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Four bears break into cabin; drink 100 beers
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Posted on 08/10/2012 12:52:48 PM PDT by nuconvert

A mother bear and her three cubs broke into a Norwegian cabin this week, reportedly drinking more than 100 beers, eating all the food and even knocking over a wall.

"They had a hell of a party in there," owner Even Borthen Nilsen told The Local. "The entire cabin was destroyed."

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TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: bears; beer; norway
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Well stocked cabin
1 posted on 08/10/2012 12:52:54 PM PDT by nuconvert
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To: nuconvert
Was it Hamm's?


2 posted on 08/10/2012 12:56:51 PM PDT by South40 ("Islam has a proud tradition of tolerance." Hussein Obama, Cairo, Egypt, June 4, 2009)
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To: nuconvert
What kind of beer does a bear drink?

Answer: Any kind he wants.

3 posted on 08/10/2012 12:57:31 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (Romney was right about the Olympics, but neither the Brits or the Dems will admit it.)
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To: nuconvert

What an unfit mother. Contributing to the delinquency of a minor.


4 posted on 08/10/2012 12:58:08 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: South40
Moosehead?
5 posted on 08/10/2012 12:59:23 PM PDT by JimC214
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To: nuconvert

I had an Appaloosa horse that loved beer. He would untie himself from the horse trailer (despite how well I tied the knot) and stroll through the campground looking for beer. One afternoon he managed to grab a can of beer out of a man’s hand and a bag of chips from a kid. To drink the beer he held the open end of the can in his mouth and turned his head up. He could drain a can in seconds. He didn’t have a mean bone in his body but he did like beer and chips. I couldn’t even ride a mountain road without him picking up empty beer boxes and shaking them to see if something fell out.

On weekends we rode in a lot of wagon trains and even though we don’t drink there were always plenty that did. He loved camping out on those trips. :-)


6 posted on 08/10/2012 1:00:20 PM PDT by Melinda in TN
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To: nuconvert

“”They had a hell of a party in there,” owner Even Borthen Nilsen told The Local. “The entire cabin was destroyed.”

Were the bears in a rock band?


7 posted on 08/10/2012 1:00:20 PM PDT by jessduntno ("Clamo, clamatis, omnes clamamus pro glace lactis." - Universal truth.)
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To: nuconvert

Hey hey hey BoBo, where’s the party at?


8 posted on 08/10/2012 1:00:57 PM PDT by chaos_5
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To: Melinda in TN

LoL.


9 posted on 08/10/2012 1:01:32 PM PDT by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: Michael.SF.
What kind of beer does a bear drink?

Answer: Any kind he wants.


10 posted on 08/10/2012 1:01:54 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: nuconvert

11 posted on 08/10/2012 1:03:55 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: nuconvert

Were there 100 bottles of beer on the wall?


12 posted on 08/10/2012 1:04:47 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Wish I knew how to photoshop the wording.

13 posted on 08/10/2012 1:06:19 PM PDT by Loud Mime (Pride-filled, judgmental christians do not qualify to be Christians)
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To: nuconvert

Great Math question...

How many cans of beer did each of them drink ???

:)


14 posted on 08/10/2012 1:07:52 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana (Why should I vote for Bishop Romney when he hates me because I am a Christian)
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To: Melinda in TN

Did you try discouraging him from drinking beer by using something with a bittering agent in it, like Bud Light?


15 posted on 08/10/2012 1:11:08 PM PDT by verum ago (A good physical therapist is half friend, half sadist.)
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To: nuconvert

Payton, Butkus, Singletary and Sayers walk into a cabin..


16 posted on 08/10/2012 1:13:32 PM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature ($1.84 - The price of a gallon of gas on Jan. 20th, 2009.)
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To: nuconvert; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; JoeProBono; Daffynition

"But Yogi, Mister Ranger's not gonna like this..."

17 posted on 08/10/2012 1:15:46 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
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To: Tennessee Nana
How many cans of beer did each of them drink ???

That depends; were they Chicago Bears?

18 posted on 08/10/2012 1:16:08 PM PDT by South40 ("Islam has a proud tradition of tolerance." Hussein Obama, Cairo, Egypt, June 4, 2009)
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To: JoeProBono

What a beautiful bear.


19 posted on 08/10/2012 1:17:12 PM PDT by OldPossum
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To: South40

"Da' Bears!"

20 posted on 08/10/2012 1:19:08 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
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To: nuconvert

Take one down, pass it around.

99 bottles of beer on the wall.


21 posted on 08/10/2012 1:22:44 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: verum ago
LOL, no, he wasn't picky. Beer was beer and if he couldn't find a beer then Coke would do. Here is my big App and me on a wagon train. My daughter is on the big bay.

Here is Lady's Hot Shot but I just called him Shot. Best horse I ever had. Like I said, not mean but very high spirited. Not many would ride him but he knew I wouldn't take any crap from him and behaved very well for me. He was also the smartest horse I ever had. His worst habit was turning on the water hose, getting a drink and then walking away without turning it off.


23 posted on 08/10/2012 1:28:59 PM PDT by Melinda in TN
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To: Melinda in TN

I had a dog like that once. She would beg for beer...........


24 posted on 08/10/2012 1:30:53 PM PDT by Red Badger (Think logically. Act normally.................)
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To: nuconvert

Well, I guess the beer was ‘just right’, not too hot or too cold...........


25 posted on 08/10/2012 1:32:05 PM PDT by Red Badger (Think logically. Act normally.................)
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To: BenLurkin

Not after they knocked it down............


