Skip to comments.What's with these healthfood fanatics?...(humor)
Posted on 08/27/2012 10:40:13 AM PDT by fabian
What is happening here? Coffee enemas, hempmilk, soymilk...I have tried them all. Not the enemas though! Yikes!
The rear end is not an entrance it is an exit...
It is like trying to eat with your but and poop out your mouth...
Coffee enima? LOL, what time of mentally challenged person would do that? Oh yea, hippies.
Here’s the link..it’s short.
Believe it or not, the man I know that is into that is a conservative! Man!
Not a place I’d want a caffeine buzz.
Kind of the opposite end of an ‘oral fixation’?
Not a place I’d want a caffeine buzz.
Ever had a colonoscopy???
John Hopkins and other medical schools have been looking at coffee enemas for treating some forms of cancer/lessening the effects of chemo..something with the alkaline in the coffee....and they say it works. Can't remember exactly the reason it works. Even the American Cancer Society said coffee enema trials look promising.
Can drinking “hempmilk” have the same effect as smoking it?
yeah..me neither. He tried to talk me into it because it does have a good effect on the liver and such.
Yes, I know it has a very good effect on the body. But I am not sticking anything up my butt.
It actually has a lot of vitamins and such and I hear tastes good...better than soy and easier to digest. Zero tch.
Exactly how does a Starbucks Grande in the patoot help your liver?
No colonoscopy? No digital prostrate exam at age 50? My Grandfather died of prostrate cancer because he refused/was too proud to have either exam...took the tough guy route..well cancer showed him how tough he was.
i am at Starbucks now and told the ladies about me former friends enemas/ colonics with coffee and I told them that I asked him if he took cream and sugar with it...got a good laugh out of them.
It cleanses much like colonics, but is supposed to do it even better than just water. I will not put a hose in my ass though!
The new hot thing to do is Habanero enemas. It’s like being born again I hear.
Ah...thanks for the 411 on the THC! :-)
The tube up your butt isn’t the bad part, it’s that damned Movi-Prep you have to drink the night before.
Sorry to hear that. I do believe that much of prostate cancer and all cancers can be eliminated through being really close to God and a better diet so that nothing stays in the colon and bleeds over to the prostate.
O boy...great..now hot peppers up the butt!
Yes...Trudeau is a copycat big time con man.
” Can drinking hempmilk have the same effect as smoking it?”
Jusy imagine what a hempmilk enema could do for ya..
Th John Hopkins reference was off the top of my head but a year or so ago in Men's Health magazine a medical school did say they were looking at cofee enemas to shrink some tumors such as prostate, liver and pancreatic cancers under clinical research and it showed signs of working. I would suspect doing it at home is not recommended is what John Hopkins was referring to???
Strong Christians don't get cancer? Any credible link Christians get less cancer/and or cure themselves through prayer?
better diet so that nothing stays in the colon and bleeds over to the prostate.
Diet does play a roll in many cancers but not all and sometimes you get cancer no matter how healthy you live or how close you are to God.
you actually go to starbucks???
WOW after their open money giving and pro homosexual agenda I stopped going there some time ago and to be honest the lay abouts who hang around there, the snotty nosed staff and the God awful coffee made to more easy to never step foot in a starbucks again.
I thought all conservatives had stopped going there by now so as not to give money to the left wing agenda
Some chick will sue McDonalds for it being too hot in her butt.
Meanwhile, Obama can keep blowing smoke up people’s rear.
The coffee enema thing was exposed as a hoax ... a rumor started by Juan Valdez.
Bob went to the doctor to get a coffee enema as a touted alternative cancer cure.
The nurse administered the coffee and Bob screeched “Ooooh!”
“Too hot?”, the nurse asked.
“No, too sweet!”
* meaning the nurse.
Yes, there are plenty of people whom practice the Be Still mental exercise that teaches one to deal calmly with evil that have been cured of cancer. Taught at the fhu.com...it is miraculous, for real...not bs.
Completely unrelated (spread the word):
I think you mean giving birth again.
Nonsense. Eventually, if you live long enough every male will develop prostate cancer. It’s inevitable. Of course, the same could be said for all forms of cancer. The body gets old, we all die, it’s a fact of life. No one yet has been so close to their God that they haven’t died.
Shows you what you know. Starbucks won a lot of conservatives over with its strong 2nd Amendment stance. When anti-gun groups boycotted Starbucks in the early part of this year, pro-gun consumers stood up for Starbucks. Very similar to the Chick-Fil-A thing, but since sex wasn’t involved it didn’t get the media hype.
are you serious, yes Starbucks did that but recently they have also gone out of their way to further the elfts agenda especially the homo agenda.
Hey if yoyu like going to a place wiht snotty nosed idiots, college students who hae nothing to do and a few occupy lot and then drink over priced burned coffee beans then go for it.
It’s been noted on here time and time again what starbucks is like and what they are about , maybe you could put a search in and then find out what most of us do know never mind just me.
are you frigging serious, every male will develop prostate cancer?
Think you have had too much of that crap at your local liberal hippy joint called Starbucks
My Doc said nearly the same too.
He said that he has found that if people had a better diet and they do not have heriditary problems then he sees many more men not getting prostate cancer.
There was a study once which reported on FOX some time ago that people who beleive in God do much better too, cant remember the study.
Homosexual male sex is also a massive health problem he said but of course that will never be reported on a big scale.
These kind of people have to have the same food, drink the usual crap at starbucks, read the NY Times, eat their organic health fod, mention the words of diversity, carbon emissions, green , never use plastic bags but take their cloth bag and wow they are so proud to be seen with all of this .
Try Wayne State University, or John Hopkins. They did the original autopsy studies. The risk of prostate cancer rises about 10% with every decade. It’s now an accepted medical fact that autopsies on elderly men invariably show signs of prostate cancer. Few actually suffered from the disease. It was merely present at the time of death.
The good news is that prostate cancer in young men is virulent, and can kill in a year, like Bill Bixby. Prostate cancer is the elderly is rarely virulent, and most will die with it, not from it.
Also check out the Swedish Health study on prostate cancer. They found that only 2.4% of men over age 70 with prostate cancer would actually die from the disease even without treatment.
I’ll go along with that. I remember my forster mother saying evryone has cancer it just needs bringing out
foster, not forster
Poorly worded. The good news is that prostate cancer in elderly men is rarely fatal.
Well that is good to know for the future and when I look at my young children.
My point to Fabian, is that eventually, something is going to kill us all. I don't want to spark an Obama death panel debate, but somehow our culture has lost touch with the notion that we really are mortal. I'm not a Christian (although I tried), but even the bible says we have 70 allotted years, or 80 for the robust.
I’m not a church goer , do say prayers though but not every night.
I know I’ll die one day , hopefully not in the near future but there is a staying a man is judged by the legacy he leaves behind.
Hopefully I have left a good one for my family and hopefully fighting the left wing and the homostapo agenda.