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Posted on 08/10/2012 6:01:07 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Lazy Day

When : August 10th

Lazy Day is your chance to goof off, and definitely not work. And, it definitely comes at a good time. Hot, muggy weather makes it easy to kick back and be lazy for a day. If summer chores are not done by now, they can just wait one more day. It is best spent on a hammock, along with your favorite summer beverage.

Whoever said "There's no lazy days...just lazy people." Well, we respectfully disagree. Today is proof positive. It is indeed a Lazy Day. And, we consider that a good thing.



If you enjoy the intent of today, you will also look forward to Relaxation Day. It is coming up soon.



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; lazy; ofst; silliness
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Your Sloth Quotient: 27%
You're a little lazy, but normally you're a very energetic and motivated person.
Don't beat yourself up over a little laziness every now and then. You do need your downtime!
How Much Sloth Do You Have?

1 posted on 08/10/2012 6:01:09 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

Woohoo!! It’s finally Friday!!!!!


2 posted on 08/10/2012 6:02:07 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: ShadowAce

Top 100!


3 posted on 08/10/2012 6:03:34 AM PDT by Will not Live for another Man
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 10 and IBTP


4 posted on 08/10/2012 6:04:56 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

IN THE SPIRIT OF TODAY


I'M TOO LAZY TO CREATE MUCH


CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST




5 posted on 08/10/2012 6:05:52 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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IBTP!


6 posted on 08/10/2012 6:06:15 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (Obama hates Mexicans (Fast and Furious))
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To: ShadowAce

Top 10!!!


7 posted on 08/10/2012 6:06:27 AM PDT by eCSMaster ('Nancy Pelosi is a DINGBAT.' - Gov. Sarah Palin)
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Guess not.


8 posted on 08/10/2012 6:07:48 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (Obama hates Mexicans (Fast and Furious))
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To: Lucky9teen

Top Ten!


9 posted on 08/10/2012 6:09:00 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: All

Present...


10 posted on 08/10/2012 6:13:23 AM PDT by KevinDavis (Virgil Goode and other 3rd party candidates are losers!!!!)
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To: KevinDavis

Present....Gangnum Style


11 posted on 08/10/2012 6:15:23 AM PDT by jag.drafting
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To: Lucky9teen
Lazy
12 posted on 08/10/2012 6:16:07 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Siri: Gold Baby, Gold!)
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To: Lucky9teen
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
13 posted on 08/10/2012 6:20:02 AM PDT by cartan
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To: Berlin_Freeper

I’m too lazy to click on that


14 posted on 08/10/2012 6:20:52 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

bump for later laziness!


15 posted on 08/10/2012 6:20:58 AM PDT by freebird5850 (Guilty but not prosecuted? Sounds like a liberal to me.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Play golf . . .

A Golfer accidentally overturned his cart.

Elizabeth, a “beautiful” real golfer who lived in a villa on the
golf course heard the noise and yelled over to him.

“Hey, are you okay, what’s your name?”
“Willis,” he replied.

“Willis forget your troubles. Come to my villa,
rest up and I’ll help you get the cart up later.”

“That’s mighty nice of you,” Willis answered,
“but I don’t think my wife would like it.”

“Aw come on,” Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty and persuasive.
“Well okay,” Willis finally agreed,
And added, “but my wife won’t like it.”

After a hearty drink AND sexy driving and putting lessons, Willis thanked his host.
“I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be real upset.”

“Don’t be foolish!” Elizabeth said with a smile , she wont know any thing. By the way, where is she?”

“Under the cart!”


16 posted on 08/10/2012 6:26:00 AM PDT by sockhead (Socialism means equality . . . everyone is equally miserable.)
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To: cartan
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
17 posted on 08/10/2012 6:28:31 AM PDT by cartan
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To: Lucky9teen

Mornin Lucky


18 posted on 08/10/2012 6:29:18 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (How do you say Arkanicide in Kenyan?)
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To: KevinDavis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkKg8Wfs-Ns

Happy Friday. Link is slightly not work safe.

