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Real party animal: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose: police
NY Daily News ^ | August 21, 2012 | Anthony Bartkewicz

Posted on 08/21/2012 3:11:51 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia

No animals were harmed during Coley Mitchell’s one-man party in a science lab locker room.

Two monkeys were out of their cages when cops found Mitchell at Georgia Health Sciences University in Augusta last week, WJBF-TV reported, but veterinarians said they were fine.

Mitchell, however, was intoxicated and sitting in a chair with his pants down, according to a police report.

Cops said he was uncooperative and aggressive when they asked him to zip up and leave the lab.

The 32-year-old technician was charged with public drunkenness and booked into Richmond County Jail.

(Excerpt) Read more at nydailynews.com ...


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1 posted on 08/21/2012 3:11:56 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I think there is a movie to be made here!


2 posted on 08/21/2012 3:14:29 PM PDT by Reily
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Makings of hangover 2A.....
Was one of them the monkey from the movie?


3 posted on 08/21/2012 3:14:29 PM PDT by himno hero (hadnuff)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

“No animals were harmed during Coley Mitchell’s one-man party...”

Why is it so important to make this point right off the bat?


4 posted on 08/21/2012 3:15:12 PM PDT by Walrus (Restoring America starts today! Let's roll!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Pants down. There was obviously some monkey business going on.


5 posted on 08/21/2012 3:17:05 PM PDT by Uncle Chip
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Mitchell, however, was intoxicated and sitting in a chair with his pants down, according to a police report.

He shouldn't have offended the monkeys and now he is going to pay for it.

6 posted on 08/21/2012 3:17:37 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I do NOT.....want to know why his trou were down around his ankles with monkeys about. If you know, please keep it to yourself. Please.


7 posted on 08/21/2012 3:18:27 PM PDT by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

No animals were harmed, physically anyway. It might require years of psycho evaluation to return them to normal lab monkey life, however.


8 posted on 08/21/2012 3:19:06 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder (The right thing is not always the popular thing)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

By the way....compelled to ask: Was it after 2AM (aka “closing time”)?


9 posted on 08/21/2012 3:19:27 PM PDT by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I’m guessing technical-grade ethanol may have something to do with this situation.


10 posted on 08/21/2012 3:21:40 PM PDT by Steely Tom (If the Constitution can be a living document, I guess a corporation can be a person.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

11 posted on 08/21/2012 3:24:02 PM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Question: What would/could a man do with a room full of monkeys with his pants down?....

Answer: You don’t want to know...


12 posted on 08/21/2012 3:26:09 PM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole..)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Oh boy, that guy has some explaining to do


13 posted on 08/21/2012 3:28:55 PM PDT by MNDude ( Victimhood is the Holy Grail of liberalism)
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To: Reily

Beauty and Beast. But who’s what?


14 posted on 08/21/2012 3:29:28 PM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (I will fear no muslim))
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

It sounds like he’s got a monkey on his back.


15 posted on 08/21/2012 3:29:54 PM PDT by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: humblegunner; grundle; jaypounder; LessGovIsTheBestGov; Mobile Vulgus; Suvroc10; ...
"Real party animal: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose"

Blogger Party at "The Dean's" house?
16 posted on 08/21/2012 3:33:09 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: All

supporter, no doubt

17 posted on 08/21/2012 3:34:34 PM PDT by onyx (FREE REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY! DONATE MONTHLY! IF YOU WANT ON SARAH PALIN''S PING LIST, LET ME KNOW)
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To: hosepipe
What would/could a man do with a room full of monkeys with his pants down?

Multiple blogs! And itching-the-ankles.

18 posted on 08/21/2012 3:36:06 PM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo, being wily, pities the fool.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I nominate that for Funniest Headline of 2012.


19 posted on 08/21/2012 3:37:28 PM PDT by TigersEye (dishonorabledisclosure.com - OPSEC (give them support))
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To: Telepathic Intruder
No animals were harmed, physically anyway. It might require years of psycho evaluation to return them to normal lab monkey life..:
20 posted on 08/21/2012 3:38:37 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (FUMR)
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To: onyx; rightwingintelligentsia; All

21 posted on 08/21/2012 3:40:51 PM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: gorush

GHSU was formerly the world renowned Medical College of Georgia. That was before the tyranical Dr. Rickardo Aziz (Dr. Disease behind his back) Spent about a million bucks getting the name changed to Georgia Health Sciences University, or GHSU.
Then GHSU merged with Augusta University and the tyrant worked behind the scenes to convince the Board of Regents to change it once again to Georgia Regents University or GRU for short which is also short for grusome.
There will be another large outlay of funds unless the current protests succeed in getting the name changed to something the 90% who hate the GRU name can live with.

As a side note, I wonder how many of the members of the BoR actually have college degrees? I think the appointment may have a little something to do with $$$$ donations.
Two BoR members have already resigned because they don’t like the name either.


22 posted on 08/21/2012 3:41:03 PM PDT by ruesrose (It's possible to be clueless without being blonde.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I have an alibi.


23 posted on 08/21/2012 3:43:26 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

H.P. Lovecraft wrote a little story called “Arthur Jermyn” which explores the unsavory genetic heritage of the descendant of a twisted African explorer. I will say no more.


