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How the Dems in Charlotte can compensate for Clint Eastwood in Tampa
self | Aug 31, 2012 | Bob Ireland

Posted on 08/31/2012 11:12:18 AM PDT by Bob Ireland

The Dems are meeting in Charlotte next week. They follow a spirited, zealous scene in Tampa this week. The appearance by film actor Clint Eastwood helped the GOP gathering reach a foot-stomping crescendo. What can they do to counteract this burst of enthusiasm?

Here is a suggestion that might prove useful. THEY COULD INVITE THEIR OWN FILM STAR, ALEC BALDWIN!!!

Instead of an empty chair, Baldwin could put his daughter in the chair next to Him with a sign around her neck with 'Mitt Romney' printed thereon. Then he could unload on her as only Alec Baldwin could. He could call her a worthless human being, call her all sorts of unmentionable names, accuse her of never amounting to anything, being a spoiled wastrel.

Baldwin could even reprise his act on Conan O'Brien some years ago, get red-faced and jump about waving his arms, screaming for the Dem delegates to rise up and march on the Republicans' homes and drag them into the street and have their way with them.

Surely such a performance will excite the Dems to new heights [or depths]. Instead of just lies and confusing statements, the delegates could run around the arena with torches, tar and feathers demonstrating what they could do to the Repubbies.

It conjures an appropriate image, eh?


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: baldwin; dnc; eastwood; rnc; vanity
Any further suggestions might prove helpful to the defensive Dems. :-D
1 posted on 08/31/2012 11:12:28 AM PDT by Bob Ireland
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To: Bob Ireland

***THEY COULD INVITE THEIR OWN FILM STAR, ALEC BALDWIN!!!***

Reminds me of the scene on OH BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU in which a politician bemoans his opponent has a midget to represent “the little man!”

So his fat son says, “We can get our own little man, BUT SMALLER!”

Alic Baldwin! I see a case of SMUG coming on! When it collides with the SMUG coming from the DNC, LOOK OUT!


2 posted on 08/31/2012 11:19:25 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Tyrannies demand immense sacrifices of their people to produce trifles.-Marquis de Custine)
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To: MinuteGal; seekthetruth; Jim Robinson; JulieRNR21; surfer; gonzo; Matchett-PI; A Navy Vet; ...

ping


3 posted on 08/31/2012 11:20:41 AM PDT by Bob Ireland (The Democrat Party is a criminal enterprise)
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To: Bob Ireland

brilliant, funny suggestion - thanks for making me laugh today!


4 posted on 08/31/2012 11:21:08 AM PDT by kabumpo (Kabumpo)
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To: Bob Ireland

They could install a buffet line and invite Michael Moore.

Can you imagine the anger and intensity Moore could display as he attacked all that food?


5 posted on 08/31/2012 11:21:33 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Bob Ireland

He can call Romney a rude thoughtless little piggy, Baldwin can just pretend he’s talking to his daughter


6 posted on 08/31/2012 11:22:37 AM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: Bob Ireland

Ooooo. Oooooo

They can get Rosanne to sing the National Anthem!!! That works for me. Don’t forget to adjust your cup, Roseanne


7 posted on 08/31/2012 11:24:27 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Bob Ireland

This is not original, it’s from another private blog site in the comments regarding how the Dems are giving out free tickets to bar owners to give away for the Dem convention. someone posted this and I thought it was appropriate:

2012 Democratic National Convention Schedule — Charlotte , N.C. (Joe Biden thinks it is in Virginia)

4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony – sponsored by CNN, MSNBC, NBC, CBS, ABC

4:05 PM – Singing of “God Damn America ” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright

4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama

4:15 PM – Ceremonial ‘I hate America’ led by Michelle Obama

4:30 PM – Tips on “How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world” – Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM –Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar “How to have a successful career in race baiting.”

5:00 PM – “Great Vacations I’ve Taken on the Taxpayer’s Dime Travel Log” – Michelle Obama

5:30 PM – Eliot Spitzer Speaks on “Family Values” via Satellite

5:45 PM – Tribute to All 57 States - Obama


8 posted on 08/31/2012 11:25:42 AM PDT by austinaero (Obama or America - can't have both)
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To: austinaero

Second part

6:00 PM – Sen. Harry Reid – 30-minute speech expressing the Democrat’s appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy, with special recognition to the OWS guy who crapped on the police car.

6:30 PM - Ethics in Politics - Nancy Pelosi

6:35 PM - How to blame some one else for your own incompetence - Obama

7:00 PM - Film tribute to Kenya, Obama’s home country - Michelle Obama (she said so herself)

7:30 PM - How to get your birth control paid for by the taxpayers and still remain a respectable sl*t. - Sandra Fluck

8:00 PM - How to speak with and Indian dialect when visiting a 7/11 - Joe Biden

8:15 PM - My Muslim Faith - Obama (he said so himself)

8:30 PM – Airing of Grievances by the Clintons

8:45 PM - Unusual things one can do with a cigar, and the definition of what “is” is. - Bill Clinton

9:00 PM - Tips on avoiding sniper fire. - Hillary

9:30 PM – “Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you” Tutorial – sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times

9:45 PM – Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO – Michael Moore

10:00 PM – How to cheat on your taxes and still serve in government - Tim Geithner.


