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The DNC Drinking Game
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Posted on 09/04/2012 2:46:31 PM PDT by Lucky9teen

A crowd of outlandish-looking strangers has assembled at Charlotte, North Carolina, reminding us all of the famous alien bar scene from Star Wars. This can mean only one thing: It’s time for the Democrat National Convention!

Let’s say, for the sake of argument, that you’ve decided to watch. Well, you’re braver than most of us, but now you have to make a choice between sacrificing your sanity or your liver, because one of them isn’t going to make it out of Bank of America Stadium alive! But just because you’ve committed yourself to hours of vomiting–that’ll be from the speeches themselves, not from the inevitable hangover–that doesn’t mean you can’t have some fun along the way! Raid the liquor store, grab the remote, and find a comfortable place to pass out, because it’s time to play the DNC Drinking Game!

The rules are so easy, they might as well be Sandra Fluke. Simply follow the list below and take a drink any time one of the following occurs. And just to get the obvious out of the way, do not even think about drinking when someone mentions Obama inheriting a mess from George W. Bush, or you won’t last thirty seconds!

- Someone claims the Republicans are going to cut Medicare.

- Someone claims the Republicans are going to end Social Security.

- Debbie Wasserman Schultz blames Republicans for a random shooting.

- Someone declares the Republicans are engaged in a “War on Women.”

- A Democrat operative implies a Republican (or all Republicans) is racist. (Yes, media personalities count here.)

- Someone mentions Bain Capital.

- Nancy Pelosi accuses Republicans of poisoning water, starving children, or some other act of supervillainy.

- Someone equates gay marriage with the Civil Rights Movement of the 1960s.

- Someone equates the pro-life movement with black slavery.

- Bill Clinton uses a complaint about tax cuts to brag about his own wealth.

- Someone mentions how much money Mitt Romney has.

- A crusty old white guy accuses the Republicans of being the party of crusty old white guys.

- Elizabeth Warren utters some nonsense about roads and bridges.

- Someone mentions Iraq.

- Harry Reid quotes an imaginary friend.

- Someone accuses the Republicans of being “Robin Hood in reverse” (or calls Mitt Romney “Romney Hood”).

- Chris Matthews claims to be so excited his extremities are tingling. (NBC and MSNBC viewers only)

- Someone jokes about Mitt Romney’s tax returns.

- Michelle Obama talks about the importance of eating healthy.

- Joe Biden goes off teleprompter and makes a gaffe.

- Someone credits Barack Obama for hunting down and killing Osama bin Laden.

- An elderly Democrat operative masquerading as an ordinary citizen takes the stage and credits Democrat entitlements with saving his or her life.

- Barack Obama claims to have “turned (something) around.”

- Barack Obama mentions “our friends in the Muslim community.”

- The Democrats criticize the values which have made America great.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: convention; democrats; dnc; obama
Personally, I'm avoiding the hateful blaming attack fest of the DNC Convention...but for anyone else who can stomach it....
1 posted on 09/04/2012 2:46:34 PM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
Time for the airing of the grievances party!


2 posted on 09/04/2012 2:52:42 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Liberty Valance

3 posted on 09/04/2012 2:55:49 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: Lucky9teen
Personally, I'm avoiding the hateful blaming attack fest of the DNC Convention...but for anyone else who can stomach it...

I'd watch it, but I don't allow porn in my house.

4 posted on 09/04/2012 2:56:40 PM PDT by dfwgator (I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
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To: Lazamataz

Joe Biden walks into a bar...and wakes up in the hospital with a concussion.


5 posted on 09/04/2012 2:58:49 PM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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To: Lucky9teen

A black man, a muslum, and an illegal walks into a bar. The bartender says;

“What will it be, Mr President ?”


6 posted on 09/04/2012 3:02:25 PM PDT by maine yankee (I got my Governor at 'Marden's')
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To: Lazamataz

A baby seal walks into a club...


7 posted on 09/04/2012 3:05:27 PM PDT by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: maine yankee

8 posted on 09/04/2012 3:07:09 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen; Liz; AT7Saluki

- Someone mentions the HUGH national debt. On second thought...


9 posted on 09/04/2012 3:11:37 PM PDT by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: Lucky9teen
LOL...if someone says *forward* one more time...I'm gonna........

When does my beloved FLOTUS come on? OOOOoooo....I can't wait..........


10 posted on 09/04/2012 3:12:14 PM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Empty promises from the empty chair!


11 posted on 09/04/2012 3:12:35 PM PDT by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: gorush

A baby seal walks into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll you have?” The baby seal says, “ANYTHING but a Canadian Club.”


12 posted on 09/04/2012 3:13:49 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: maine yankee
Dang. I missed the gay muslim midget outreach for tolerance coalition dance .... and the pigmy pony toss!

*drink*

13 posted on 09/04/2012 3:16:09 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: maine yankee

They’re off to a rough start...I’ve seen more qualified and professionally run middle school debate club meetings.

Who is on The Gaffe Patrol tonight?


14 posted on 09/04/2012 3:16:25 PM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Libloather

come on, get series.


15 posted on 09/04/2012 3:23:07 PM PDT by brivette
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To: maine yankee

LOL


16 posted on 09/04/2012 3:26:00 PM PDT by jersey117
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To: brivette

http://www.usdebtclock.org/


17 posted on 09/04/2012 3:28:13 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Daffynition

18 posted on 09/04/2012 4:15:43 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen
PRICELESS! I love it!........FORWARD.......of course! :)
19 posted on 09/04/2012 4:21:15 PM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Liberty Valance

20 posted on 09/04/2012 4:27:09 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Liberty Valance

21 posted on 09/04/2012 4:27:38 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen; potlatch; PhilDragoo

Good list. A freshly facelifted and coifed Harry Reid just brought up evil millionaires and billionaires. A freshly facelifted Nancy Pelosi, also a multi-millionaire was next up. Irony, what irony?


22 posted on 09/04/2012 4:29:12 PM PDT by ntnychik
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To: Lucky9teen

Which hotel is Sandra working out of this week? Even horny Democrats deserve to be forewarned about this walking bag of venereal diseases.


23 posted on 09/04/2012 4:33:23 PM PDT by miserare
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To: Daffynition

24 posted on 09/04/2012 4:34:56 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

BTW, excellent graphic.

Is that your work?


25 posted on 09/04/2012 4:35:04 PM PDT by miserare
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To: miserare

No, I got it from http://imaksim.com/political-satire-humor/dnc-circus-freakshow/


26 posted on 09/04/2012 4:42:34 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: miserare

27 posted on 09/04/2012 4:43:31 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

WOOF!


28 posted on 09/04/2012 4:47:32 PM PDT by miserare
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