Gearhead flicks is run by a close friend of mine and its a small, start up business filming cars. Just clicking that link helps support him and his family. He is a fellow Conservative trying to make ends meet during this economic disaster. Gearhead films everything automotive from cars and bikes, to car shows, and club meets.

Hope you enjoy the video. The client wants a few more vids like this so I will post them up once they are finished.


19 posted on 08/10/2012 6:30:12 AM PDT by drunknsage
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To: cartan
McKayla Maroney is not impressed
20 posted on 08/10/2012 6:36:00 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Siri: Gold Baby, Gold!)
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To: Lucky9teen
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
21 posted on 08/10/2012 6:37:20 AM PDT by cartan
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To: Lucky9teen

IN!


22 posted on 08/10/2012 6:40:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Dogs + stress = If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away.)
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To: Lucky9teen

29-27, I win, or lose. Not sure.


23 posted on 08/10/2012 6:42:00 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: ShadowAce

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17vciv32e9kh7gif/cmt-medium.gif


24 posted on 08/10/2012 6:49:26 AM PDT by kevinm13 (Tim Geithner is a tax cheat. Manmade "Global Warming" is a HOAX!)
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To: Lucky9teen

25 posted on 08/10/2012 6:52:43 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: drunknsage

Is she optional equipment?


26 posted on 08/10/2012 6:54:23 AM PDT by cartan
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To: Lucky9teen

It could be that hanging out with those five “cool” monkeys is bringing you down. - CATS are the way to go if you want to feel good, silly and cool all at the same time


27 posted on 08/10/2012 6:58:26 AM PDT by Twinkie (John 3:16)
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To: Lucky9teen

Five Rules of Life

1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again. (mostly)
4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

-UNKNOWN AUTHOR


28 posted on 08/10/2012 7:00:39 AM PDT by Harley (Life is Tough, But it's going to get a lot Tougher if you vote for Obama in Nov.)
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To: Berlin_Freeper
Lazy

Lazy

29 posted on 08/10/2012 7:05:51 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Lucky9teen

Your Sloth Quotient: 9%

Post it now!

You’re certainly not lazy. If anything, you’re super charged, hyper, and always going.
Slow down a little. You can enjoy a slow afternoon without becoming a total couch potato


30 posted on 08/10/2012 7:12:54 AM PDT by verga (Forced to remove tag line by administrator)
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To: Lucky9teen; Revolting cat!
Wooo! Top 40!!!!


31 posted on 08/10/2012 7:18:25 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
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To: Lucky9teen

LAZY IS AS LAZY DOES.

32 posted on 08/10/2012 7:20:14 AM PDT by red-dawg (If muslims are exempt from Obamacare, then my name is Mohammed Suks.)
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To: Lucky9teen

The silliness thread is here! The silliness thread is here!

RUN!!!

33 posted on 08/10/2012 7:20:54 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Maybe should have practiced more.

34 posted on 08/10/2012 7:25:39 AM PDT by red-dawg (If muslims are exempt from Obamacare, then my name is Mohammed Suks.)
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To: Lucky9teen

“Roll out those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer. Those days of soda and pretzels and beer...”


35 posted on 08/10/2012 7:27:46 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Sunny Afternoon (The Kinks - Ray Davies)

The taxman’s taken all my dough,
And left me in my stately home,
Lazing on a sunny afternoon.
And I can’t sail my yacht,
He’s taken everything Ive got,
All I’ve got’s this sunny afternoon.

Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze.
I got a big fat mama trying to break me.
And I love to live so pleasantly,
Live this life of luxury,
Lazing on a sunny afternoon.
In the summertime
In the summertime
In the summertime


36 posted on 08/10/2012 7:33:34 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
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MISERY REPEATS ITSELF

This is a true but strange story which proves that misery can indeed repeat itself, that those unwilling to learn their lessons from history are doomed to repeat it.

Jimmy Carter was born in 1937, the year of the Ox.
Barack Obama was born in 1961, the year of the Ox.
24 years apart.

Jimmy Carter was the first president to be born in a hospital.
Barack Obama was the first president to be born in two hospitals.

