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Chuck Norris,Who Cuts Through A Hot Knife With Butter,
ZeroHedge ^ | 9/4/12 | Tyler Durden

Posted on 09/04/2012 5:14:54 PM PDT by Kartographer

Full Title: Chuck Norris,Who Cuts Through A Hot Knife With Butter, Refuses To Stand On The Sidelines For Socialism

We know you love your family and your freedom as much as Gena and I do, and it is because of that we can no longer sit quietly or stand on the sidelines and watch our country go the way of socialism or something much worse.

As Edmund Burke said, 'All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men and women do nothing.'

Our great president, Ronald Reagan said, 'Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected and handed on for them to do the same.

President Reagan went on to say that 'You and I have a rendezvous with destiny. We will preserve for our children this last best hope of man on earth, or we will sentence them to take the first step into a thousand years of darkness. If we fail, at least let our children and our children's children say of us we justified our brief moment here. We did all that could be done.

Please stand with us, let's unite for God and country. And may God continue to bless the United States of America. See you at the polls.

(Excerpt) Read more at zerohedge.com ...


TOPICS: Religion; Society
KEYWORDS: elections
"May God Bless America!"
1 posted on 09/04/2012 5:14:58 PM PDT by Kartographer
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To: Kartographer

Chuck Norris’ Dire Warning For America

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ud3pK5Wa90&feature=player_embedded


2 posted on 09/04/2012 5:15:58 PM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: Kartographer
Who Cuts Through A Hot Knife With Butter,

Is this intended to be worded wrong ?

Isn't it supposed to be "cut through butter with a hot knife" ?

3 posted on 09/04/2012 5:29:44 PM PDT by ATOMIC_PUNK (Any man may make a mistake ; none but a fool will persist in it . { Latin proverb })
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To: ATOMIC_PUNK
Is this intended to be worded wrong ? Isn't it supposed to be "cut through butter with a hot knife" ?

Stand back - someone's about to get a roundhouse kick to the face!

4 posted on 09/04/2012 5:34:40 PM PDT by Alex Murphy
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To: ATOMIC_PUNK

Guess you’ve never heard an Chuck Norris facts?

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.

The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.


5 posted on 09/04/2012 5:36:19 PM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: Kartographer
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his room. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

6 posted on 09/04/2012 5:43:05 PM PDT by deoetdoctrinae (Gun free zones are playgrounds for felons.)
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To: ATOMIC_PUNK

Chuck Norris can count to infinity - twice.


7 posted on 09/04/2012 5:45:48 PM PDT by time4good
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To: deoetdoctrinae

Chuck Norris was an only child....eventually.


8 posted on 09/04/2012 5:47:15 PM PDT by AFret. ("Charlie don't surf ! ")
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To: time4good
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...

He waits.

9 posted on 09/04/2012 5:50:19 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: deoetdoctrinae

don’t stop with the chuck norris jokes.

you got me rolling with laughter


10 posted on 09/04/2012 5:50:53 PM PDT by beebuster2000
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To: Kartographer

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.


11 posted on 09/04/2012 5:51:42 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: beebuster2000

Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting. Hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.


12 posted on 09/04/2012 5:53:41 PM PDT by sima_yi ( Reporting live from the far North)
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To: beebuster2000
Chuck Norris doesn't use a gun....

He inserts bullets manually.

13 posted on 09/04/2012 5:54:36 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: beebuster2000
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.

Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

14 posted on 09/04/2012 5:56:45 PM PDT by deoetdoctrinae (Gun free zones are playgrounds for felons.)
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To: Kartographer

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Darkness is afraid of him.


15 posted on 09/04/2012 5:57:27 PM PDT by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: ATOMIC_PUNK

For you further education and entertainment you may also want to do a Google image search on ‘chuck norris meme’ ;)


16 posted on 09/04/2012 5:58:12 PM PDT by battousai (Conservatives are racist? YES, I hate stupid white liberals.)
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To: Kartographer

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.


17 posted on 09/04/2012 5:58:38 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: Kartographer

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.