24 posted on 08/21/2012 3:43:36 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Roger Taney? Not a bad Chief Justice. John Roberts? A really awful Chief Justice.)
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To: musicman; All

DONATE

25 posted on 08/21/2012 3:44:25 PM PDT by onyx (FREE REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY! DONATE MONTHLY! IF YOU WANT ON SARAH PALIN''S PING LIST, LET ME KNOW)
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To: Walrus
“No animals were harmed during Coley Mitchell’s one-man party...”

I'm guessing there was at least one spanked monkey, but they normally recover from that in short order.

26 posted on 08/21/2012 3:45:08 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Eeewwww....there is a picture of him at the link. Why oh why did I click on the link? Now I am going to have nightmares. Think of the poor women that have ever dated him....lol.


27 posted on 08/21/2012 3:46:59 PM PDT by penelopesire (TIME FOR A SPECIAL PROSECUTOR!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Picture of the perp...


28 posted on 08/21/2012 3:47:15 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Just warming up for Barney Frank’s farewell party.


29 posted on 08/21/2012 3:48:19 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Slings and Arrows

Sounds like a fun time was had by all.


30 posted on 08/21/2012 3:48:52 PM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: Joe 6-pack

I was wondering when someone would bring up spanking . . .


31 posted on 08/21/2012 3:51:21 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: KoRn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
I blame the monkeys.


32 posted on 08/21/2012 3:55:55 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: hosepipe

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/monkeys.wav


33 posted on 08/21/2012 3:57:22 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Did he spank the monkey?


34 posted on 08/21/2012 3:58:15 PM PDT by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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To: beethovenfan

Im sure he did. There was no chicken to choke.


35 posted on 08/21/2012 4:02:53 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: Slings and Arrows

*Singing, terribly*

“Hey hey, we’re the Monkeees!”


36 posted on 08/21/2012 4:03:48 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Reminds me of a joke in my Navy days. (I’ll make it brief) A Chief takes a young Ensign to a bar in Singapore and says you want to see somethin” cool? The Ensigns says yes. The Chief whistles a monkey jumps on their table, the Chief beats the hell out of the monkey, the monkey goes wild, runs around the bar then returns to the Chief, unzips his fly and gives him oral pleasure. This happens several times then the Chief say s to the Ensign, “You wanna try it?” The Ensign replies “Sure, just don’t beat me up so hard!”


37 posted on 08/21/2012 4:06:13 PM PDT by jimmyo57
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Coley Mitchell was uncooperative when police showed up to see what was going on, reports say. The monkeys, reportedly, were unharmed showed officers where Mitchell kept his stash of monkey porn, dried banana peels and smoking paraphernalia before sitting quietly and filling out complaint forms.
38 posted on 08/21/2012 4:08:50 PM PDT by TigersEye (dishonorabledisclosure.com - OPSEC (give them support))
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To: Darksheare

> “Hey hey, we’re the Monkeees!”

Somebody brought a shovel?


39 posted on 08/21/2012 4:14:17 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Don't we all work with a bunch of monkeys?


40 posted on 08/21/2012 4:16:52 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: rightwingintelligentsia; Lazamataz

Why is it that I think Laz’s alibi has more holes in it than a ton of Swiss cheese...????


41 posted on 08/21/2012 4:17:58 PM PDT by djf (The barbarian hordes will ALWAYS outnumber the clean-shaven. And they vote.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
The 32-year-old technician was charged with public drunkenness...

I think public drunkeness covers a multitude of sins.

42 posted on 08/21/2012 4:23:22 PM PDT by Starstruck (Only the wealthy and the poor can afford socialism)
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To: COBOL2Java
Whtatever happened to monkey knife fights anway...


I guess that changed when they learned how to use machine guns. And what was this guy doing with his pants down in room full of monkeys? Don't be naive, we've all had Zira fantasies at one time...

43 posted on 08/21/2012 4:25:21 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder (The right thing is not always the popular thing)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I guess that answers Frank Zappa’s question with regard to how AIDS was spread from green monkeys to humans: “Who plooked the first green monkey?”


44 posted on 08/21/2012 4:42:37 PM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (A moral wrong is not a civil right: No religious sanction of an irreligious act.)
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To: blueunicorn6
Just warming up for Barney Frank’s farewell party.

Who they guy or the Monkey's?

What happens in the Lab, stays in the Lab....

45 posted on 08/21/2012 5:01:29 PM PDT by taildragger (( Palin / Mulally 2012 ))
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To: jimmyo57

My favorite monkey joke:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9ETlTZoF1E


46 posted on 08/21/2012 5:03:39 PM PDT by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: rightwingintelligentsia; Slings and Arrows

Of COURSE there are mugshots!

47 posted on 08/21/2012 5:13:48 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Telepathic Intruder

“Don’t be naive, we’ve all had Zira fantasies at one time...”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P5xt_6ldrg


48 posted on 08/21/2012 5:58:30 PM PDT by Psalm 144 (Voodoo Republicans. Don't read their lips. Watch their hands.)
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To: hosepipe; rightwingintelligentsia; Lazamataz

Question: What would/could a man do with a room full of monkeys with his pants down?....

Answer: You don’t want to know...

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Ask the expert! Laz? Your thoughts?


49 posted on 08/21/2012 6:24:28 PM PDT by Morgana (-----------> Eat at Chick-Fil-A <-----------)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

First comes gay marriage, then.....


50 posted on 08/21/2012 9:16:46 PM PDT by Intolerant in NJ
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