“He’s faster than a speeding assassin’s bullt!
More powerful than a suicide bomber’s explosive dynamite belt!
Able to commit multiple honor killings in a few swipes of his sword!
Look, it’s a gorilla, it’s a neanderthal! No, it’s SUPER-TERRORIST!!!!!!!!!”
Maybe I’m being flip, but what else can I do, smash my terminal? I never imagined that the comic book industry would fall to political correctness. Things have to change soon or our very future is in doubt.
“Things have to change soon or our very future is in doubt.”
You ain’t kiddin’.
Civil War 2, anyone?
So one Green Lantern is a gay and another is a Muslim.
I guess Green Lantern is the designated butt monkey for comic heroes. Soon there will be a tranny Green Lantern and a Geico caveman Green Lantern.