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Feeding A Crocodile ^

Posted on 08/07/2012 5:32:14 AM PDT by navysealdad

Imagine if his foot got stuck in the mud

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Outdoors; Pets/Animals

1 posted on 08/07/2012 5:32:18 AM PDT by navysealdad
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To: navysealdad

Whenever you meet a crocodile
don’t take a stick and poke him.
Ignore the welcome in his smile,
and be careful not to stroke him.

For as he sits upon the Nile,
he thinner gets and thinner.
And whenever you meet a crocodile
he’s ready for his dinner!

2 posted on 08/07/2012 5:53:10 AM PDT by paint_your_wagon
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To: paint_your_wagon
How doth the little crocodile

Improve his shining tail,

And pour the waters of the Nile

On every golden scale!

How cheerfully he seems to grin,

How neatly spreads his claws,

And welcomes little fishes in

With gently smiling jaws!

3 posted on 08/07/2012 6:13:46 AM PDT by sportutegrl
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