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The Discrimination Must Stop!
The People's Cube ^ | 8-5-12 | Komrade Kommissar Spartakus

Posted on 08/05/2012 9:01:23 PM PDT by ReformationFan

Fellow Party Members,

I have been watching the unfolding Chick-Fil-A controversy in the USSA with some concern.

I have been trying to explain to my comrades here why it is that the owner of this reactionary enterprise was permitted an opinion in the first place. Even the most elementary policy documents indicate that in the progressive miracle that is multiculturalism every religion must be tolerated and promoted except for Christianity and every racial group should induldge in collective self-congratulations except for caucasians.

Therefore that this non-person even had time to express heretical views when he should have instead been campaigning to increase his taxes for the greater benefit of the government that built Chick-Fil-A, while simultaneously sawing his guns in half to make his liberal patrons safer, is surpassingly strange.

In addition, I am wondering when someone in our Party will be brave, visionary, and forthright enough to denounce heterosexuality for what it is - discrimination.

It is a fact that heterosexuals selectively and systematically discriminate against members of the same sex when it comes to choosing their relationship partners. Frequently members of the same sex are not even offered an interview and an opportunity to pitch for the position. Instead, extreme bias is applied in the selection of mates from the opposite sex.

There are several consequences of this according to doctrine: 1. Females who practise this discrimination should automatically sacrifice any moral authority which they previously enjoyed as representatives of the universally oppressed female gender collective.

2. Females who are discriminated against in this way should have their moral authority score cubed as they are now discriminated against TWICE for being female, and once for being non-heterosexual (I will leave it to you to decide which current member of the adminstration would legitimately assume President For Life of the USSA status the moment this situation is acknowledged) .

In other words, heterosexuality is a straightforward hate crime against homosexuals.

In order to correct this, single heterosexuals should be subjected to watching mainstream television for several hours a day along with compulsory voluntary enlistment in an affirmative action campaign whereby every homosexual within a twenty mile radius should have an opportunity to pitch to them for the position of partner, and failure to accept one of these applications should be subject to a fine and/or imprisonment.

Of course, to fulfil multiple progressive agendas it would be most effective to identify heterosexuals in the womb and then abort them (using the taxes of their heterosexual parents) - claiming simultaneous victories for non-discrimination and female reproductive freedom.

To see how out of control the Western provinces of the Party have become, please view this link which shows that the sexual education materials provided to 5 year olds continue to push a heterosexual, heteronormative agenda, even though they do embrace the correct perspective on multicultralism.

I invite you to write to your nearest senator and Hollywood director and request that this be added to their agenda immediately.

TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chicfila; discrimination; homosexualagenda; satire
This is satire but like most satires of liberals, it sounds strangely close to reality.
1 posted on 08/05/2012 9:01:29 PM PDT by ReformationFan
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To: ReformationFan

I have always enjoyed The People’s Cube.... they can be outrageous but they are always spot on.

2 posted on 08/05/2012 9:54:51 PM PDT by Nifster
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To: ReformationFan

Yes, I have long noticed that their “satire” often inadvertently exposes them and their agenda by hitting a little to close to reality.

Thanks for posting this!

3 posted on 08/06/2012 6:48:21 AM PDT by scottjewell
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To: scottjewell; Nifster

“The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country’s official ideology.” ~ Ayn Rand

4 posted on 08/06/2012 10:01:08 PM PDT by ReformationFan
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To: ReformationFan

Very apt quote; excellent.

5 posted on 08/07/2012 8:00:40 AM PDT by scottjewell
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