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To: Jack Hydrazine

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The symbol for Chuck Norris in sign language is a middle finger on fire.

If you stare at the American flag long enough, a 3D image of Chuck Norris pops up.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds till.” After you ask, “Two seconds till what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris can turn back time simply by staring at the clock and flexing.

At Chuck Norris’s bachelor party, he ate the entire cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Chuck Norris can make the Kessel Run in less than ten parsecs.

When Chuck Norris was denied a McGriddle at McDonald’s because it was 10:35am, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy’s.

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris was dropped at Hiroshima and Nagasaki.


12 posted on 09/03/2012 6:53:54 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Love it.....literally LOL stuff. :) I hear Chuck loves these, too. Dude has a great sense of humor (thank God, right....).


14 posted on 09/03/2012 6:58:06 PM PDT by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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