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Wisconsin: Patron threatened bartender with hatchet, banjo, police say
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| Nico Savidge
Posted on 08/07/2012 3:17:15 PM PDT by TurboZamboni
A drunk, 20-year-old man swung his banjo at a bartender and threatened him with a hatchet after getting into an argument about showing identification at the Willy Street Pub on Monday night, according to Madison, Wis., police. Andre Stoltzfus, 20, yelled and cursed at the bartender when he asked Stoltzfus for his ID at the bar on the 800 block of Williamson Street just before 11:45 p.m., according to a news release.
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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: banjo; drunk; hatchet; id
Must be a Dem to get so upset about being asked for ID.
Will Schumer call for more banjo control?
To: TurboZamboni; Anoreth
It’s against the law for 20-year-olds to drink, so how’d he get drunk? And where was a banjo when I really wanted one?
posted on 08/07/2012 3:19:12 PM PDT
(If you can't say anything nice, have some more wine.)
Thank God it wasn't bagpipes. Thank God. The media is so quick to blame the pipes every time someone dies by musical instrument.
True fact: Harpsichords account for 80% of all instrument related murders yet they represent only .03% of the instrument inventory.
posted on 08/07/2012 3:22:52 PM PDT
by Sirius Lee
(Goode over evil. Voting for mitt or obie is like throwing your country away.)
posted on 08/07/2012 3:25:59 PM PDT
(Looting the future to bribe the present)
If we can just save ONE life with some Common Sense Banjo Legislation......
Why do you need FIVE strings, except to kill someone?
So many notes....so fast
A sad day in American musical carnage....
posted on 08/07/2012 3:27:04 PM PDT
(God save me from 'good' people.)
That kid would be nearly 50 years old or better.
posted on 08/07/2012 3:29:52 PM PDT
(The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
Did he threaten to play the “Deliverance” theme?
posted on 08/07/2012 4:05:59 PM PDT
(Nuke Mecca now. Death to Islam means freedom for all mankind. Deus vult!)
Oh crap, not a banjo! That’s scary. Anything but a banjo!
posted on 08/07/2012 4:28:20 PM PDT
(....The days are long, but the years are short.....)
Definition of a gentlemen:
Someone that knows how to play the banjo, but doesn't.
"Oh, I come from Wauwatosa
with a hatchet on my knee
I'm going off to Mad-town
to drink some beer you'll see"
"How many more must die, Mr. Speaker?"
Stop him before he kills again.
posted on 08/07/2012 5:09:55 PM PDT
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posted on 08/07/2012 5:32:39 PM PDT
Oh no - not a banjo - the fiend.....
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