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Posted on 08/17/2012 5:40:07 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

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1 posted on 08/17/2012 5:40:19 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

Joe Biden the gift that keeps on giving.


2 posted on 08/17/2012 5:41:46 AM PDT by Ratman83
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To: Lucky9teen

Woohoo!!! Friday!!!!!!!!!


3 posted on 08/17/2012 5:41:49 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

WAKE UP


IT'S TIME FOR


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4 posted on 08/17/2012 5:45:00 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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TOP TEN!


5 posted on 08/17/2012 5:46:09 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (Obama hates Mexicans (Fast and Furious))
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To: Lucky9teen
TOP TEN!!!!!
6 posted on 08/17/2012 5:47:08 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 10!


7 posted on 08/17/2012 5:47:53 AM PDT by workerbee (June 28, 2012 -- 9/11 From Within)
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To: Lucky9teen
Joe has a great future as a stand-up comedian after November........


8 posted on 08/17/2012 5:48:21 AM PDT by Emperor Palpatine (Tosca, mi fai dimenticare Iddio!!!!!)
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To: ShadowAce

Every quote and gaffe should be a GOP campaign commercial, with the last line, “Americans need a President that can make intelligent decisions.”


9 posted on 08/17/2012 5:49:45 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (ABO 2012)
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To: Ratman83

Or one could say....

Joe Biden the gaffe that keeps on gaffing.


10 posted on 08/17/2012 5:49:57 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Emperor Palpatine

But who would pay to see him?


11 posted on 08/17/2012 5:50:47 AM PDT by gortklattu (God knows who is best, everybody else is making guesses - Tony Snow)
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To: Lucky9teen

Joe Biden Mad Libs!!!!!

**spewing**LOL**spewing**LOL


12 posted on 08/17/2012 5:52:12 AM PDT by workerbee (June 28, 2012 -- 9/11 From Within)
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To: gortklattu

The same idiots who paid to see Charlie Sheen do stand up, hehehe.


13 posted on 08/17/2012 5:53:40 AM PDT by Emperor Palpatine (Tosca, mi fai dimenticare Iddio!!!!!)
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14 posted on 08/17/2012 5:53:53 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: Lucky9teen

The Silliness Thread is here! The Silliness Thread is here!

15 posted on 08/17/2012 5:56:04 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: Lucky9teen

16 posted on 08/17/2012 5:57:00 AM PDT by workerbee (June 28, 2012 -- 9/11 From Within)
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To: Ratman83
Joe Biden the gift that keeps on giving gaffing.

Fixed.

17 posted on 08/17/2012 6:01:24 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (EAT MOR CHIKIN)
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To: Emperor Palpatine
I'd pay to see this Charlie Sheen commercial in person. It would beat Paul McCartney prices.

I'd pay to see this commercial as well.

On second thought, maybe Charlie has nothing to do with it.

18 posted on 08/17/2012 6:03:21 AM PDT by gortklattu (God knows who is best, everybody else is making guesses - Tony Snow)
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To: Lucky9teen
And now, just as we had Kim Jong-Il Looking At Things, we have...

Obama Looking Pensively Out Windows!

19 posted on 08/17/2012 6:03:52 AM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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To: Lucky9teen

” Virginia Tech University”

No such thing.


20 posted on 08/17/2012 6:09:30 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you really want to annoy someone, point out something obvious that they are trying hard to ignore)
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To: Lucky9teen

Joe Biden: Making Dan Quayle look like a genius, since 2008.


21 posted on 08/17/2012 6:10:49 AM PDT by Paradox (I want Obama defeated. Period.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

That works too.


22 posted on 08/17/2012 6:14:56 AM PDT by Ratman83
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To: Lucky9teen
Excellent silliness this week!
23 posted on 08/17/2012 6:17:56 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Lucky9teen

Joe is good for so many, it will be hard to see the end. If Nov goes well that should be the end of it, right?


24 posted on 08/17/2012 6:19:39 AM PDT by Ratman83
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25 posted on 08/17/2012 6:19:44 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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26 posted on 08/17/2012 6:23:29 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Lucky9teen

IWOAP!

(In Without A Ping!)


27 posted on 08/17/2012 6:25:49 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Only Obama put a dog on the roof of his mouth. Dogs are friends, not food.)
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28 posted on 08/17/2012 6:25:59 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Lucky9teen
It is sad to see the VP (who could be President) has advance stages of Alzheimer.
29 posted on 08/17/2012 6:26:13 AM PDT by bmwcyle (Corollary - Electing the same person over and over and expecting a different outcome is insanity)
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To: Old Sarge

Hussein: “Where’s the ice cream truck? It should be here by now?”


