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New Ice Cream from Baskin-Robbins
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Posted on 09/03/2012 7:39:38 PM PDT by Bride Of Old Sarge
In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: Barocky Road
Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes.
The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all plentiful.
The cost is $92.84 per scoop...so out of a hundred dollar bill you are at least promised some CHANGE..!
When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but after you pay for it, the ice cream is taken out of the cone and given to the person in line behind you at no charge.
You are left with an almost empty wallet, staring at an empty cone and wondering what just happened. Then you realize this is what "redistribution of wealth" is all about.
Aren't you just stimulated?
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To: Bride Of Old Sarge
Here, Darlin' let me help with the pic:
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posted on
09/03/2012 7:44:04 PM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
To: Old Sarge
Somethin’ not quite right about that thumb.
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posted on
09/03/2012 7:47:43 PM PDT
by
Yardstick
To: Bride Of Old Sarge
This produced a big ol’ belly laugh! LOL
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posted on
09/03/2012 7:50:37 PM PDT
by
Red_Devil 232
(VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
To: Yardstick
Can’t eat is sitting down (empty chair).
To: Old Sarge
Kinda looks like a pile of......you guess...
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posted on
09/03/2012 7:53:59 PM PDT
by
goodnesswins
(What has happened to America?)
To: goodnesswins
Kinda looks like a pile of......Shi...aving cream, be nice and clean. Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.
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posted on
09/03/2012 7:56:57 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
To: Bride Of Old Sarge
Thank goodness this is satire (I love B&R). I’m already boycotting the communist Ben & Jerry’s.
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posted on
09/03/2012 7:57:36 PM PDT
by
thecodont
To: dfwgator; Bride Of Old Sarge
:singing:
“My sister fell out of the window,
I thought that her head would be split,
But luck was with her that morning,
She fell into a barrel of Shi...aving Cream!
B enice and clean, shave every day and you’ll always be keen!”
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posted on
09/03/2012 8:00:13 PM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
To: Bride Of Old Sarge
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posted on
09/03/2012 8:03:12 PM PDT
by
Shadowstrike
(Be polite, Be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
To: Bride Of Old Sarge
Welcome to Free Republic, Mrs. Sarge! And thanks for the ice cream.
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posted on
09/03/2012 8:06:24 PM PDT
by
BykrBayb
(Somewhere, my flower is there. ~ Þ)
To: BykrBayb
Thank you, and your welcome for the ice cream.
To: Old Sarge; Bride Of Old Sarge; dfwgator
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posted on
09/03/2012 8:15:46 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows; Bride Of Old Sarge
There’s a drinking song in there, someplace...
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posted on
09/03/2012 8:30:26 PM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
To: Bride Of Old Sarge
LOL. Updating this from Obama’s latest claims today—after asking yourself what just happened, you will be told how much you enjoyed your ice cream.
To: Bride Of Old Sarge; Old Sarge
Welcome to Free Republic Bride of Old Sarge. You will enjoy the love for military folk here.
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posted on
09/03/2012 8:51:47 PM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(RINO season is open. No limit. Make them extinct.)
To: Red_Devil 232; All
You got that right .. except I wasn’t laughing about the article, I was laughing at “Old Sarge”’s tagline.
“We’re already over the precipice, we just haven’t struck the ground yet”.
Can’t explain why that was so funny .. maybe because there’s more truth in it than ..............
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posted on
09/03/2012 8:56:54 PM PDT
by
CyberAnt
("America is the greatest nation on the face of the earth".)
To: Bride Of Old Sarge
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posted on
09/03/2012 9:10:03 PM PDT
by
Tarantulas
( Illegal immigration - the trojan horse that's treated like a sacred cow)
To: Bride Of Old Sarge
When it’s taken out of the scoop, it begins to tell you how great it is and how much worse things were before it got here.
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posted on
09/03/2012 9:21:24 PM PDT
by
OrangeHoof
(Our economy won't heal until one particular black man is unemployed.)
To: Bride Of Old Sarge
His old favorite flavor was "Red SlushFund."
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posted on
09/03/2012 9:34:02 PM PDT
by
Slyfox
To: Old Sarge
There’s a drinking song in there, someplace...Here it is.
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posted on
09/03/2012 11:09:13 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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