9 posted on 08/31/2012 11:26:16 AM PDT by austinaero (Obama or America - can't have both)
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To: Bob Ireland

George Clooney will speak and the GIANT pink vaginas will be gushing with pride!


10 posted on 08/31/2012 11:26:20 AM PDT by GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
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To: austinaero

I think the Dems should get Whoopi Goldberg,,she’d do them proud/snark!


11 posted on 08/31/2012 11:27:23 AM PDT by austinaero (Obama or America - can't have both)
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To: Sarah Barracuda
***Baldwin can just pretend he’s talking to his daughter***

Well, uhhh, I thot that was the idea. |:-O

12 posted on 08/31/2012 11:27:31 AM PDT by Bob Ireland (The Democrat Party is a criminal enterprise)
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To: austinaero

“GIANT pink vaginas will be gushing with pride!”
EEEWWWWWWWWWW!


13 posted on 08/31/2012 11:28:44 AM PDT by austinaero (Obama or America - can't have both)
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To: austinaero
Well, OK... but none of them are film stars. The Dems have to fight fire with fire.
14 posted on 08/31/2012 11:29:42 AM PDT by Bob Ireland (The Democrat Party is a criminal enterprise)
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To: Bob Ireland

Please. My city will suffer enough next week as it is...


15 posted on 08/31/2012 11:30:46 AM PDT by Raebie (WS)
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To: GeorgeWashingtonsGhost

Not cool.

I was drinking water when I read that.

iPad not pleased.


16 posted on 08/31/2012 11:30:49 AM PDT by sf4dubya (I rebelled against my parents by becoming a conservative)
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To: Bob Ireland
Hi guy. I hope you are doing well.

You might have something here. May I suggest Sean Penn and Hugo Chavez swapping spit? Both of them are "rock stars" to the left, and both are actors.

Oh, Hugo, forgot to mention, how's that refinery fire going down there? Ever heard of Wyatt's torch?

5.56mm

17 posted on 08/31/2012 11:36:42 AM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: sf4dubya

My apologies. Is it a mini or maxi-Ipad?


18 posted on 08/31/2012 11:36:44 AM PDT by GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
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To: Raebie
***Please. My city will suffer enough next week as it is...***

Maybe everyone in Charlotte could just go fishing next week... ?

19 posted on 08/31/2012 11:37:48 AM PDT by Bob Ireland (The Democrat Party is a criminal enterprise)
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To: M Kehoe
***May I suggest Sean Penn and Hugo Chavez swapping spit?***

That does it! I was thinking of having a bite to eat! Now I have to lean over the john...

Doin' ok... Trying to sell another book that I have written. {sigh} How are you?

20 posted on 08/31/2012 11:41:15 AM PDT by Bob Ireland (The Democrat Party is a criminal enterprise)
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To: Bob Ireland
If the Dems do this, and they probably will, it would be someone like Will Smith, a person of color with crossover appeal to we honkies.
21 posted on 08/31/2012 11:52:50 AM PDT by Major Matt Mason ("Journalism is dead. All news is suspect." - Noamie)
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To: Bob Ireland

Isn’t Alex a member of FAG? That’d be perfect for the Mincer-in-Chief.


22 posted on 08/31/2012 11:56:21 AM PDT by Dick Bachert (I think Obozo deserves another term: 20 to life in Leavenworth sounds about right!)
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To: Bob Ireland

Or he can pretend he’s talking to Kim Basinger, either one :-)


23 posted on 08/31/2012 11:57:42 AM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: mcmuffin; Alamo-Girl; The Right Stuff

ping


24 posted on 08/31/2012 12:04:19 PM PDT by Bob Ireland (The Democrat Party is a criminal enterprise)
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To: Sarah Barracuda
***talking to Kim Basinger***

Home Run! :-D

We've got Ronald Reagan, Charlton Heston, Clint Eastwood... They have Sean Penn, Ed Asner, Alec Baldwin? Geeeees!

25 posted on 08/31/2012 12:09:07 PM PDT by Bob Ireland (The Democrat Party is a criminal enterprise)
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To: Bob Ireland
The First lady and I are doing as well as can be expected.

What is your new book about?

5.56mm

26 posted on 08/31/2012 12:09:56 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: Responsibility2nd
***Can you imagine the anger and intensity Moore could display as he attacked all that food?***

Alec Baldwin & Michael Moore... Tweedle-de-dee and Tweddle-de-dummer... not bad.

