Skip to comments.Scientology Reportedly Auditioned Girlfriends for Tom Cruise
Posted on 09/02/2012 5:41:13 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
According to a forthcoming article from Vanity Fair, before Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes fell head over heels in love with each other, the Church of Scientology went through an internal audition process to find Cruise a new girlfriend.
The big audition process is the crux of a forth-coming article in the October issue on the church's role in the Cruise-Holmes partnership from Vanity Fair's special correspondant Maureen Orth. Orth reports the church vetted members of the church in a top secret auditing process to try and find him a mate that was already in the church:
Scientology embarked on a top-secret project headed by Shelly Miscavige, wife of Scientology chief David Miscavige, which involved finding a girlfriend for Tom Cruise. According to several sources, the organization devised an elaborate auditioning process in which actresses who were already Scientology members were called in, told they were auditioning for a new training film, and then asked a series of curious questions including: What do you think of Tom Cruise? Marc Headley, a Scientologist from age seven, who says he watched a number of the audition videotapes when he was head of Scientologys in-house studio, tells Orth, Its not like you only have to please your husbandyou have to toe the line for Scientology.
Nazanin Boniadi, an Iranian-born actress, was the lucky girl selected. She dated Cruise for three months between 2004 and 2005. She was put through Scientology's auditing process for "a very important mission" for an entire month, but they never said what for. Scientology officials instructed her to "lose her braces, her red highlights, and her boyfriend," before she dated Cruise.
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Girls for Tom Cruise...Mission Impossible.
Guys for Tom Cruise....Mission Impossible to Stop
What a wuss,,
Clever. . .and funny, too.
Does she have to be shorter than the Cruise boy?
Thetan Pimp to the stars
By all indicators this Persian actress looks taller than Tom... AGAIN.
“I hope she doesn’t like sex ‘cause she’s not getting any from me, ewwww....” ~ T.C.
Eh, she OK, but I prefer girls from the West, or Far East. Middle Eastern girls wear a burka for a reason...
So much comedic potential, so little time
Oh, I must strongly disagree. Middle Eastern women can be drop dead gorgeous. Iranian/Persian women are beautiful....we can’t help it if their Muslim overlords are such goat-screwing candy-asses that they don’t see their beauty. Saudi women are often heart-stoppingly beautiful.
Talk to any businessman who has ever flown into, then out of Saudi Arabia. As soon as the pilot announces they’ve left Saudi airspace....there is a constant stream of burqua-clad women headed to the lavatory. Out they come.....dressed to kill in Western fashions, stunning, gorgeous, to die for.
On the way back into country.....the reverse occurs.
No, Middle Eastern women are gorgeous, but become a wasted resource in their homelands; lorded over by Islamic slobs who want to cover them up and then have sex with young boys and animals.
I only wish I was kidding.
Yeah, Middle eastern women are so gorgeous that even middle easten men resort to young boys and goats. Keep the burkas on and give me a hot Japanese girl in a bikini.
They are. You just don’t see it. That’s by design. Give a s**t or don’t, I don’t care.
In Germany Scientology is viewed as a terrorist organization.
This the Germans have right!
“In Germany Scientology is viewed as a terrorist organization.
This the Germans have right!”
NEIN! mein Herr!
Scientology ist “Diebesbande”.
It’s easy to laugh at the guy but you got to feel sorry for him. His life has never been even remotely normal. By many accounts, the boy-stars from the era where he got his start were molested by Hollywood big-wigs.
I agree. Arabian women are often lovely, and Persians (a different ethnicity) have incredible bone structure. And it’s unfair that they have such gorgeous hair, while mine’s like a neglected gray poodle!
Yes, Remi Spencer does have great bone structure.
everyone is taller than Tommy boy
Really friggin creepy. Really really.
I never thought he was a fruit but the cult bride shopping for him would give credence to that theory.
Poof-meister supreme; no question about it.
This beauty was reject by the gay dwarf:
I’d be all over that morning, noon and night.
Fixed it. Nobody has somebody else selecting a girlfriend for him, unless her sole purpose is misdirection.