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The 20 Awesomest GIFs of Cats Being Dicks
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| August 14, 2012
| Joel Stice
Posted on 08/30/2012 1:42:18 PM PDT by EveningStar
Your cat doesn't care that you're tired or want to read the paper, it's hungry and not gonna let you rest until that food dish is full. Even then, it's probably still going to later dart between your legs as you walk down the stairs. That's just your cat's natural dickish behavior. Don't fault them for it, something in the feline DNA compels cats to be indifferent jerks roughly 80% of the time (yes, we made that stat up). Cats can be real jerkwads and we've got the evidence to back it up.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: animalhater; asachild; cats; dicks; didyou; kittyping; torturecats
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To: EveningStar
It’s pretty funny.
My cat pulls dick moves every so often when he’s bored. Not Obama/dick level, but dickish nonetheless.
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posted on
08/30/2012 3:47:13 PM PDT
by
JusPasenThru
(HEY UNION MEMBER: INVEST IN YOUR OWN DAMN INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A CHANGE!)
To: EveningStar
My cat is on a water diet to lose some weight!
Her drinks are long but when shutting the paw cet she's also purr fect!
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posted on
08/30/2012 4:01:34 PM PDT
by
Young Werther
(Julius Caesar said "Quae cum ita sunt. Since these things are so.".)
To: retrokitten; silent_jonny
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posted on
08/30/2012 4:25:32 PM PDT
by
stylecouncilor
(Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
To: trailhkr1
Had two cats named Abbott and Costello. There was a big bowl with marbles in the bottom by which silk flowers were held, which sat on the dresser across from the end of my bed. If I didn’t get up when Abbott commanded, he would jump up on the dresser and jam his paw into the marbles and shake them around until I acknowledged his mischief. As soon as I set a foot on the floor, he would jump down and head to the kitchen. He absolutely knew those silk flowers were off limits, so he used them to get me to do as he wanted.
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posted on
08/30/2012 4:39:46 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Being deceived can be cured.)
To: Hammerhead
Social conservatism is fading rapidly, everywhere.
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posted on
08/30/2012 4:44:35 PM PDT
by
ansel12
To: Gulf War One
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posted on
08/30/2012 5:01:05 PM PDT
by
rabidralph
(http://www.patriotcalendars.com/)
To: varmintman
at subject title with the word ‘Dick’ is not humor.
There’s plenty of conservative kids, moms, daughters that frequent this site.
Save it for your HS locker room sport.
To: EveningStar; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; ...
The 20 Awesomest GIFs of Cats Being Dicks Cats
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posted on
08/30/2012 6:35:15 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
~ Oh Yeah?? ~
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posted on
08/30/2012 6:38:19 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
("OF COURSE I TALK TO MYSELF - Sometimes I need an expert opinion")
To: Slings and Arrows
I’m so glad that you corrected the title there, Slings.
Cats are never dicks, they’re always just cats. For the most part, they’re good boys and girls.
To: Slings and Arrows; TheOldLady
That one had me is stitches!
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posted on
08/30/2012 7:08:18 PM PDT
by
KC_Lion
(Normalcy results in the creation of life, Sodomy results in AIDS)
To: GSP.FAN
Don’t take that crap from the nOOb.
Oh, and “he is Dick” ....(not even trying)
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posted on
08/30/2012 7:09:22 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
To: TheOldLady
They have a...direct...approach to life.
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posted on
08/30/2012 7:31:12 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: SkyDancer
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posted on
08/30/2012 7:34:28 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: KC_Lion
Successful Troll Is Successful
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posted on
08/30/2012 7:36:14 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: EveningStar; Slings and Arrows; TheOldLady
No one in my family can live without cats.
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posted on
08/30/2012 7:54:13 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat. - Reagan)
To: Lady Jag
....oh yeah you humans aren't immune
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posted on
08/30/2012 8:36:23 PM PDT
by
djone
( ------ check out instapundit.com--)
To: Slings and Arrows
Yeah Yeah Yeah ... Ya Wanna .....
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posted on
08/30/2012 10:17:43 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
("OF COURSE I TALK TO MYSELF - Sometimes I need an expert opinion")
To: EveningStar
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posted on
08/31/2012 1:26:56 AM PDT
by
dangus
To: MHGinTN
Miss Hissy Slashy does stuff like that. She is a smart girl, and she knows exactly how to get my attention by doing something she knows is wrong.
She will scratch the basement door or try to open cupboards.
As soon as I move (my chair squeaks, the poor thing), she immediately runs over to me for pets and praise.
I think I may have done something backward when reinforcing her behavior. Ya think? Maybe?
But I love her.
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