30 posted on 08/17/2012 6:28:41 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Emperor Palpatine
Nancy is thrilled...

31 posted on 08/17/2012 6:33:36 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Old Sarge

32 posted on 08/17/2012 6:36:56 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Only Obama put a dog on the roof of his mouth. Dogs are friends, not food.)
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To: Lucky9teen

I heard a good one yesterday: Instead of Shoeless Joe Jackson, we have Clueless Joe Biden.


33 posted on 08/17/2012 6:59:02 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: Lucky9teen; Slings and Arrows
Joe Biden's cat?


34 posted on 08/17/2012 6:59:04 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Only Obama put a dog on the roof of his mouth. Dogs are friends, not food.)
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To: Lucky9teen

WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO TGIF
im in TOP 100


35 posted on 08/17/2012 7:07:03 AM PDT by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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To: BenLurkin; JoeProBono
Hussein: “Where’s the ice cream truck? It should be here by now?”

MMmmmmmmm. ICE CREAM!


36 posted on 08/17/2012 7:10:49 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Only Obama put a dog on the roof of his mouth. Dogs are friends, not food.)
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To: Lucky9teen

THIS NOVEMBER

GO FORWARD

OBAMA-BIDEN 2012


37 posted on 08/17/2012 7:15:58 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Only Obama put a dog on the roof of his mouth. Dogs are friends, not food.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Replace the cat with Slow Joe and the results will be the same.

38 posted on 08/17/2012 7:23:48 AM PDT by red-dawg (If muslims are exempt from Obamacare, then my name is Mohammed Suks.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Mitt will probably be blamed for this as well.


39 posted on 08/17/2012 7:25:29 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Only Obama put a dog on the roof of his mouth. Dogs are friends, not food.)
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To: Emperor Palpatine

“Mitt Romney has selected Paul Ryan as his running mate. They say this could be a big boost for the Republican ticket and I was thinking, ‘Well, Joe Biden could be a big boost for the Republican ticket, you know?’” –David Letterman


“On Saturday President Obama and Joe Biden spent more than four hours playing golf together. Joe Biden’s handicap is 20, while Obama’s handicap . . . is Joe Biden.” –Jimmy Fallon


“Vice President Joe Biden said today that he had to ask his wife Jill to marry him five times before she said yes. Five times! Joe, that’s not a proposal, that’s harassment.” –Jay Leno


“A reporter in Florida was forced into a closet by Joe Biden’s staff to keep him from talking to guests at a fund-raiser. The guy said it wouldn’t have been so bad if Biden wasn’t already in there for the same reason.” —Jimmy Fallo


40 posted on 08/17/2012 7:31:01 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Only Obama put a dog on the roof of his mouth. Dogs are friends, not food.)
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To: Paradox

“Sarah Palin has managed to use her failed vice presidential run to put herself in a position of power and influence. Joe Biden won the race and he hasn’t been able to put himself in a position of power and influence.” –Craig Ferguson


41 posted on 08/17/2012 7:35:57 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Only Obama put a dog on the roof of his mouth. Dogs are friends, not food.)
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42 posted on 08/17/2012 7:38:10 AM PDT by Heartlander (You are either the doer, or the dude)
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43 posted on 08/17/2012 8:09:19 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: Lucky9teen

From a friend in Chicago......

My father was a staunch conservative and voted straight line Republican until the day he died…

I am ashamed.... because now he votes Democrat....


44 posted on 08/17/2012 8:25:07 AM PDT by unique1
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45 posted on 08/17/2012 8:30:31 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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46 posted on 08/17/2012 8:32:50 AM PDT by unique1
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47 posted on 08/17/2012 8:38:39 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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48 posted on 08/17/2012 9:01:30 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 12 Reasons to Vote Democrat

1. I will vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my German Shepherd.

2. I will vote Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

3. I will vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

4. I will vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

5. I will vote Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

6. I will vote Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.

7. I will vote Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

8. I will vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away the social security from those who paid into it.

9. I will vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

10. I will vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

11. I will vote Democrat because I think that it’s better to pay billions for their oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish.

12. I will vote Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my butt, it’s unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.


49 posted on 08/17/2012 9:02:59 AM PDT by sockhead (Socialism means equality . . . everyone is equally miserable.)
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That right there is funny. Almost makes me wish I had a cat.


50 posted on 08/17/2012 9:21:40 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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