posted on 08/01/2012 8:48:12 AM PDT
The President of Mexico has announced that Mexico will not participate in the upcoming London Olympic Games. He told us, 'Pretty much everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already left the country.'
At the Olympic Games, Rhoda meets a man carrying an eight-foot-long metal stick. 'Excuse me,' says Rhoda to the man. 'Are you a pole vaulter?' 'No,"' says the man, 'I'm German, but how did you know my name is Walter?'
posted on 08/01/2012 8:58:31 AM PDT
(Better dead than red!)
"I knew there was something familiar about the opening ceremony!"
posted on 08/01/2012 9:02:33 AM PDT
(I SAY WE GET RID OF EVERYBODY IN ALL 3 BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT AND START OVER!)
posted on 08/01/2012 9:18:08 AM PDT
And this years tributes enter the arena!
HAPPY HUNGER GAMES!
posted on 08/01/2012 9:24:47 AM PDT
I’m weary of seeing garish pink athletic uniforms against a backdrop of purple stadium seats. Horrible color schemes abound.
posted on 08/01/2012 9:27:44 AM PDT
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