Skip to comments.New Ice Cream from Baskin-Robbins
Posted on 09/03/2012 7:39:38 PM PDT by Bride Of Old Sarge
In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: Barocky Road
Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes.
The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all plentiful.
The cost is $92.84 per scoop...so out of a hundred dollar bill you are at least promised some CHANGE..!
When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but after you pay for it, the ice cream is taken out of the cone and given to the person in line behind you at no charge.
You are left with an almost empty wallet, staring at an empty cone and wondering what just happened. Then you realize this is what "redistribution of wealth" is all about.
Aren't you just stimulated?
Somethin’ not quite right about that thumb.
This produced a big ol’ belly laugh! LOL
Can’t eat is sitting down (empty chair).
Kinda looks like a pile of......you guess...
Shi...aving cream, be nice and clean. Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.
Thank goodness this is satire (I love B&R). I’m already boycotting the communist Ben & Jerry’s.
“My sister fell out of the window,
I thought that her head would be split,
But luck was with her that morning,
She fell into a barrel of Shi...aving Cream!
B enice and clean, shave every day and you’ll always be keen!”
Welcome to Free Republic, Mrs. Sarge! And thanks for the ice cream.
Thank you, and your welcome for the ice cream.
There’s a drinking song in there, someplace...
LOL. Updating this from Obama’s latest claims today—after asking yourself what just happened, you will be told how much you enjoyed your ice cream.
Welcome to Free Republic Bride of Old Sarge. You will enjoy the love for military folk here.
You got that right .. except I wasn’t laughing about the article, I was laughing at “Old Sarge”’s tagline.
“We’re already over the precipice, we just haven’t struck the ground yet”.
Can’t explain why that was so funny .. maybe because there’s more truth in it than ..............
When it’s taken out of the scoop, it begins to tell you how great it is and how much worse things were before it got here.
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