27 posted on 08/31/2012 12:15:08 PM PDT by Bob Ireland (The Democrat Party is a criminal enterprise)
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To: M Kehoe
***What is your new book about?***

This one is about evolution: does it represent the 'Great Delusion - that they should believe a lie'? I hope it doesn't join the pile of other books on my shelf left unpublished... :-| ]

It draws on fairly well established and accepted archaeological finds that cannot be easily explained in the light of current establishment thinking. But overall, it just points out how the whole concept of 'evolving' has so invaded our thinking that people are afraid to oppose it... even think in evolutionary terms.

I have many footnotes. One scientist opined that, since Darwin's theory has been around for 150 years, it is past time that we accept it as scientific fact. I counter that if 150 years adds credibility to evolution, then thousands of years should add even more credibility to creationism! ;-D

28 posted on 08/31/2012 12:23:27 PM PDT by Bob Ireland (The Democrat Party is a criminal enterprise)
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To: Bob Ireland

Here’s a clandestine video of Alec Baldwin preparing for his possible DNC speech...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW5jZFCOIr0


29 posted on 08/31/2012 12:31:07 PM PDT by steve1848
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To: Bob Ireland

Roseanne Barr and Michael Moore could have a mud wrestling match maybe? Or how about a pie eating contest/mud wrestling match?


30 posted on 08/31/2012 12:33:41 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Bob Ireland

“We have the gwatest ahct-or in the world, Aaahhh-eck Bawww-dwin.” (Kim Jung-Il in “Team America, World Police”)


31 posted on 08/31/2012 1:31:52 PM PDT by LS ("Castles Made of Sand, Fall in the Sea . . . Eventually (Hendrix))
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To: Bob Ireland
Right Turn Clyde
32 posted on 08/31/2012 4:46:35 PM PDT by Aquamarine
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To: Bob Ireland

I don’t see how they can top what they are already offering.
FlUke and her campaign for Free Birth Control
Lewis will continue to explain how sharks are still looking for slaves thrown overboard.
They can bring Johnson in to further prove how Guam is in danger of tipping over.
And of course BO will be ‘forced’ to again tell us how he is going to stem the ocean tides....

Maybe they can bring in dingbat Sheehan to relate to the bums of occupy wall street on camping out in Texas in the middle of summer

Oh, the thoughts just keep pouring in....


33 posted on 08/31/2012 5:50:28 PM PDT by xrmusn (6/98 "It is virtually impossible to clean the pond as long as the pigs are still crapping in it")
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To: Bob Ireland

Thanks for the ping!


34 posted on 08/31/2012 9:10:34 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: Aquamarine
***Right Turn Clyde***

Har har... always a good comic relief. A nice change for Eastwood.

35 posted on 09/01/2012 9:30:18 AM PDT by Bob Ireland (The Democrat Party is a criminal enterprise)
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To: xrmusn
***Oh, the thoughts just keep pouring in...***

All to the good [or bad], but still, can all that stand up to Dirty Harry?

36 posted on 09/01/2012 9:33:09 AM PDT by Bob Ireland (The Democrat Party is a criminal enterprise)
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To: Bob Ireland; mickie; flaglady47; seekthetruth; seenenuf; ExTexasRedhead; Bushbacker1; gonzo; ...
"ROMNEY CAN'T DO THAT TO HIMSELF, ME NEITHER"

There's a soft-spoken actor named Clint
A tough guy with a steely-eyed glint
He looked straight at the chair
As if Barack was there
And spoke sly words I don't dare to print

(....shhh, hush,......don't read the title......)

Leni

37 posted on 09/01/2012 12:34:47 PM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: austinaero
I think the Dems should get Whoopi Goldberg,,she’d do them proud/snark!

The only thing Woopi needs to do in order go disguised as a pink vagina is some pink paint.

38 posted on 09/01/2012 3:48:20 PM PDT by dearolddad
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To: Raebie
Please. My city will suffer enough next week as it is...

I wonder if the town of Indian Trail got its name from Liz Warren.

39 posted on 09/01/2012 3:52:39 PM PDT by dearolddad
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To: MinuteGal
Loved it! And for those who might have missed it or wanted to see Clint Eastwood again, here it is!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiHNVYRTKP8

40 posted on 09/01/2012 6:43:47 PM PDT by seekthetruth (I want a Commander In Chief who honors and supports our Military!)
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To: MinuteGal

Ahhh... I knew you would have a good Edward Lear-style limerick! ;-)


41 posted on 09/02/2012 7:39:26 AM PDT by Bob Ireland (The Democrat Party is a criminal enterprise)
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To: Bob Ireland

Lessee if this works now? ........................................ FRegards


42 posted on 09/02/2012 8:12:43 PM PDT by gonzo ( Buy more ammo, dammit! You should already have the firearms ... FRegards)
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