In 2002, Jimmy Carter received a Nobel Peace Prize.
In 2009, Barack Obama received a Nobel Peace Prize.
7 years apart.

Jimmy Carter ran his family's peanut farm.
Barack Obama’s favorite snacks are chocolate-peanut protein bars.

The names Jimmy Carter and Barack Obama each contain eleven letters,
The names Gerald Ford and George Bush each contain nine letters.

Barack Obama has a pet dog named Bo.
Jimmy Carter had a pet dog named Bozo.

Jimmy Carter is a distant cousin of Motown Records founder Berry Gordy.
Barack Obama is a distanced relation of countless half-brothers and half-sisters.

Jimmy Carter had an embarrassing brother named Billy.
Barack Obama has an embarrassing brother named Abongo.
The names Billy Carter and Abongo Obama each contain eleven letters.

Billy Carter had his own beer.
Barack Obama had his own beer summit.

Jimmy Carter pardoned draft dodgers and later reinstated the draft.
Barack Obama claimed to have registered for the draft a year before it was re-instated.

Both President Carter and President Obama bailed out automobile manufacturers.

Both President Carter and President Obama were concerned with the issue of nationalizing health care coverage.

Both President Carter and President Obama chided Americans to get over setting the thermostat at whatever temperature they wanted.

Jimmy Carter and Barack Obama opposed Gitmo and the war against Saddam Hussein and supported Hugo Chavez.

In 2000, Carter severed ties with the Southern Baptist Convention, saying the group's doctrines did not align with his Christian beliefs.
In 2000, Obama severed ties with the Trinity United Church of Christ, saying he could no more distance himself from Jeremiah Wright than he could disown an uncle.

Jimmy Carter was voted out of office with a 34% approval rating and a rising misery index.

President Ronald Reagan once said, “A recession is when your neighbor is out of work, a depression is when you are out of work, and a recovery happens when Jimmy Carter is out of work.” He also said that facts are funny things.

Can history repeat itself? Only you can decide.

37 posted on 08/10/2012 7:41:12 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
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To: Lucky9teen

This will drive you nuts.

This from an orthopedic surgeon. It will confuse your mind and you’ll keep trying it over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can’t. It’s pre-programed in your brain.

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.


38 posted on 08/10/2012 7:54:34 AM PDT by IM2MAD
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To: IM2MAD

Oops! There’s more.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number “6” in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change directions.

There’s nothing you can do about it


39 posted on 08/10/2012 7:58:12 AM PDT by IM2MAD
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To: Lucky9teen

Thank you for not being to lazy to post a silliness thread today!


40 posted on 08/10/2012 8:18:43 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: IM2MAD

Start your “6” at the center and radiate outwards.

:)


41 posted on 08/10/2012 8:20:00 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
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To: a fool in paradise

42 posted on 08/10/2012 8:23:24 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
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To: Lucky9teen; JoeProBono
We were promised jetpacks.


43 posted on 08/10/2012 8:25:06 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
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To: IM2MAD
But I can post this picture.

Just because I can.


44 posted on 08/10/2012 8:25:46 AM PDT by Mrs. Don-o (And vice versa.)
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To: Lucky9teen

45 posted on 08/10/2012 8:26:24 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: cartan

46 posted on 08/10/2012 8:28:48 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Lucky9teen; Slings and Arrows
It's FRIDAY. Don't play with your food.


47 posted on 08/10/2012 8:29:46 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Your Sloth Quotient: 46%
You're definitely lazier than the average person, but you're able to live a somewhat normal life.
All your life needs is a little more effort and variety, and you might see that doing hard things is actually fun!
How Much Sloth Do You Have?
Blogthings: Take a Quiz. Annoy Your Friends.

48 posted on 08/10/2012 8:31:34 AM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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To: JoeProBono

49 posted on 08/10/2012 8:34:04 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
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To: a fool in paradise

"You can stop loking over here, kid.
I am not giving you back your ice cream."

50 posted on 08/10/2012 8:34:38 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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