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Alleged ass-grabbing oyster shucker now facing drug charges
Universal Hub (Boston, MA) ^ | July 25, 2012 | Adam G.

Posted on 07/29/2012 8:24:55 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement

A Colombian national who got bounced from oyster shucking jobs at two well known eateries was arrested last week on charges of being a coke dealer, the Suffolk County District Attorney's office reports.

Wilmer Fernandez, a.k.a. Weimar Foronda, was arrested July 16 at the Irish Famine Memorial in Downtown Crossing by BPD detectives who had been tracking his activities for several months, the DA's office says.

(Excerpt) Read more at universalhub.com ...


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: boston; colombians; drugs; oysters
And somehow people can't find jobs. /sarc.
1 posted on 07/29/2012 8:25:03 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

Sounds like he’s just a free spirit.


2 posted on 07/29/2012 8:27:34 PM PDT by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Quit the grabassing and shuck, you shuckers!


3 posted on 07/29/2012 8:39:08 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: advertising guy; Clint N. Suhks

I had to ping you to this, for the headline alone! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


4 posted on 07/29/2012 8:42:44 PM PDT by MagUSNRET
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To: ConservativeStatement

Sounds like he’s not a very good Coke dealer, if he has to take jobs shucking oysters. Some people just aren’t cut out for a life of crime.


5 posted on 07/29/2012 8:59:34 PM PDT by Hodar (A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.- Burroughs)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Wow. I will have to add that to my repertoire of snappy rebuttals.

Let me try it out.

“You’re worse than an ass-grabbing oyster shucker on drugs.”

Hmmmmm.... seems to provoke more confusion than anger.


6 posted on 07/29/2012 9:07:59 PM PDT by UCANSEE2
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To: ConservativeStatement
I am going to substitute the words 'oyster shucker' for any cuss words I may use from now on. As in. "Hey, you oyster shucker, get away from my car!"
7 posted on 07/29/2012 9:10:33 PM PDT by political1 (Love your neighbors)
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To: ConservativeStatement

So... the moral of the story (Thanks for posting it) is....

“A good shucker is hard to find.”

or

“Never give a shucker an even break.”


8 posted on 07/29/2012 9:11:23 PM PDT by UCANSEE2
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To: UCANSEE2

I think “ass-grabbing dope-smoking oyster shucker” has a more natural flow to it.


9 posted on 07/29/2012 9:14:59 PM PDT by gitmo ( If your theology doesn't become your biography it's useless.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

that’s funny- the left shoves sex sex sex down everyone’s throats, and when someoen succumbs to the cosntant barrage of sex stimulation materials comign fro mthe left, they get all uppitty and indignant and feign horror and demand action-

And besides, the dude was workign i nan oyster factory for crying out loud- oysters are aphrodesiacs- he could not help himself


10 posted on 07/29/2012 9:24:03 PM PDT by CottShop (Scientific belief does not constitute scientific evidence, nor does it convey scientific knowledge)
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To: ConservativeStatement

I have not checked, but it’s possible that the headline is one of those sentences that has never been said before.


11 posted on 07/29/2012 9:42:17 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (This stuff we're going through now, this is nothing compared to the middle ages.)
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To: political1

As long as you don’t call them spear shuckers. That would be wasiss.


12 posted on 07/29/2012 9:45:33 PM PDT by rawcatslyentist ("Behold, I am against you, O arrogant one," Jeremiah 50:31)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

Ha! I just come here for the headlines ...


13 posted on 07/29/2012 9:46:24 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Sounds like a lost Jimmy Buffet album to me


14 posted on 07/29/2012 9:47:00 PM PDT by radioactivereb ("I'm tryin' to think but nothin' happens!"-Curly Howard)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

Possibly my favorite headline: “Swedish flamingoes massacred in frenzied anteater attack.”


15 posted on 07/29/2012 9:49:46 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: ConservativeStatement

...and “Pack my bag with twelve dozen Phonecian liquor jugs”


16 posted on 07/29/2012 10:12:17 PM PDT by spokeshave (The only people better off today than 4 years ago are the Prisoners at Guantanamo.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Just grabbing the asses Americans won’t...forget it


17 posted on 07/29/2012 10:57:15 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Legalize Freedom!!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

"Best. Title. Ever."

18 posted on 07/30/2012 4:46:06 AM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
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To: ConservativeStatement

When I read the title, I thought this thread would be about a Kennedy.


19 posted on 07/30/2012 6:04:09 AM PDT by PhiloBedo (You gotta roll with the punches and get with what's real.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Awww, shucks!


20 posted on 07/30/2012 6:16:44 AM PDT by NCC-1701 (The LEFT's intolerance of the RIGHT is intolerable.)
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To: MagUSNRET

I never knew an oyster had an ass


21 posted on 07/31/2012 2:44:58 PM PDT by advertising guy (the White House hasn't had this much leakin since Billy Carter watered the Rose Garden)
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