26 posted on 08/10/2012 1:33:12 PM PDT by Red Badger (Think logically. Act normally.................)
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To: Melinda in TN

>> “ His worst habit was turning on the water hose, getting a drink and then walking away without turning it off.” <<

.
Related to “Mr. Ed?”


27 posted on 08/10/2012 1:38:10 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they were.)
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To: Melinda in TN

What a beauty!!!!


28 posted on 08/10/2012 1:41:13 PM PDT by Gabz (Democrats for Voldemort.)
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To: Melinda in TN

What a beauty!!!! Good looking horse, too!!!!


29 posted on 08/10/2012 1:42:16 PM PDT by Gabz (Democrats for Voldemort.)
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To: South40

I remember those Hamm’s The Beer Refreshing commericals growing up in CA.


30 posted on 08/10/2012 1:43:57 PM PDT by Fledermaus (Democrats are dangerous and evil. Republicans are useless and useful idiots.)
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To: a fool in paradise

31 posted on 08/10/2012 1:45:37 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: nuconvert

I think there’s a Jimmy Buffett song in there somewhere.


32 posted on 08/10/2012 1:47:07 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Melinda in TN

“He was also the smartest horse I ever had. His worst habit was turning on the water hose, getting a drink and then walking away without turning it off. “


That reminds me of one of my uncle’s horses. My Uncle kept accusing my aunt of leaving the corral gate open until one day when he saw the horse flipping the loop of rope off and getting out.

And one time while hunting by horseback, my uncle hobbled his horse while they stalked a deer (they left the other horses unhobbled because he was so dominate that all the other horses would stay with him). But when they got back from the stalk, the horses were all gone because he slipped out of his hobbles and decided to go back to base camp about ten miles away. :-)

But that horse also had a mean streak. If you weren’t paying attention, he try and bite you or step on your foot. And he loved to sidestep away when you were trying to mount him.


33 posted on 08/10/2012 1:52:39 PM PDT by RatSlayer
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To: nuconvert
Bears or fans of The Bears? Can't imagine the condition of the cabin would be substantially different in either case.


34 posted on 08/10/2012 1:53:58 PM PDT by katana (Just my opinions)
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To: Darksheare; Anoreth; Scoutmaster

Animal Kingdom Weirdness!


35 posted on 08/10/2012 1:54:06 PM PDT by Tax-chick (If you can't say anything nice, have some more wine.)
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To: South40
Ooooooooo, I loved Hamm's "From The Land of The Sky Blue Waters" in Chicago's NW suburbs, back in the early-60s. Hamm's and Mëister Braü beers... mmmmmmmmmmmm!
36 posted on 08/10/2012 1:54:48 PM PDT by carriage_hill (Harry Reid [PERVERT-NV] has Vickie-the-goat in lingerie and stiletto heels, tied-up in his office.)
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To: Melinda in TN

Can I have your life?

Beautiful chestnut, too.


37 posted on 08/10/2012 1:56:55 PM PDT by txhurl
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To: nuconvert
Drunk Polar Bear Pictures, Images and Photos
38 posted on 08/10/2012 1:58:41 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: Tax-chick
From the scene of the crime:


39 posted on 08/10/2012 1:58:59 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
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To: Michael.SF.
What kind of beer does a bear drink?

Cold.


40 posted on 08/10/2012 2:00:05 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
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To: Loud Mime
Ha ha! He thinks he's people.


41 posted on 08/10/2012 2:01:58 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
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To: a fool in paradise

I’m curious about the packaging of the 100 beers. Did the bears open cans?


42 posted on 08/10/2012 2:02:35 PM PDT by Tax-chick (If you can't say anything nice, have some more wine.)
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To: Tax-chick

Being from natural living, did they recycle?


43 posted on 08/10/2012 2:03:25 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
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To: Revolting cat!

BEAR+DEER = DA BEER?

44 posted on 08/10/2012 2:12:18 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
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To: nuconvert
"They had a hell of a party in there," owner Even Borthen Nilsen told The Local. "The entire cabin was destroyed."

I was at that party til one of bears said something about getting the munchies. They all loked at me so I said I would make the pizza run. Decided the two pizza's I could afford wouldn't cut the mustard so I didn't go back.

45 posted on 08/10/2012 2:12:46 PM PDT by Starstruck (Only the wealthy and the poor can afford socialism)
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To: nuconvert

Well at Norwegian beer prices that was one hell of an expensive party about $600 worth.


46 posted on 08/10/2012 2:15:11 PM PDT by bjorn14 (Woe to those who call good evil and evil good. Isaiah 5:20)
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To: nuconvert

Some thoughts:

Bears and Beers or Beers and Bears?

So now we know where they pee.

That bear in the movie “Ted”, would be proud. And envious. See the movie if you want to know where a bear’s hooker poops.


47 posted on 08/10/2012 2:16:15 PM PDT by cicero2k
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To: nuconvert

Well at Norwegian beer prices that was one hell of an expensive party about $600 worth.


48 posted on 08/10/2012 2:16:57 PM PDT by bjorn14 (Woe to those who call good evil and evil good. Isaiah 5:20)
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To: jessduntno
Were the bears in a rock band?

The Bears: Adrian Belew, Chris Arduser, Bob Nyswonger & Rob Fetters.

49 posted on 08/10/2012 2:26:37 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Recycled Olympic tagline Shut up, Bob Costas. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!)
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To: nuconvert

50 posted on 08/10/2012 2:33:46 PM PDT by Married with Children
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