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What's with these healthfood fanatics?...(humor)
YouTube ^ | 08/27/12 | fabian

Posted on 08/27/2012 10:40:13 AM PDT by fabian

What is happening here? Coffee enemas, hempmilk, soymilk...I have tried them all. Not the enemas though! Yikes!


TOPICS: Food; Health/Medicine; Humor
KEYWORDS: funny; healthfood; nuts; patience
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Some humor for your Monday.
1 posted on 08/27/2012 10:40:23 AM PDT by fabian
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To: fabian

The rear end is not an entrance it is an exit...

It is like trying to eat with your but and poop out your mouth...


2 posted on 08/27/2012 10:46:39 AM PDT by GraceG
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To: fabian

Coffee enima? LOL, what time of mentally challenged person would do that? Oh yea, hippies.


3 posted on 08/27/2012 10:47:27 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: fabian

Here’s the link..it’s short.
http://youtu.be/AuVoNeS0Ig4


4 posted on 08/27/2012 10:48:09 AM PDT by fabian (" And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo with laughter")
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To: mnehring

Believe it or not, the man I know that is into that is a conservative! Man!


5 posted on 08/27/2012 10:51:14 AM PDT by fabian (" And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo with laughter")
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To: mnehring

Not a place I’d want a caffeine buzz.


6 posted on 08/27/2012 11:01:18 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: fabian

Kind of the opposite end of an ‘oral fixation’?


7 posted on 08/27/2012 11:01:20 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: mnehring

Not a place I’d want a caffeine buzz.


8 posted on 08/27/2012 11:01:32 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: GraceG; mnehring; fabian
The rear end is not an entrance it is an exit... It is like trying to eat with your but and poop out your mouth...

Ever had a colonoscopy???

John Hopkins and other medical schools have been looking at coffee enemas for treating some forms of cancer/lessening the effects of chemo..something with the alkaline in the coffee....and they say it works. Can't remember exactly the reason it works. Even the American Cancer Society said coffee enema trials look promising.

9 posted on 08/27/2012 11:01:56 AM PDT by trailhkr1
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To: fabian

Can drinking “hempmilk” have the same effect as smoking it?

Just Askin’


10 posted on 08/27/2012 11:02:43 AM PDT by left that other site (Worry is the Darkroom that Develops Negatives.)
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To: mnehring

o man...


11 posted on 08/27/2012 11:06:09 AM PDT by fabian (" And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo with laughter")
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To: Tijeras_Slim

yeah..me neither. He tried to talk me into it because it does have a good effect on the liver and such.


12 posted on 08/27/2012 11:07:34 AM PDT by fabian (" And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo with laughter")
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To: trailhkr1

Yes, I know it has a very good effect on the body. But I am not sticking anything up my butt.


13 posted on 08/27/2012 11:08:42 AM PDT by fabian (" And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo with laughter")
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To: left that other site

It actually has a lot of vitamins and such and I hear tastes good...better than soy and easier to digest. Zero tch.


14 posted on 08/27/2012 11:10:34 AM PDT by fabian (" And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo with laughter")
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To: fabian

Exactly how does a Starbucks Grande in the patoot help your liver?


15 posted on 08/27/2012 11:11:45 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: trailhkr1
I've heard about Kevin Trudeau and some other quacks pushing it but I decided to check what you mentioned and I could find nothing from John Hopkins recommending it (link) However, one reference I found said John Hopkins administered a warning it is a dangerous procedure.
16 posted on 08/27/2012 11:11:53 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: fabian
Yes, I know it has a very good effect on the body. But I am not sticking anything up my butt.

No colonoscopy? No digital prostrate exam at age 50? My Grandfather died of prostrate cancer because he refused/was too proud to have either exam...took the tough guy route..well cancer showed him how tough he was.

17 posted on 08/27/2012 11:13:52 AM PDT by trailhkr1
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To: Tijeras_Slim

i am at Starbucks now and told the ladies about me former friends enemas/ colonics with coffee and I told them that I asked him if he took cream and sugar with it...got a good laugh out of them.
It cleanses much like colonics, but is supposed to do it even better than just water. I will not put a hose in my ass though!


18 posted on 08/27/2012 11:15:17 AM PDT by fabian (" And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo with laughter")
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To: fabian

The new hot thing to do is Habanero enemas. It’s like being born again I hear.


19 posted on 08/27/2012 11:16:59 AM PDT by listenhillary (Courts, law enforcement, roads and national defense should be the extent of government)
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To: fabian

Ah...thanks for the 411 on the THC! :-)


20 posted on 08/27/2012 11:17:20 AM PDT by left that other site (Worry is the Darkroom that Develops Negatives.)
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To: fabian

The tube up your butt isn’t the bad part, it’s that damned Movi-Prep you have to drink the night before.


