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Raiders practice delayed due to suspicious substance on field
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Posted on 08/16/2012 9:10:49 PM PDT by Robwin
OAKLAND (CA)--Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
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TOPICS: Humor; Sports
KEYWORDS: football; oaklandraiders
Unusual doings at Oakland Raiders practice.
posted on 08/16/2012 9:10:59 PM PDT
Art Shell ? Am I caught in a time warp?
posted on 08/16/2012 9:13:43 PM PDT
Unknown white powder at a Raiders' practice. Hah.
posted on 08/16/2012 9:13:55 PM PDT
(I may not be much, but I raised a United States Marine.)
Is it Darren McFadden’s career? Love the guy, I’m an Arkansas alumni.
But he didn’t pan out in the NFL.
posted on 08/16/2012 9:18:28 PM PDT
(Democrats are dangerous and evil. Republicans are useless and useful idiots.)
This would be funnier if it were about LSU finding the 50 yard line. LOL
posted on 08/16/2012 9:19:10 PM PDT
Unknown substance turned out to be Winning.
You mean they didn’t snort it?
I think the Raiders of the mid to late 1970’s were the reason the NFL started a drug policy that included drug testing.
posted on 08/16/2012 9:51:29 PM PDT
(Love your neighbors)
“After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.”
posted on 08/16/2012 10:23:02 PM PDT
“...white substance unknown to players...”
Chicago Cubs have the same problem: 3rd base line to home plate for a game-winning run. LOL. Only 103yrs without winning a World Series. That’s a *drought*.
posted on 08/17/2012 3:41:04 AM PDT
(Harry Reid [PERVERT-NV] has Vickie-the-goat in lingerie & stiletto heels, tied-up in his office.)
I think they call it the goal line!
posted on 08/17/2012 4:06:32 AM PDT
by Northern Yankee
(Where Liberty dwells, there is my Country. - Benjamin Franklin)
posted on 08/17/2012 4:25:26 AM PDT
(I love the Universe, and it loves me.)
That’ll be the Vikequeens this year.
posted on 08/17/2012 7:31:25 AM PDT
(Looting the future to bribe the present)
posted on 08/17/2012 9:15:26 AM PDT
We, (Charger Fans ) thought it might be Al Davis’s Ashes. But Then..
posted on 08/17/2012 10:58:39 AM PDT
To: Northern Yankee
Yep, that's what I was thinking, either that or a football. LOL
posted on 08/17/2012 11:06:09 AM PDT
(Going Galt as fast as I can.)
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