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Vanity - Caption this Picture of "Cornfield Obama"

Posted on 08/13/2012 4:10:09 PM PDT by GraceG

Caption this Photo


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cornfield; humor; iowa; obama; obama2012; zerobama
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In the Cornfield...

1 posted on 08/13/2012 4:10:15 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: GraceG
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I sent him to the cornfield and he still won't shut up...

2 posted on 08/13/2012 4:11:56 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: GraceG

The Obama field of dreams


3 posted on 08/13/2012 4:12:29 PM PDT by Proud2BeRight
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To: GraceG

No “corny” puns allowed.


4 posted on 08/13/2012 4:12:50 PM PDT by Psycho_Bunny (OWS = The Great American Snivel War)
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To: GraceG

Obama’s Midas touch—Obama= dried up corn


5 posted on 08/13/2012 4:12:56 PM PDT by dandiegirl
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To: GraceG
Don't make fun of my ears.

6 posted on 08/13/2012 4:13:42 PM PDT by I see my hands (It's time to.. KICK OUT THE JAMS, MOTHER FREEPERS!)
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To: GraceG

Outstanding in no field.


7 posted on 08/13/2012 4:14:26 PM PDT by Proud2BeRight
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To: GraceG

These ears are even smaller than mine.


8 posted on 08/13/2012 4:15:59 PM PDT by Proud2BeRight
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To: GraceG
WHAT, no battleships? LOL
9 posted on 08/13/2012 4:18:05 PM PDT by mardi59 (THE REBELLION IS ON!!! LET THE GAMES BEGIN!)
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To: GraceG

Once there were green fields kissed by the sun
Once there were valleys where rivers used to run
Once there were blue skies with white clouds high above
Once they were part of an everlasting love
We were the lovers who strolled through green fields

Green fields are gone now, parched by the sun
Gone from the valleys where rivers used to run
Gone with the cold wind that swept into my heart
Gone with the lovers who let their dreams depart
Where are the green fields that we used to roam

I'll never know what made you run away
How can I keep searching when dark clouds hide the day
I only know there's nothing here for me
Nothing in this wide world, left for me to see

Still I'll keep on waiting until you return
I'll keep on waiting until the day you learn
You can't be happy while your heart's on the roam
You can't be happy until you bring it home
Home to the green fields and me once again


10 posted on 08/13/2012 4:18:57 PM PDT by taildragger (( Palin / Mulally 2012 ))
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To: GraceG

All ears were attentive to his every word.


11 posted on 08/13/2012 4:19:26 PM PDT by healy61
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To: GraceG

When they said a buck an ear I couldn’t figure out if they were talking about pirates and an NFL team.


12 posted on 08/13/2012 4:20:51 PM PDT by Proud2BeRight
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To: GraceG

And in a moment, Malachi and the rest of the Obama Youth Corp
will move through the crowd to collect your donations, firearms,
and sovereignty.

13 posted on 08/13/2012 4:21:48 PM PDT by ct_libertarian (W.W.J.G.D? What would John Galt do?)
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To: GraceG
"....and like this cornfield behind me, the economy under my leadership.......,errrr, augh,.............nevermind.


14 posted on 08/13/2012 4:22:43 PM PDT by John 3_19-21 (Turn off the Idiot box.)
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To: GraceG
And the reason FEMA is not here with credit cards for you all is because there was no flood. You see the difference?
15 posted on 08/13/2012 4:22:46 PM PDT by oldbrowser (As long as Obama's records are sealed, any discussion of Romney's past is off limits.)
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To: GraceG

Child of the corn


16 posted on 08/13/2012 4:23:45 PM PDT by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto.)
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To: GraceG
I hated that episode.

As a little kid, I was terrified of the name "Anthony."

"Twilight Zone" - great writing, no "special effects," black-and-white, but outstanding work, even now, 50+ years later.

17 posted on 08/13/2012 4:24:01 PM PDT by eCSMaster ('Nancy Pelosi is a DINGBAT.' - Gov. Sarah Palin)
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To: GraceG

“You didn’t buld that...they won’t come.”


18 posted on 08/13/2012 4:25:26 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: GraceG



"If you forge it, it will come ..."

to websites, the DNC and anywhere else but
a civilian or military court for verification"

19 posted on 08/13/2012 4:29:08 PM PDT by F15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
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To: GraceG

Looks Photoshopped


20 posted on 08/13/2012 4:29:26 PM PDT by wastedyears ("God? I didn't know he was signed onto the system.")
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To: GraceG

21 posted on 08/13/2012 4:30:28 PM PDT by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: John 3_19-21

Well said!