21 posted on 08/27/2012 11:18:54 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: trailhkr1

Sorry to hear that. I do believe that much of prostate cancer and all cancers can be eliminated through being really close to God and a better diet so that nothing stays in the colon and bleeds over to the prostate.


22 posted on 08/27/2012 11:19:25 AM PDT by fabian (" And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo with laughter")
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To: listenhillary

O boy...great..now hot peppers up the butt!


23 posted on 08/27/2012 11:21:53 AM PDT by fabian (" And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo with laughter")
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To: mnehring

Yes...Trudeau is a copycat big time con man.


24 posted on 08/27/2012 11:23:32 AM PDT by fabian (" And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo with laughter")
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To: left that other site

” Can drinking “hempmilk” have the same effect as smoking it?”

Jusy imagine what a hempmilk enema could do for ya..


25 posted on 08/27/2012 11:28:50 AM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Ignorance is bliss- I'm stoked)
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To: mnehring
I've heard about Kevin Trudeau and some other quacks pushing it but I decided to check what you mentioned and I could find nothing from John Hopkins recommending it (link) However, one reference I found said John Hopkins administered a warning it is a dangerous procedure.

Th John Hopkins reference was off the top of my head but a year or so ago in Men's Health magazine a medical school did say they were looking at cofee enemas to shrink some tumors such as prostate, liver and pancreatic cancers under clinical research and it showed signs of working. I would suspect doing it at home is not recommended is what John Hopkins was referring to???

26 posted on 08/27/2012 11:30:42 AM PDT by trailhkr1
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin

Ai Yi Yi! :-0


27 posted on 08/27/2012 11:32:09 AM PDT by left that other site (Worry is the Darkroom that Develops Negatives.)
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To: fabian
I do believe that much of prostate cancer and all cancers can be eliminated through being really close to God

Strong Christians don't get cancer? Any credible link Christians get less cancer/and or cure themselves through prayer?

better diet so that nothing stays in the colon and bleeds over to the prostate.

Diet does play a roll in many cancers but not all and sometimes you get cancer no matter how healthy you live or how close you are to God.

28 posted on 08/27/2012 11:42:29 AM PDT by trailhkr1
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To: fabian

you actually go to starbucks???

WOW after their open money giving and pro homosexual agenda I stopped going there some time ago and to be honest the lay abouts who hang around there, the snotty nosed staff and the God awful coffee made to more easy to never step foot in a starbucks again.

I thought all conservatives had stopped going there by now so as not to give money to the left wing agenda


29 posted on 08/27/2012 12:04:20 PM PDT by manc (Marriage =1 man + 1 woman,when they say marriage equality then they should support polygamy)
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To: mnehring

Some chick will sue McDonalds for it being too hot in her butt.

Meanwhile, Obama can keep blowing smoke up people’s rear.


30 posted on 08/27/2012 12:06:32 PM PDT by TurboZamboni (Looting the future to bribe the present)
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To: fabian

The coffee enema thing was exposed as a hoax ... a rumor started by Juan Valdez.


31 posted on 08/27/2012 12:07:11 PM PDT by layman (Card Carrying Infidel)
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To: fabian; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono

Bob went to the doctor to get a coffee enema as a touted alternative cancer cure.

The nurse administered the coffee and Bob screeched “Ooooh!”

“Too hot?”, the nurse asked.

“No, too sweet!”


32 posted on 08/27/2012 12:10:03 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Only Obama put a dog on the roof of his mouth. Dogs are friends, not food.)
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To: fabian; a fool in paradise
I'd agree to it, but it would have to be a decaf low fat cappuccino up my butt! (Brown sugar, needless to say.)

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* meaning the nurse.

33 posted on 08/27/2012 12:20:40 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: trailhkr1

Yes, there are plenty of people whom practice the Be Still mental exercise that teaches one to deal calmly with evil that have been cured of cancer. Taught at the fhu.com...it is miraculous, for real...not bs.


34 posted on 08/27/2012 12:43:44 PM PDT by fabian (" And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo with laughter")
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To: a fool in paradise

haha!


35 posted on 08/27/2012 12:45:46 PM PDT by fabian (" And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo with laughter")
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To: Revolting cat!
The cycle continues...


36 posted on 08/27/2012 12:53:20 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Only Obama put a dog on the roof of his mouth. Dogs are friends, not food.)
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To: a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows; dfwgator; Fiji Hill

Completely unrelated (spread the word):

http://smarturl.it/duquesnewhistleNPR


37 posted on 08/27/2012 1:02:04 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: listenhillary

I think you mean giving birth again.


