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Man butt dials 911 during alleged drug deal
cnet.com ^ | Aug 12, 2012 | Chris Matyszczyk

Posted on 08/14/2012 7:18:42 PM PDT by posterchild

Sometimes life does not want to bring you luck.

And sometimes it delivers a perverse sort of justice, one that makes you question just who or what is in control of this world.

Such sentiments might have entered the thought systems of Justin Kryzanowski, a 24-year-old man from Pennsylvania, who is said to have patched in an accidental guest to an alleged drug deal.

With perhaps the wrong twitch of a cheek or the inadvertent pressure of a jean seam, his cell phone allegedly and independently dialed 911, and police say they listened in to the whole thing.

According the the Scranton Times-Tribune, the police not only lent an ear to some interesting purchases but then traced the cell phone back to Kryzanowski's home.

There, they claim to have found all sorts of drug-related substances and tools that lent substance to their accusations. They also allegedly found Kyrzanowski unable to articulate words as clearly as he might, after his alleged purchase.

(Excerpt) Read more at news.cnet.com ...


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: drugs

1 posted on 08/14/2012 7:18:48 PM PDT by posterchild
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To: posterchild

can you hear me now?


2 posted on 08/14/2012 7:21:59 PM PDT by ZinGirl
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To: posterchild

3 posted on 08/14/2012 7:27:15 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: ConservativeStatement; windcliff

LOL.


4 posted on 08/14/2012 7:48:14 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
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To: posterchild

Anal drug dealer?


5 posted on 08/14/2012 7:54:51 PM PDT by The_Media_never_lie
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To: GOPsterinMA; Perdogg; Clintonfatigued; BillyBoy; fieldmarshaldj; NFHale; SunkenCiv

Don’t buy your smack from this guy.


6 posted on 08/14/2012 8:12:33 PM PDT by Impy (Don't call me red.)
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To: Impy; Perdogg; Clintonfatigued; BillyBoy; fieldmarshaldj; NFHale; SunkenCiv

I will not buy my horse from that guy. Thank you for the info.


8 posted on 08/14/2012 8:18:17 PM PDT by GOPsterinMA (The Glove don't fit.)
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To: posterchild

I think the Oxford English Dictionary is going to be looking at “butt-dialing” very soon.


9 posted on 08/14/2012 8:59:58 PM PDT by Steely Tom (If the Constitution can be a living document, I guess a corporation can be a person.)
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To: Steely Tom

I first heard the term “butt call” from my wife who heard it from the 20-somethings that work with her.


10 posted on 08/15/2012 4:40:53 AM PDT by jimfree (In Nov 2012 my 12 y/o granddaughter will have more relevant executive experience than Barack Obama)
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