22 posted on 08/13/2012 4:30:55 PM PDT by canuck_conservative
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To: eCSMaster

My name is Anthony.


23 posted on 08/13/2012 4:31:58 PM PDT by wastedyears ("God? I didn't know he was signed onto the system.")
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To: wastedyears
Image and video hosting by TinyPic .......I am the Great Cornholio. Are you threatening me?
24 posted on 08/13/2012 4:33:37 PM PDT by festusbanjo (Nov 2012 is a battle between those who love freedom and those who love free stuff.)
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To: GraceG

“Behind me is an example of what happens when you try to build it yourself. This is why we need a very big government. Then we can help you build it (according to our whims and the vast amount of paperwork only we can understand).”


25 posted on 08/13/2012 4:34:04 PM PDT by teacherwoes ("It is vain to expect a well-balanced government without a well-balanced society" -Gideon Welles)
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To: I see my hands
Don't make fun of my ears.

Okay , folks, no more calls, we have a winner!!

LOL!

26 posted on 08/13/2012 4:35:14 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: wastedyears
Image and video hosting by TinyPic .......I am the Great Cornholio. Are you threatening me?
27 posted on 08/13/2012 4:35:40 PM PDT by festusbanjo (Nov 2012 is a battle between those who love freedom and those who love free stuff.)
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To: GraceG

“The rats are in the cornfield.”


28 posted on 08/13/2012 4:37:36 PM PDT by OwenKellogg
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To: GraceG


"Get sicker quicker!" GMO, baby, at its best.."
29 posted on 08/13/2012 4:38:52 PM PDT by mlizzy (And if we accept that a mother can kill even her own child, how can we tell others not to kill? --MT)
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To: mardi59

"Corn-based Ethanol is absolutely necessary towards driving up the cost of your grocery bill, making your drive less. See how that works? It's a twofer!"

30 posted on 08/13/2012 4:39:35 PM PDT by GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
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To: GraceG

I would love to see someone photoshop Godzilla standing with a face palm in the cornfield.


31 posted on 08/13/2012 4:41:10 PM PDT by PA Engineer ("We're not programs, Gerty, We're People")
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To: GraceG

Of COURSE I know how to shuck...and jive too.


32 posted on 08/13/2012 4:41:46 PM PDT by MestaMachine (obama kills)
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To: GraceG

Jimmy Crack-Head Corn, and he don’t care.


33 posted on 08/13/2012 4:42:03 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: mlizzy
Whooops, there was no teleprompter. Let's try that again:

"Get sicker quicker! GMO, baby, at its best.."
34 posted on 08/13/2012 4:42:03 PM PDT by mlizzy (And if we accept that a mother can kill even her own child, how can we tell others not to kill? --MT)
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To: GraceG

Hello Senior Comrades! Welcome to Collective Farm #417.

We will now go into the corfield to harvest the corn in order to meet the production quotas of the Ninth Five Year Plan. When you are done harvesting your quota, dump it in the bin and stand over by the edge of the trench, just beyond those soldiers...


35 posted on 08/13/2012 4:43:40 PM PDT by Haiku Guy ("The problem with Internet Quotes is that you never know if they are real" -- Abraham Lincoln)
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To: GraceG

"Let me be clear, these rich white conservative plants are stalking me."

36 posted on 08/13/2012 4:44:02 PM PDT by Dysart (You didn't post that. Someone else made that happen.)
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To: Dysart

To the Farmers: “You didn’t grow this”


37 posted on 08/13/2012 4:46:56 PM PDT by naturalborn
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To: GraceG
Did he say, "you did't build this?!"
38 posted on 08/13/2012 4:49:36 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (At what point does an escalated effort to remove this traitor commence, and what form does it take?)
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To: I see my hands

Nicely played!


39 posted on 08/13/2012 4:54:56 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1302 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
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To: naturalborn
"Under my drought plan the price of corn will necessarily skyrocket.

Especially for rich people- who need their taxes raised: It's for the children...of the corn"

40 posted on 08/13/2012 4:55:42 PM PDT by Dysart (You didn't post that. Someone else made that happen.)
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To: GraceG

What a crowd! just like the ol days uh! They have the same mental capacity I see. Biden pulls 660 and half were security to protect his dumb a##.


