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****THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD****

Posted on 08/31/2012 5:52:25 AM PDT by Lucky9teen





Seriously, what kind of sick person puts a zebra in a coloring book?

time to shine





me: how was the roman empire cut in half


friend: idk


me: with a pair of caesars








TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: eastwooding; friday; oft; silliness
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1 posted on 08/31/2012 5:52:31 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

2 posted on 08/31/2012 5:53:10 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

Hello New Followers!!!


COME TO MY


CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST




3 posted on 08/31/2012 5:54:30 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

*LOL*...another nationality


4 posted on 08/31/2012 5:54:54 AM PDT by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Lucky9teen

Successful Troll is Successful!

5 posted on 08/31/2012 5:55:05 AM PDT by KC_Lion (Normalcy results in the creation of life, Sodomy results in AIDS)
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To: KC_Lion
Seconds after the movie icon finished his speech to the Republican National Convention Thursday night, Clint Eastwood had sufficiently sent the Twittersphere into a tizzy.

It's called EASTWOODING
6 posted on 08/31/2012 5:57:13 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

Handicapped
Parking... At Sears

Today
I had to go to Sears. As I approached the entrance, I noticed a driver
Looking for a parking space.

I Flagged the driver and pointed out a handicap parking space that was open
And available.

The driver looked puzzled, rolled down her window and
Said, ‘’I’m not handicapped!’’

Well, as you can imagine, my face was
Red!

‘’Oh,
I’m sorry” I said, “I saw your Obama sticker and just
Assumed...’’

She gave me the finger and yelled some nasty names at
me.

Boy! Some people - and when you’re just trying to help
Them out!


7 posted on 08/31/2012 6:00:39 AM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: BerryDingle

8 posted on 08/31/2012 6:01:20 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: KC_Lion

9 posted on 08/31/2012 6:05:43 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen
Just when you think you've seen everything
10 posted on 08/31/2012 6:07:29 AM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: Lucky9teen

So, I was the first to tweet Bob Newhart that Clint was channeling him.
Now that was pretty silly. He soon tweeted , “ I heard Clint Eastwood was channeling me at the RNC” “fortunately he did not refer to me.

I do not want that type of attention. :)


11 posted on 08/31/2012 6:08:46 AM PDT by SMGFan (SMGfan is not "Sub Machine Gun" fan)
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To: Lucky9teen

LOL!


12 posted on 08/31/2012 6:09:22 AM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 20?


13 posted on 08/31/2012 6:10:34 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen

14 posted on 08/31/2012 6:17:22 AM PDT by KC_Lion (Normalcy results in the creation of life, Sodomy results in AIDS)
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To: JRios1968
Yeah!!!
15 posted on 08/31/2012 6:25:17 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen
Welcome to MY silliness!!!


16 posted on 08/31/2012 6:28:17 AM PDT by fredhead (It's my Herbie year...check out the number on the side of the famous VW.)
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To: Lucky9teen

top 20 eh


17 posted on 08/31/2012 6:35:52 AM PDT by jag.drafting
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To: Lucky9teen

top 20 eh :)


18 posted on 08/31/2012 6:36:03 AM PDT by jag.drafting
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To: Lucky9teen

Oldie but goodie:

WHY WE ARE ALL DEPRESSED

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel,
“Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.”

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.”

Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs,
savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc....I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Folks, we’re screwed


19 posted on 08/31/2012 6:36:03 AM PDT by sockhead (Socialism means equality . . . everyone is equally miserable.)
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To: Lucky9teen

20 posted on 08/31/2012 6:40:02 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP 21!


21 posted on 08/31/2012 6:45:34 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I felt bad because I lost my hat. And then I saw a guy who had lost his head.)
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22 posted on 08/31/2012 6:50:25 AM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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To: Lucky9teen

Most of the Eastwooding pictures are really cute, but the Corgi and stool had me ROFL. Thank you so much for posting that!


