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Rabid beaver attacks NY man swimming in Pa. river(have at it)
AP/yahoo ^

Posted on 08/13/2012 7:15:41 AM PDT by Vaquero

PINE PLAINS, N.Y. (AP) — A Boy Scout leader from New York who was attacked by a rabid beaver while swimming in the Delaware River is recovering

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TOPICS: Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: beaver; napl; wildlife
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To: Vaquero
"A rabid beaver!? ...Where's she at?"


41 posted on 08/13/2012 8:35:44 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: fatima; South Hawthorne; brityank; Physicist; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; GOPJ; abner; baseballmom; Mo1; ..

PA Ping!

If you want on/off the PA Ping List, please freepmail me. Thanks!


42 posted on 08/13/2012 8:36:41 AM PDT by randita (Paul Ryan is "Mr. Smith goes to Washington.")
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To: Chode

She was 15 years old, going on 35, Doc, and she told me she was 18. She was very willing, if ya know what I mean. I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been 15, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with. And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a g*dd*mn vegetable. Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what's being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it.

43 posted on 08/13/2012 8:46:08 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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44 posted on 08/13/2012 8:46:08 AM PDT by Salamander (Truth is hate to those who hate the truth.)
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To: Salamander
even dad loves it!
45 posted on 08/13/2012 8:54:23 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Salamander

Bwahahaha!! You’re a hoot, Salamander!


46 posted on 08/13/2012 8:54:45 AM PDT by momtothree
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To: Lurker

Only 6 posts until it was posted. Good job!


47 posted on 08/13/2012 8:55:59 AM PDT by techcor (I hope Obama succeeds, in being a one term president.)
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To: Ezekiel; momtothree; Vaquero; Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz

48 posted on 08/13/2012 8:56:35 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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49 posted on 08/13/2012 9:02:18 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Vaquero

Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her
She might have a porcupine.
50 posted on 08/13/2012 9:02:44 AM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Vaquero

I have an alibi.


51 posted on 08/13/2012 9:03:10 AM PDT by SpottedBeaver (I did not create the post above. Someone else made that happen.)
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To: Vaquero

LOL


52 posted on 08/13/2012 9:07:06 AM PDT by Salamander (Truth is hate to those who hate the truth.)
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To: Salamander; Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz



In his later years, he became a serial axe murderer of women.
Thus earning the name "The Beaver Cleaver."


53 posted on 08/13/2012 9:08:36 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: momtothree; shibumi

That is one of the funniest, straight face lines, ever.

>:-)


54 posted on 08/13/2012 9:12:05 AM PDT by Salamander (Truth is hate to those who hate the truth.)
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To: shibumi

55 posted on 08/13/2012 9:13:50 AM PDT by Salamander (Truth is hate to those who hate the truth.)
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To: Salamander

Well - at least he’s getting closer.


56 posted on 08/13/2012 9:15:06 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: trailhkr1

And you know this how? Personal survey? Been talking to Laz? Inquiring minds want to know.....


57 posted on 08/13/2012 9:15:22 AM PDT by Donkey Odious (I can explain it to you. I can't understand it for you.)
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To: shibumi; momtothree; Vaquero; Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz; Daffynition; martin_fierro
If a stoned beavers aren't much fun, there's always the inflatable variety...

Blow up beavers. My gawd, how long would *that* take?

58 posted on 08/13/2012 9:20:14 AM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: Ezekiel

The always enjoyable giant inflatable beaver.


59 posted on 08/13/2012 9:20:58 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Vaquero

60 posted on 08/13/2012 9:29:43 AM PDT by Bratch
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