41 posted on 08/13/2012 4:57:57 PM PDT by ronnie raygun (bb)
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To: GraceG
I sent him to the cornfield

Now that is FUNNY!
42 posted on 08/13/2012 4:58:19 PM PDT by VastRWCon (There are no coincidences in politics)
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To: GraceG

Does a TOTUS speak in a cornfield?


43 posted on 08/13/2012 4:59:55 PM PDT by Polyxene (Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
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To: eCSMaster
Fresh holes in the corn field...
44 posted on 08/13/2012 5:01:30 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1302 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
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To: healy61

LOL!!!!


45 posted on 08/13/2012 5:05:41 PM PDT by milagro (There is no peace in appeasement.)
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To: GraceG

Cornhole


46 posted on 08/13/2012 5:06:53 PM PDT by rainee
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To: GraceG; mickie; flaglady47; oswegodeee; hoosiermama

“Oh, what a too-damn-hot morning, oh, what a damn boring day, this dried-out corn is as high as a jackass’s eye.....and nothing is goin” my way......”


47 posted on 08/13/2012 5:08:27 PM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: PA Engineer
Please, please, somebody photoshop the "not impressed" photo beside Obama. Thanks.

Photobucket

48 posted on 08/13/2012 5:17:03 PM PDT by randita (Paul Ryan is "Mr. Smith goes to Washington.")
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To: GraceG

VERSE:
F#m A E F#m A E
Scarecrow on a wooden cross Blackbird in the barn
F#m A E F#m A E
Four hundred empty acres that used to be my farm
F#m A E F#m A E
I grew up like my daddy did My grandpa cleared this land
F#m A E F#m A E
When I was five I walked the fence while grandpa held my hand

CHORUS:
D E
Rain on the scarecrow Blood on the plow
D E
This land fed a nation This land made me proud
D
And Son I’m just sorry there’s no legacy for you now

F#m A E F#m A E
Rain on the scarecrow Blood on the plow
F#m A E F#m A E
Rain on the scarecrow Blood on the plow

VERSE:
The crops we grew last summer weren’t enough to pay the loans
Couldn’t buy the seed to plant this spring and the Farmers Bank foreclosed
Called my old friend Schepman up to auction off the land
He said John it’s just my job and I hope you understand
Hey calling it your job ol’ hoss sure don’t make it right
But if you want me to I’ll say a prayer for your soul tonight

BREAK: (SAME AS CHORUS)

And grandma’s on the front porch swing with a Bible in her hand
Sometimes I hear her singing “Take me to the Promised Land”
When you take away a man’s dignity he can’t work his fields and cows

There’ll be blood on the scarecrow Blood on the plow
Blood on the scarecrow Blood on the plow

INSTRUMENTAL: PLAYED LIKE INTRO..... (VERSE AND CHORUS)

VERSE:
Well there’s ninety-seven crosses planted in the courthouse yard
Ninety-seven families who lost ninety-seven farms
I think about my grandpa and my neighbors and my name
And some nights I feel like dyin’ Like that scarecrow in the rain

CHORUS:
Rain on the scarecrow Blood on the plow
This land fed a nation This land made me proud
And Son I’m just sorry they’re just memories for you now
Rain on the scarecrow Blood on the plow
Rain on the scarecrow Blood on the plow

CHORUS:
Rain on the scarecrow Blood on the plow
This land fed a nation This land made me proud
And Son I’m just sorry they’re just memories for you now
Rain on the scarecrow Blood on the plow
Rain on the scarecrow Blood on the plow


49 posted on 08/13/2012 5:17:23 PM PDT by oncebitten (Obama: could not get a clue if he were covered in clue musk and standing in a field of horny clues.)
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To: eCSMaster

“I hated that episode. “

It’s a gosh darn scary one, that is for sure. Our babysitter told us the story years and years before I ever saw it. It’s scary every single time!

Cloris Leachman plays the kid’s mom, she’s very good and whoever plays the dad is good too.

The only other really scary one I’ve never seen (I think) is the “Talking Tina Doll” one, with (I think) Telly Savalas. I keep trying to catch in during a marathon, but of course I need hubby to watch it with me, so he can tell me what’s happening as I hide under the blanket.


50 posted on 08/13/2012 5:21:56 PM PDT by jocon307
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