDT
("Behold, I am against you, O arrogant one," Jeremiah 50:31)
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
Ha! I just come here for the headlines ...
posted on 07/29/2012 9:46:24 PM PDT
by Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
Sounds like a lost Jimmy Buffet album to me
posted on 07/29/2012 9:47:00 PM PDT
("I'm tryin' to think but nothin' happens!"-Curly Howard)
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
Possibly my favorite headline: “Swedish flamingoes massacred in frenzied anteater attack.”
...and “Pack my bag with twelve dozen Phonecian liquor jugs”
posted on 07/29/2012 10:12:17 PM PDT
(The only people better off today than 4 years ago are the Prisoners at Guantanamo.)
Just grabbing the asses Americans won’t...forget it
posted on 07/29/2012 10:57:15 PM PDT
"Best. Title. Ever."
posted on 07/30/2012 4:46:06 AM PDT
(Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
When I read the title, I thought this thread would be about a Kennedy.
posted on 07/30/2012 6:04:09 AM PDT
(You gotta roll with the punches and get with what's real.)
posted on 07/30/2012 6:16:44 AM PDT
(The LEFT's intolerance of the RIGHT is intolerable.)
I never knew an oyster had an ass
posted on 07/31/2012 2:44:58 PM PDT
by advertising guy
(the White House hasn't had this much leakin since Billy Carter watered the Rose Garden)
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