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Posted on 08/17/2012 5:40:07 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

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To: sockhead

51 posted on 08/17/2012 9:43:05 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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52 posted on 08/17/2012 9:46:25 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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53 posted on 08/17/2012 9:47:59 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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54 posted on 08/17/2012 9:48:47 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP 1,000!!!


55 posted on 08/17/2012 9:49:42 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Dogs + stress = If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and waIlk away.)
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56 posted on 08/17/2012 9:52:20 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

Happy Friday!


57 posted on 08/17/2012 9:56:35 AM PDT by Missy Fallon
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To: sockhead

Oh is that great Sockman!!!! I am taking this for my FB!


58 posted on 08/17/2012 9:58:59 AM PDT by Moleman
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To: Lucky9teen

I LOL’d at THAT one! Good thing there was no liquid in my mouth!

Thanks! At least Biden is good for lots of laughs.


59 posted on 08/17/2012 9:59:27 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Dogs + stress = If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and waIlk away.)
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To: Revolting cat!
Can you PING Joel Osteen?


60 posted on 08/17/2012 10:29:26 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Only Obama put a dog on the roof of his mouth. Dogs are friends, not food.)
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To: Lucky9teen

61 posted on 08/17/2012 10:32:46 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Only Obama put a dog on the roof of his mouth. Dogs are friends, not food.)
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To: Lucky9teen

62 posted on 08/17/2012 10:34:20 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Only Obama put a dog on the roof of his mouth. Dogs are friends, not food.)
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To: Lucky9teen
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63 posted on 08/17/2012 10:49:24 AM PDT by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: Lucky9teen
Poor Joe. No one seems to respect him.


64 posted on 08/17/2012 11:02:42 AM PDT by ken in texas (I was taught to respect my elders but it keeps getting harder to find any.)
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To: Lucky9teen; Millie

From on old OFST regular via FaceBook...

secret to enjoying a good wine: 1. Open the bottle to allow it to breath; 2. If it does not look like it is breathing, give it mouth to mouth.


65 posted on 08/17/2012 11:27:19 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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To: Clay Moore

Herb Alpert's 'Whipped Cream Lady' now 76, living in Longview and looking back (August 15, 2012)

66 posted on 08/17/2012 11:35:05 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Only Obama put a dog on the roof of his mouth. Dogs are friends, not food.)
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To: ken in texas

67 posted on 08/17/2012 11:51:56 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Only Obama put a dog on the roof of his mouth. Dogs are friends, not food.)
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68 posted on 08/17/2012 11:54:04 AM PDT by unique1
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To: a fool in paradise

ROFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!


69 posted on 08/17/2012 12:05:09 PM PDT by workerbee (June 28, 2012 -- 9/11 From Within)
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To: Lucky9teen

70 posted on 08/17/2012 12:07:07 PM PDT by unique1
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To: unique1

“Spoons made me fat.”

I really, really like that one! Thanks for posting that.


71 posted on 08/17/2012 12:13:25 PM PDT by Tau Food (Tom Hoefling for President - 2012)
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To: unique1
Nom nom nom


72 posted on 08/17/2012 12:17:18 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Only Obama put a dog on the roof of his mouth. Dogs are friends, not food.)
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To: unique1
I always knew that those damn spoons were evil! Don't forget about those dinner Knives either, helping people all over this great country cut up the meat of those poor cows. I would like to propose C.O.C.K.S.

Committee Opposed to Commerce of Knives and Spoons

More people need to be aware of this sensitive issue.

73 posted on 08/17/2012 1:24:25 PM PDT by Mind Freed (Maybe Obama was the Wright choice... Let's wait till everything Ayers out.)
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74 posted on 08/17/2012 1:40:28 PM PDT by Lady Jag (If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat. - Reagan)
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To: Lucky9teen


75 posted on 08/17/2012 1:40:46 PM PDT by Lady Jag (If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat. - Reagan)
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76 posted on 08/17/2012 1:48:41 PM PDT by Lady Jag (If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat. - Reagan)
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To: Lady Jag

HA!HA!HA!HAHAHAHA!


77 posted on 08/17/2012 2:23:43 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Only Obama put a dog on the roof of his mouth. Dogs are friends, not food.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Seven Degrees of Joe

FIRST DEGREE
Joe and his wife were asleep when the phone rang
at 2 in the morning. Joe picked up the phone,
listened a moment and said ‘How should I know, that’s 200 miles
from here!’ and hung up.
His wife said, ‘Who was that?’
Joe answered, ‘I don’t know, some guy wanting to know if the coast is clear.’

SECOND DEGREE
Joe and his wife are walking down the street. The wife notices a compact on the
sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror
and says, ‘Hmm, this person looks familiar.’
Joe says, ‘Here, let me see!’
So, Joe’s wife hands him the compact.
Joe looks in the mirror and says, ‘You dummy, it’s me!’

THIRD DEGREE
Joe suspected his wife of cheating on him, so he goes out and
buys a gun. He goes to his home unexpectedly and when he opens the
door he finds her in the arms of some guy. Joe is really
angry. He pulls out the gun and puts it to his head.
His wife yells, ‘No, honey, don’t do it!!!’
Joe replies, ‘Shut up, you’re next!’

FOURTH DEGREE
Joe was bragging about his knowledge of state capitals.
He proudly says, ‘Go ahead, ask me, ... I know ‘em all.’
Someone says, ‘OK, what’s the capital of Wisconsin ?’
Joe replies, ‘That’s easy .. it’s W.’

FIFTH DEGREE
Q: What did Joe ask his single daughter when she told him she was pregnant?
A: ‘How do you know it’s yours?’

SIXTH DEGREE
When Joe was in college his Government class professor asked if he knew what
Roe vs. Wade was about.
Joe pondered the question then, finally, said, ‘That was the decision
George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware ...’

SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home Joe was shocked to find his house
ransacked and burglarized. He telephoned the police at once and
reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio,
and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash,
Joe ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop
and his dog, then moaned, ‘I come home to find all my possessions stolen.
I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!’


78 posted on 08/17/2012 2:24:48 PM PDT by sockhead (Socialism means equality . . . everyone is equally miserable.)
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To: Lucky9teen


79 posted on 08/17/2012 2:50:17 PM PDT by al_c (http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
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To: Heartlander

re: 42
Priceless


80 posted on 08/17/2012 3:11:16 PM PDT by MeekMom
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To: Lucky9teen
Lucky...this is one those "Damn, I forgot it's Friday until 15 hours later" superbumps.

Superb job....absolutely.

81 posted on 08/17/2012 7:16:51 PM PDT by ErnBatavia
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Every quote and gaffe should be a GOP campaign commercial, with the last line, “Americans need a President that can make intelligent decisions.”

Would that someone in the GOP had the balls to do such; unfortunately, I see nothing on the horizon indicating blood-on-the-teeth.

82 posted on 08/17/2012 7:33:07 PM PDT by ErnBatavia
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To: ErnBatavia; Lucky9teen

During a recent password audit by the WH staff Admin., it was found that Joe Biden was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"

When asked why he had such a long password, he rolled his eyes and said: "Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital."

83 posted on 08/17/2012 8:11:01 PM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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