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Illegal monkey living on Frosted Flakes bites woman
Los Angeles Times ^ | 9/8/2012 | unknown

Posted on 09/09/2012 8:07:55 AM PDT by GOP_Party_Animal

A Javan macaque monkey being kept as a pet and living on a diet that included Frosted Flakes and juice has been quarantined after it bit a Paso Robles woman multiple times on the hand and arm.

The monkey, which authorities said was being kept illegally as a pet, attacked the woman Aug. 29, inflicting several severe bites to her arm and fingers.

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TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: breakfastcereal; monkey
Monkey-related news...
1 posted on 09/09/2012 8:07:59 AM PDT by GOP_Party_Animal
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To: GOP_Party_Animal

There’s been times when I’ve lived on Frosted Flakes and juice. I’ve never bit anyone though..as far as I can remember.


2 posted on 09/09/2012 8:11:24 AM PDT by DouglasKC
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To: GOP_Party_Animal

From the Kellog’s website: “Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes® cereal gives you flakes for fuel and frosting for fun”. LOL


3 posted on 09/09/2012 8:11:55 AM PDT by Starboard
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To: GOP_Party_Animal

“illegal”

I think they meant to say “undocumented”. And for “monkey”, “otherwise specied” would have been more sensitive.


4 posted on 09/09/2012 8:12:06 AM PDT by rightwingcrazy
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To: GOP_Party_Animal

“Their Gr-r-r-eat!”


5 posted on 09/09/2012 8:12:18 AM PDT by SMGFan (SMGfan is not "Sub Machine Gun" fan)
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To: GOP_Party_Animal

I am surprised that the LAT spell-checker didn’t automatically replace “illegal monkey” with “undocumented simian”.


6 posted on 09/09/2012 8:13:18 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans!)
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To: GOP_Party_Animal



7 posted on 09/09/2012 8:13:27 AM PDT by tomkat
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To: GOP_Party_Animal
Just another “monkey bites man story” ho hum.

Still, we need to build the border fence to keep the illegal ones out.

8 posted on 09/09/2012 8:15:13 AM PDT by Happy Rain ("Who needs Michelle? The MSM keep Obama satisfied.")
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To: GOP_Party_Animal

And now we know why “Silly monkey, Trix is for kids” was never branded.


9 posted on 09/09/2012 8:16:20 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

I am surprised that the LAT spell-checker didn’t automatically replace “illegal monkey” with “undocumented simian”.


Is Paso Robles a sanctuary city? LOL


10 posted on 09/09/2012 8:16:26 AM PDT by Starboard
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To: rightwingcrazy

Darn. You beat me to it.


11 posted on 09/09/2012 8:16:35 AM PDT by Daveinyork
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Davey Jones must have let his visa expire before biting the woman.
12 posted on 09/09/2012 8:17:07 AM PDT by Happy Rain ("Who needs Michelle? The MSM keep Obama satisfied.")
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To: rightwingcrazy

You must mean, undocumented individual who happens to not be human.


13 posted on 09/09/2012 8:17:42 AM PDT by Daveinyork
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To: Happy Rain

Just another “monkey bites man story” ho hum.


ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!


14 posted on 09/09/2012 8:17:50 AM PDT by Starboard
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To: GOP_Party_Animal

No wonder.....all that crunching noise every time the poor monkey walked around. Living on top of frosted flakes would be noisy. Save the monkey! Save the monkey!


15 posted on 09/09/2012 8:18:05 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

No, biting humans is a Capital crime so the monkey should be executed:

Shock the monkey! Shock the monkey!


16 posted on 09/09/2012 8:19:46 AM PDT by Happy Rain ("Who needs Michelle? The MSM keep Obama satisfied.")
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To: GOP_Party_Animal

She had it coming to her. Reach for my frosted flakes and you’ll pull back a bloody stump!


17 posted on 09/09/2012 8:19:54 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Happy Rain

Great.....now I’ll have that song in my head all day.....may a maqaque monkey mark your mayonnaise.....


18 posted on 09/09/2012 8:23:04 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: GOP_Party_Animal
I'm more shocked that in California, this wasn't reported as an undocumented primordial.
19 posted on 09/09/2012 8:23:07 AM PDT by liberalh8ter (If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
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To: Starboard
I thought frosted flakes were Frisco skiers who freeze on the slopes of Aspen.
20 posted on 09/09/2012 8:23:15 AM PDT by Happy Rain ("Who needs Michelle? The MSM keep Obama satisfied.")
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To: Happy Rain

good song.


21 posted on 09/09/2012 8:24:14 AM PDT by brivette
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To: GOP_Party_Animal
Illegal monkey living on Frosted Flakes bites woman

WHEN MONKEYS ARE OUTLAWED, ONLY MONKEYS Will ... um... eat Frosted... errr.... Flakes.....

Never mind.

22 posted on 09/09/2012 8:28:46 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: GOP_Party_Animal
Which was the illegal part? The "living on Frosted Flakes"?
From Chuck Norris at WND:
NPR reported last week that junk-food cereal mascots like Tony the Tiger (Frosted Flakes), Dig ‘Em Frog (Sugar Smacks) and Toucan Sam (Froot Loops) might be put on the endangered species list if the government has its way in controlling childhood obesity.

23 posted on 09/09/2012 8:39:17 AM PDT by Alex Murphy (At the end of the day, you have to worship the god who can set you on fire.)
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To: GOP_Party_Animal

Monkey doth not live by Frosted Flakes™ alone, but by every finger that extendeth from the hand of despotic liberal overlords. Consider the monkey, thou sluggard, and be wise.


24 posted on 09/09/2012 8:39:28 AM PDT by Tuanedge
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To: rightwingcrazy

“Just doing the jobs that American monkeys won’t do”


25 posted on 09/09/2012 8:40:40 AM PDT by Alex Murphy (At the end of the day, you have to worship the god who can set you on fire.)
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To: GOP_Party_Animal

So is the owner going to spank the monkey?


26 posted on 09/09/2012 8:42:49 AM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (A moral wrong is not a civil right: No religious sanction of an irreligious act.)
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To: GOP_Party_Animal

They’re just not the same any more since they cut back on the frosting


27 posted on 09/09/2012 8:43:36 AM PDT by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: GOP_Party_Animal

28 posted on 09/09/2012 8:49:49 AM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: SMGFan

29 posted on 09/09/2012 8:50:57 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: GOP_Party_Animal
That's what happens when your pet gets the wrong diet-


30 posted on 09/09/2012 9:08:20 AM PDT by mikrofon (Macabre macaque macaca)
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To: GOP_Party_Animal

Illegal monkey living on Frosted Flakes bites woman

New Title: Woman’s hand gets stuck in undocumented primate’s mouth. Junk food to be found the cause of this accident.


31 posted on 09/09/2012 9:20:05 AM PDT by justlittleoleme
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To: GOP_Party_Animal
Let me get this straight:

illegal monkey - (that's racist!) I'm breaking out a fresh deck of race cards! was the monkey an illegal alien? If so, he was "an undocumented monkey" and a registered dim, no doubt

living on Frosted Flakes - a diet that is UNAPPROVED by Moochelle 0bama, and; does the sugar make him hyper.

32 posted on 09/09/2012 10:02:00 AM PDT by The Sons of Liberty ("Get that evil, foreign, muslim, usurping bastard out of MY White House!" FUBO GTFO!)
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