Skip to comments.Kangaroo escapes with help of fox and boar
Posted on 08/13/2012 2:48:06 PM PDT by Hunton Peck
A kangaroo is on the run in Germany after breaking out of a wildlife park, with a fox and a wild boar as his suspected accomplices.
Hoffmann said the kangaroos got out of their enclosure after a young fox snuck into the park and dug a hole next to the cage's fencing. Two of the three were then able to escape the park entirely through another hole dug by a wild boar...
(Excerpt) Read more at guardian.co.uk ...
It's really a distraction. There's something they don't want us to see.
A kangaroo, a fox, and a boar walked into a bar . . .
Before serving up the sauce, the bartender inquired of the critters how they intend to pay for their drinks.
KANGAROO: ‘I’ve got the cash right here in my trusty little pouch.”
FOX: “I’ll dig for it, Mr. Bartender, just like I dug my friend out of the zoo.”
BOAR: “I’m a Democrat. Those two owe me a drink for bailing me out.”
The Great Escape 2012, a co-production* by WWF, Greenpeace, and PETA.
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No, no, no. I don’t know about the fox and the boar, but the KANGAROO always says:
“I guess the high balls are on me.”
And here all this time I thought it was the Giraffe who said that.
Sort of sounds like a Disney move. I say, “Run, Kangaroo, RUN!!!!”
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