Who Will The DNC Get?

09/01/2012 | albie

[albie]

The RNC got Hollywood Icon, tough guy Clint Eastwood to speak at the convention! The publicity was enormous and it created quite a stir. Who will the DNC try to get and match such a star at thier convention?

[beethovenfan]

Lindsey Lohan?

[ClearCase_guy]

Michael Moore has a history of interviewing empty chairs ("Roger and Me") but it might seem a little like plagiarism to have an enormous (I mean Big) Hollywood guy come out and talk to a chair.

I think the odds are pretty good that they'll try it.

[mrs. a]

Honey Boo Boo may be available.

[albie]

Pee Wee Herman?

[oldbrowser]

Eva Longoria, Michael Moore, Clooney, Cher, all the heavyweights.

[ZOOKER]

Oprah - she needs the gig.

[SevenofNine]

AHH I may watch that if Honey Boo Boo come on LOL!

I love that show

ROFL

[SevenofNine]

AHH I may watch that if Honey Boo Boo come on LOL!

I love that show

ROFL

[jocon307]

Somebody said, joking: Betty White.

[peyton randolph]

Kal Penn

[Delhi Rebels]

I understand the cast of Jersey Shore are available.

Seriously, I doubt they'll get anyone. They've been so busy ripping Eastman's appearance that they probably won't want to take the chance at a comparison.

[chuckee]

Joe Biden. Empty suit talking to empty chair.

[mrs. a]

“AHH I may watch that if Honey Boo Boo come on LOL!”

I’m sure she’d do it if the price was right. The young lady has expressed a willingness to holla for the dolla.

[Secret Agent Man]

Kathy Griffin or Margaret Cho.

[Fester Chugabrew]

Michael Jackson

[Gaffer]

It will be a cinemagraphic experiment in visages from the grave. Schpielberg, Looocus, Apple, Google and every other rabid liberal techno-propagandist will computer-holodeck Abraham Lincoln, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, and John F. Kennedy all bowing to MLK who, together, will prostrate themselves before the entrance of OBAMA....

[oh8eleven]

Maybe he/she can relate his/her Addadicktome surgery ...
... to an empty wheelchair.

[norton]

Chris Matthews has been auditioning for four years, he’s earned it.

[dfwgator]

Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh*t-kickers and Methodists.

[Fresh Wind]

A filthy-mouthed racist rapper. There are many to choose from.

[ZOOKER]

Wow, it has really grown.

Thought it was Al Gore for a minute...

[traditional1]

Richard Simmons and the Hollywood Madame?

[Berlin_Freeper]

Hitler in his bunker.

[FlingWingFlyer]

I’m guessing it will either be a minority or a sexual deviant. The white boys that run the DNC won’t want any white boys being seen at their convention. DemocRATS hide their white boys to fool the public into thinking that the ‘RAT party is nothing but minorities, sexual deviants and old folks on Medicare who want the government to give out free condoms.

[dfwgator]

Hitler in his bunker.

"They lose me right after the bunker scene."

[Daffynition]

John Voight

[MamaDearest]

Kathy Griffin or Margaret Cho.

Please......it's still morning here and the thought of either of those two is enough to take away anyone's breakfast (lunch or dinner as well) appetite.

[Atlantan]

Chaz Bono on Romney & Ryan (with photos).

http://www.justjared.com/2012/08/21/chaz-bono-on-mitt-romney-paul-ryan-we-cant-go-backward/

[Secret Agent Man]

If I wanted to do that I’d have said Kathy Griffin AND Margaret Cho.

[Son House]

DNC's Mystery Speaker Revealed; Makes Early Appearance, May Spoil Convention for Democratic Party's Grand Delusion

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke:

...called the weak job market “a grave concern” that causes “enormous suffering,” wastes talent and can inflict lasting damage on the economy.

[jakerobins]

I have it on good authority that their special guest will be former action star and known tax evader Wesley Snipes.....LIVE from his jail cell. LOL

[Daffynition]

I have visions of Matthews’ and Robert DeNiro’s agents duking it out on some street corner in Tribeca for their clients to appear.

I just know, the DNC is *not* going to let this opportunity to *one-up* go to waste. They are too juvenile to let it go.

Should be fun to watch...gonna pick up some extra pop corn for next week.

[Perdogg]

Eva Longoria already scheduled

[VeniVidiVici]

[UCANSEE2]

[Nowhere Man]

Sean Penn or George Clooney?

[duckman]

Is the Blind Sheik available?

[dfwgator]

They’ll have a hologram of Che Guevara.

[bigbob]

Janine Garofolo, nude.

(go ahead, just try to get that image out of your head!)

[dforest]

Why ask? We all know who luvs Obama. They already have a bunch of Hollywood socialists on their bandwagon.

One foe sure is Eva Longoria. I have never seen her in any show, but most have.

[Average Al]

Drag out Barbara Steisand..........

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Meathead.

[Slyfox]

Obama Officiating

[t1b8zs]

A black transvestite atheist green-piece boat captain

[rudabaga]

I love Kathy Griffin! That would be fun actually. None of this convention crap does anything int terms of the election anyway.

[t1b8zs]

Sorry green PEACE,please dont berate me I cant take it any more

[Kenton]

Keith Olbermann. He's tanned, he's rested, he's ready...

[jocon307]

I” understand the cast of Jersey Shore are available.”

I don’t think they dis gov. Christie by appearing with the dems. Besides, snooki just had a baby, she wouldn’t fit into the “war on wymyn” narrative arc.

Good on ya, Snooki, btw for giving your child the gift of life. I’m pretty sure having a baby was NOT on the agenda, but she did it anyway.

[jocon307]

Chaz has not had the procedure. From what I read it’s a tad involved, maybe not the easiest, safest thing a person could ever do.