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To: C19fan

That’s what I call having your priorities in order.


4 posted on 08/30/2012 1:59:39 PM PDT by Leo58 (Those who cheer you today will curse you tomorrow, the only thing that endures is character.)
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To: Leo58; Allegra; big'ol_freeper; Lil'freeper; TrueKnightGalahad; blackie; Cincinatus' Wife; ...
Re: That’s what I call having your priorities in order.

Of course, we built a state-of-the-art breweries for both fine spirits and beer... before we turned the first spade of dirt on Eagle Stadium.

Now, that is having your priorities in order... isn't it?

Sure is, Bendy... sure is!

When I look down from space, Bend, I can see both... but then again, I may be seeing double as Happy Hour up here is an all day affair--

What, Bender... no state-of-the-art shooting range?

Of course, they have a shooting and skeet range, Clint... Bendy had both built under the stadium parking lot.

Thanks, Sarah, now... you want another beer?

Bendy, here in Spain they combine a winery, Nunnary and bull fighting ring... that you can get do just about anything there just as long as it is done in black & white.

I was going to film my next black & white master piece, Nuns there, Michael Caine in Spain, but Google posted me... in color. That destroyed all my creditability... as an authentic 'Auteur' film director!

Here to that new high school library... Bend!

Yeah, Dean, but before we build that it we need to build a fine cigar factory... complete with a bevy 18-year old virgins to roll the Churchills and Gran Coronas on their well toned, tanned thighs.

107 posted on 08/30/2012 5:59:13 PM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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