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Kangaroo escapes with help of fox and boar
The Guardian ^ | Monday 13 August 2012 10.48 EDT | unattributed

Posted on 08/13/2012 2:48:06 PM PDT by Hunton Peck

A kangaroo is on the run in Germany after breaking out of a wildlife park, with a fox and a wild boar as his suspected accomplices.

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Hoffmann said the kangaroos got out of their enclosure after a young fox snuck into the park and dug a hole next to the cage's fencing. Two of the three were then able to escape the park entirely through another hole dug by a wild boar...

(Excerpt) Read more at guardian.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Local News; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bear; boar; boarnotbear; escape; fox; kangaroo
I'd bet moose and squirrel were in on it, too, but the comrades at the Guardian know Fearless Leader would not tolerate the release of such embarrassing information.
1 posted on 08/13/2012 2:48:07 PM PDT by Hunton Peck
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To: Hunton Peck

It's really a distraction. There's something they don't want us to see.

2 posted on 08/13/2012 2:50:38 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (At what point does an escalated effort to remove this traitor commence, and what form does it take?)
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To: SJackson

outdoor ping


3 posted on 08/13/2012 2:50:47 PM PDT by randita (Paul Ryan is "Mr. Smith goes to Washington.")
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To: Hunton Peck
Kangaroo escapes with help of fox and boar
Who wrote this article - Aesop?
4 posted on 08/13/2012 2:51:43 PM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: Hunton Peck
Made me think of this...

5 posted on 08/13/2012 2:53:06 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Hunton Peck

A kangaroo, a fox, and a boar walked into a bar . . .


6 posted on 08/13/2012 3:05:48 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew (Kyrie Eleison)
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To: Fester Chugabrew

Before serving up the sauce, the bartender inquired of the critters how they intend to pay for their drinks.

KANGAROO: ‘I’ve got the cash right here in my trusty little pouch.”

FOX: “I’ll dig for it, Mr. Bartender, just like I dug my friend out of the zoo.”

BOAR: “I’m a Democrat. Those two owe me a drink for bailing me out.”


7 posted on 08/13/2012 3:11:59 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew (Kyrie Eleison)
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To: Hunton Peck

The Great Escape 2012, a co-production* by WWF, Greenpeace, and PETA.

(*No environmentally harmful substances were emitted. Void where prohibited. Do not remove label under penalty of law. Batteries not included. Some assembly required.)


8 posted on 08/13/2012 3:59:12 PM PDT by Moltke ("I am Dr. Sonderborg," he said, "and I don't want any nonsense.")
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To: Fester Chugabrew

No, no, no. I don’t know about the fox and the boar, but the KANGAROO always says:

“I guess the high balls are on me.”


9 posted on 08/13/2012 4:38:59 PM PDT by RossA
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To: RossA

And here all this time I thought it was the Giraffe who said that.


10 posted on 08/13/2012 5:23:40 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew (Kyrie Eleison)
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To: Iowa Granny; Ladysmith; Diana in Wisconsin; JLO; sergeantdave; damncat; phantomworker; joesnuffy; ..
If you’d like to be on or off this Outdoors/Rural/wildlife/hunting/hiking/backpacking/National Parks/animals list please FR mail me. And ping me is you see articles of interest.
11 posted on 08/14/2012 4:46:53 AM PDT by SJackson (I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people people die of natural causes)
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To: Hunton Peck

Sort of sounds like a Disney move. I say, “Run, Kangaroo, RUN!!!!”


12 posted on 08/14/2012 5:22:27 AM PDT by momtothree
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