Caption This of Obama and Clinton

Flickr ^ | 9/4/2012 | The White House

[Jayster]

Caption this:

[Jayster]

Caption this:

[garjog]

Fooling the people is easy.

Look. I had sex with an intern in the oval office! I was disbarred and credibly accused of rape.

Now I AM GIVING THE KEYNOTE SPEECH!

You can pull this off kid if you just follow my example.

[South40]

Bill: "Now slow down Barack, that little joke about carry bags was a long time ago."

[jb257mag]

“Don’t pay these flags any attention”, I know they don’t apply to you!

[a fool in paradise]

“They say absolute power corrupts... Touch my magic twanger and know the power of absolute corruption.”

[Delta 21]

Obama looks like he really cares about anything The Bent One has to say.

[sf4dubya]

“Here is the deal, Obama. You take one for the team and retire in Hawaii so Hillary has a clear path in 2016.”

[FlingWingFlyer]

Look, these are a bunch of braindead, fainting zombies sitting out there. You gotta come up with a good line of bull**** to fool the Americans.

[mylife]

My Goodness, Obama sure is an arrogant POS.

[Slyfox]

Clinton: Now, I’m not complaining but I was expecting something other than bed bugs back at my hotel room.

[Cementjungle]

“...and I just sort of pushed her head like this...”

[Vendome]

Cut the fact act skippy. I’m the expert at being a leader. You are just a sock puppet.

Now sit still and take my advice.

[musicman]

[Daffynition]

[Jayster]

Damn!!!!!

[mylife]

LOL!

[rcrngroup]

0bumb0, the RAT bastard commie pig, sure likes to get close & intrude on another person’s “space”. I would have to put my hand out and keep him at least 2 feet away from me. 0dumb0 the RAT bastard commie pig is a “close talker”, per Seinfold’s sitcom series. I bet 0dumb0 has bad breath as well.

[Liberty Valance]

*bump*

[Windflier]

"Keep talking, jive honky. I'm the Prez, and you're just a has-been lesbian's manwife."

[jsanders2001]

Obama: ok. I admit it. I AM the Anti-Christ.
Clinton: No, you shouldn’t have told me first. You should’ve told Michelle. Now I’m an accessory to the destruction of this world but do I get 72 virgins if I don’t tell the public?

[goron]

"Barrack, just get red faced angry, look directly into the camera, wag your finger, and say flat out, 'I did not have sexual relations with that man, Larry Sinclair..' Then declare a war with executive order the next day. The media won't care about oral sex since you're a Democrat."

[Osage Orange]

Barack Hussein Obama doesn't like white people...Even Democrat ex-Presidents!!

LOL!!!

[thecodont]

Body language:
Clinton:
Is not acknowledging BO
Is pushing BO away
BO:
Is standing WAY too close to Clinton
What’s with the hands (both hands) in his pockets? Looks hostile, passive-aggressive.

[Jayster]

You are spot on.

[Windflier]

Just look at Obama’s face, and the way he’s crowding Bill Clinton’s space. He’s a bully, and as arrogant as the day is long.

You just know that Bubba hates his guts, and is incensed that he’s being forced into a subservient position of having to feign support for the worthless amateur.

I’ll bet you the old dog is just itching to stick it to Barry some way or another.

[azishot]

Don't touch me, Bill. I mean it. Don't touch me.

[zencycler]

No, Barack, they got it wrong. You see, I didn’t say you would carry my “bag”, I think what I really said waa you’d carry my “hag”, meaning Hillary. Or I might have said Kerry is a fag, or something like that, but I definitely did not have sex with that .... oh, wait ... I mean I definitely did not say that you would carry my bags.

[Daffynition]

[packrat35]

Clinton: Where’s my luggage bitch!

obama: You do think we all look alike!

[Liberty Valance]

[Safetgiver]

O: You been sniffin’ coke again? Willy: Weeell, ya know, just a little.

[exnavy]

One felon to another...

[glyptol]

Then you close your hand and move it back and forth. You might have another four years to practice. How old are you again?

[jonrick46]

Clinton: "Barack, I didn't appreciate the horse head between my sheets last week. I understand it was Chicago politics to make me give the speech. But when you threatened to leak out your FBI file on me, that was the last straw. Whatever you want me to say, Boss, I'll say."

[Bullish]

Now just hold it right there, maybe I would but I'm not gay.

[Daffynition]

Hussein:Yo mama’s so greasy that her face could free the U.S. from its dependence on foreign oil.

Clinton: No dummy...it’s a yo-yo...in and out...up and down...and no, you can’t have Monica’s phone number.

[equaviator]

"Thanks but no thanks. Maybe Hillary would like to have one of bin Laden's teeth as a souvenir."

[Happy Rain]

" Hey, Hillary may be getting older and uglier-heh! if you can believe that!-but at least I can eat a friggin slice of pizza without kissing her fat ass for an hour first.”

[Carpe Cerevisi]

[Peter ODonnell]

Look Barack, I don’t care what else you do, just keep Hillary busy and on the road, okay bro?

[Ann Archy]

Clinton..”Hey Bub, I might be a DISGRACED, IMPEACHED President that has been accused of RAPE and SEXUAL HARRASSMENT, but I was at least good at golf....even if I had to cheat”.

[Ann Archy]

Sadly LOL!!!

[Ann Archy]

CLOSE TALKER......ewwww. Plus he’s probably giving the IMPEACHED President the FINGER in his pocket!

[Makana]

Now that is hilarious.

[Dr. Ursus]

No,I don’t want a kiss on the mouth. Why do you ask?

[Venturer]

Absolutely. The arrogance shines through in this picture.

[Girlene]

I heard on Rush yesterday that Clinton had not shown his speech to anyone. That just is not done. obama is probably trying to force Clinton to give it up so his campaign can review what’s in it. Clinton has the control now....lol, he isn’t gonna do it. They can’t pull Clinton from his keynote.

[jakerobins]

Bill come on! I am President Of the United States now tell me what you have written in your speech. Hey there sorry Barry but that Sanda Fluke woman is around here somewhere.....

[JMKirnan]

Clinton has HUGE hands - disproportionately huge, don’t ya think??

[irishtenor]

I promise I didn’t touch the Wookie.