The peacock has made death treats to Obama on the internet, is hoarding food supplies, ammo and wears a Gadsden flag on its tail feathers.
Watch the combined forces of the IRS, The Weather Channel, TSA and Social Security officers swoop in with the aid of hellfire equipped drones.
Thy could alway trap it in a barn, then little mikey could send in swat team and have one of them shoot the bird and claim that he was in fear of his life.
Problem solved, no different that a families pet dog.
They could always trap it in a barn, then little mikey could send in swat team and have one of them shoot the bird and claim that he was in fear of his life.
Problem solved, no different than a families pet dog.