38 posted on 08/27/2012 3:30:02 PM PDT by Melas (u)
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To: fabian

Nonsense. Eventually, if you live long enough every male will develop prostate cancer. It’s inevitable. Of course, the same could be said for all forms of cancer. The body gets old, we all die, it’s a fact of life. No one yet has been so close to their God that they haven’t died.


39 posted on 08/27/2012 3:34:20 PM PDT by Melas (u)
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To: manc

Shows you what you know. Starbucks won a lot of conservatives over with its strong 2nd Amendment stance. When anti-gun groups boycotted Starbucks in the early part of this year, pro-gun consumers stood up for Starbucks. Very similar to the Chick-Fil-A thing, but since sex wasn’t involved it didn’t get the media hype.


40 posted on 08/27/2012 3:38:15 PM PDT by Melas (u)
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To: Melas

are you serious, yes Starbucks did that but recently they have also gone out of their way to further the elfts agenda especially the homo agenda.

Hey if yoyu like going to a place wiht snotty nosed idiots, college students who hae nothing to do and a few occupy lot and then drink over priced burned coffee beans then go for it.

It’s been noted on here time and time again what starbucks is like and what they are about , maybe you could put a search in and then find out what most of us do know never mind just me.


41 posted on 08/27/2012 3:58:35 PM PDT by manc (Marriage =1 man + 1 woman,when they say marriage equality then they should support polygamy)
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To: Melas

are you frigging serious, every male will develop prostate cancer?

Think you have had too much of that crap at your local liberal hippy joint called Starbucks


42 posted on 08/27/2012 4:01:05 PM PDT by manc (Marriage =1 man + 1 woman,when they say marriage equality then they should support polygamy)
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To: fabian

My Doc said nearly the same too.

He said that he has found that if people had a better diet and they do not have heriditary problems then he sees many more men not getting prostate cancer.

There was a study once which reported on FOX some time ago that people who beleive in God do much better too, cant remember the study.

Homosexual male sex is also a massive health problem he said but of course that will never be reported on a big scale.

These kind of people have to have the same food, drink the usual crap at starbucks, read the NY Times, eat their organic health fod, mention the words of diversity, carbon emissions, green , never use plastic bags but take their cloth bag and wow they are so proud to be seen with all of this .


43 posted on 08/27/2012 4:07:13 PM PDT by manc (Marriage =1 man + 1 woman,when they say marriage equality then they should support polygamy)
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To: manc

Try Wayne State University, or John Hopkins. They did the original autopsy studies. The risk of prostate cancer rises about 10% with every decade. It’s now an accepted medical fact that autopsies on elderly men invariably show signs of prostate cancer. Few actually suffered from the disease. It was merely present at the time of death.

The good news is that prostate cancer in young men is virulent, and can kill in a year, like Bill Bixby. Prostate cancer is the elderly is rarely virulent, and most will die with it, not from it.

Also check out the Swedish Health study on prostate cancer. They found that only 2.4% of men over age 70 with prostate cancer would actually die from the disease even without treatment.


44 posted on 08/27/2012 4:32:19 PM PDT by Melas (u)
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To: Melas

I’ll go along with that. I remember my forster mother saying evryone has cancer it just needs bringing out


45 posted on 08/27/2012 4:34:08 PM PDT by manc (Marriage =1 man + 1 woman,when they say marriage equality then they should support polygamy)
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To: Melas

foster, not forster


46 posted on 08/27/2012 4:34:46 PM PDT by manc (Marriage =1 man + 1 woman,when they say marriage equality then they should support polygamy)
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To: Melas

Poorly worded. The good news is that prostate cancer in elderly men is rarely fatal.


47 posted on 08/27/2012 4:35:57 PM PDT by Melas (u)
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To: Melas

Well that is good to know for the future and when I look at my young children.

Thanks


48 posted on 08/27/2012 4:38:45 PM PDT by manc (Marriage =1 man + 1 woman,when they say marriage equality then they should support polygamy)
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To: manc
Thanks

No problem.

My point to Fabian, is that eventually, something is going to kill us all. I don't want to spark an Obama death panel debate, but somehow our culture has lost touch with the notion that we really are mortal. I'm not a Christian (although I tried), but even the bible says we have 70 allotted years, or 80 for the robust.

49 posted on 08/27/2012 4:44:48 PM PDT by Melas (u)
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To: Melas

I’m not a church goer , do say prayers though but not every night.

I know I’ll die one day , hopefully not in the near future but there is a staying a man is judged by the legacy he leaves behind.

Hopefully I have left a good one for my family and hopefully fighting the left wing and the homostapo agenda.


50 posted on 08/27/2012 4:59:38 PM PDT by manc (Marriage =1 man + 1 woman,when they say marriage equality then they should support polygamy)
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