23 posted on 08/31/2012 6:51:12 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Lucky9teen
Photobucket
24 posted on 08/31/2012 6:53:50 AM PDT by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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To: ShadowAce
Photobucket

May your day be better looking than this.

25 posted on 08/31/2012 6:55:52 AM PDT by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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You can’t fix THIS stupid. I wonder if she’s a code pinker.

“Driving and shaving not a very good combination”
http://www.starnewsonline.com/article/20100327/columnist/100329716?p=2&tc=pg


26 posted on 08/31/2012 6:56:09 AM PDT by IM2MAD
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To: Lucky9teen
Kar azay South Beach Tow
27 posted on 08/31/2012 7:02:35 AM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: Lucky9teen

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO TOP 100 TGIF


28 posted on 08/31/2012 7:05:48 AM PDT by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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To: Lucky9teen

Everybody Hates Chris was one of the greatest TV sitcoms ever.

Too bad it’s creator is now a leading candidate for a straitjacket.


29 posted on 08/31/2012 7:09:15 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Lucky9teen

YAY! IT'S FRIDAY!

30 posted on 08/31/2012 7:15:41 AM PDT by red-dawg (If muslims are exempt from Obamacare, then my name is Mohammed Suks.)
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To: Lucky9teen

31 posted on 08/31/2012 7:37:43 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: IM2MAD
My favorite part of that story, the title of her book:

Celia Rivenbark’s newest book, “You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Morning,” is available at bookstores nationwide.

32 posted on 08/31/2012 8:10:52 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Lucky9teen

LOL!! Enjoyed them all! Thanks.


33 posted on 08/31/2012 8:13:16 AM PDT by presently no screen name
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To: Lucky9teen

Seen on a bumper snicker:
Cthulhu 2012
Don’t settle for a lesser evil


34 posted on 08/31/2012 8:17:58 AM PDT by chb
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To: Salamander

Monsters! Aliens!


35 posted on 08/31/2012 8:18:03 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Lucky9teen; Morgana

Thank the Lord for this post in lieu of Morganas violent sad posts.


36 posted on 08/31/2012 8:35:08 AM PDT by Moleman
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To: Lucky9teen

37 posted on 08/31/2012 8:35:59 AM PDT by Lady Jag (If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat. - Reagan)
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To: Lucky9teen
They better get off Mitt's lawn....
38 posted on 08/31/2012 8:40:30 AM PDT by unique1
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39 posted on 08/31/2012 8:44:05 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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40 posted on 08/31/2012 8:45:08 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

Something to think about.....


41 posted on 08/31/2012 8:51:18 AM PDT by unique1
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To: Lucky9teen

I don’t get the empty chair references to Clint. Please help me!


42 posted on 08/31/2012 8:54:00 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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43 posted on 08/31/2012 8:54:35 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: CSM

Clint Eastwood had an empty chair next to him during his RNC speech, and he spoke to it as if it were Obama.


44 posted on 08/31/2012 8:56:22 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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I heard that Clint Eastwood was channeling me at the RNC. My lawyers and I are drafting our lawsuit...


45 posted on 08/31/2012 8:57:47 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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46 posted on 08/31/2012 8:59:44 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

That goat video seriously has me laughing to tears! I am bookmarking it for my new response to yes/no questions by e-mail! Haha, well, when the answer is “yeah.”


47 posted on 08/31/2012 9:01:58 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: dragonblustar

I’m sorry, but why does this woman do her make-up with a Sharpie?


48 posted on 08/31/2012 9:18:08 AM PDT by SMARTY ("The man who has no inner-life is a slave to his surroundings. "Henri Frederic Amiel)
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To: Cyber Liberty

Thank you for the clarification, it makes a lot of sense now. I am glad I have his speech DVR’d!


49 posted on 08/31/2012 9:22:14 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: MrB; panaxanax
Well lookee here.

Where'd I hear that before?

:)

50 posted on 08/31/2012 9:25:17 AM PDT by Salamander (Holy muscle of love. I got a muscle of love.)
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