18 posted on 09/04/2012 5:59:47 PM PDT by tx_eggman (Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)
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To: ATOMIC_PUNK
Actually here's a good one ;)


19 posted on 09/04/2012 6:00:17 PM PDT by battousai (Conservatives are racist? YES, I hate stupid white liberals.)
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To: JoeProBono

Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.


20 posted on 09/04/2012 6:00:24 PM PDT by deoetdoctrinae (Gun free zones are playgrounds for felons.)
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To: beebuster2000
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. The problem is, Chuck Norris has never cried. Ever.

21 posted on 09/04/2012 6:00:30 PM PDT by sima_yi ( Reporting live from the far North)
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To: ATOMIC_PUNK

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.


22 posted on 09/04/2012 6:00:43 PM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: beebuster2000

Chuck Norris can play Xbox live on an Atari 2600.


23 posted on 09/04/2012 6:03:05 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: Mad Dawgg

Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it.


24 posted on 09/04/2012 6:06:03 PM PDT by deoetdoctrinae (Gun free zones are playgrounds for felons.)
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To: Kartographer

Chuck Norris...speaks Braille.


25 posted on 09/04/2012 6:07:50 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: deoetdoctrinae

LOL!


26 posted on 09/04/2012 6:07:58 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: sima_yi

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.


27 posted on 09/04/2012 6:08:20 PM PDT by deoetdoctrinae (Gun free zones are playgrounds for felons.)
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To: Billthedrill

If Chuck Norris had performed in the movie “300”, the film would have been called... “1”.


28 posted on 09/04/2012 6:12:36 PM PDT by deoetdoctrinae (Gun free zones are playgrounds for felons.)
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To: Kartographer

Chuck Norris’ headstone will read: I’m not dead. I simply slumber, and wait.


29 posted on 09/04/2012 6:16:08 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: Lazamataz
Dang! I knew I should have waited a few more minutes. I could have sent post 28 to you!

How ya doing Laz?

30 posted on 09/04/2012 6:19:18 PM PDT by deoetdoctrinae (Gun free zones are playgrounds for felons.)
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To: deoetdoctrinae

I’m okay, providing Chuck Norris agrees.


31 posted on 09/04/2012 6:20:21 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: Lazamataz
Chuck Norris is not immortal...

He just chooses not to die.

32 posted on 09/04/2012 6:21:14 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: deoetdoctrinae

Cthulu belongs to the Cult of Chuck Norris.


33 posted on 09/04/2012 6:21:16 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: Lazamataz

"Laz is okay."

34 posted on 09/04/2012 6:22:23 PM PDT by deoetdoctrinae (Gun free zones are playgrounds for felons.)
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To: Mad Dawgg

I’m issuing a challenge to myself. I’m only posting Chuck Norris jokes I personally come up with. Two of them, above.


35 posted on 09/04/2012 6:22:25 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: deoetdoctrinae

Chuck Norris is the only man who can beat Chuck Norris in a fair fight.


36 posted on 09/04/2012 6:23:08 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: Mad Dawgg

In the Beginning, God created the Heavens and Earth. That’s because, a few seconds earlier, Chuck Norris suggested it.


37 posted on 09/04/2012 6:24:41 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: ATOMIC_PUNK

ahahaha - NO - it’s not worded wrong -

you should read this list
Enjoy

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts


38 posted on 09/04/2012 7:15:09 PM PDT by maine-iac7 (Christian is as Christian does....)
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To: Kartographer

39 posted on 09/04/2012 7:17:51 PM PDT by Free Vulcan (Election 2012 - America stands or falls. No more excuses. Get involved.)
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To: battousai

Yep ;o)


40 posted on 09/04/2012 7:22:25 PM PDT by maine-iac7 (Christian is as Christian does....)
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To: Kartographer

Superman and Chuck Norris decided to fight it out, once and for all.

Loser had to wear his underpants on the outside forever.


41 posted on 09/04/2012 7:31:21 PM PDT by Travis McGee (www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: maine-iac7

OH I C NOW


42 posted on 09/04/2012 7:54:30 PM PDT by ATOMIC_PUNK (Any man may make a mistake ; none but a fool will persist in it . { Latin proverb })
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