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Illegal monkey living on Frosted Flakes bites woman
Los Angeles Times ^
| 9/8/2012
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Posted on 09/09/2012 8:07:55 AM PDT by GOP_Party_Animal
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To: Happy Rain
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posted on
09/09/2012 8:24:14 AM PDT
by
brivette
To: GOP_Party_Animal
Illegal monkey living on Frosted Flakes bites woman WHEN MONKEYS ARE OUTLAWED, ONLY MONKEYS Will ... um... eat Frosted... errr.... Flakes.....
Never mind.
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posted on
09/09/2012 8:28:46 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
To: GOP_Party_Animal
Which was the illegal part? The "living on Frosted Flakes"?
From Chuck Norris at WND:
NPR reported last week that junk-food cereal mascots like Tony the Tiger (Frosted Flakes), Dig ‘Em Frog (Sugar Smacks) and Toucan Sam (Froot Loops) might be put on the endangered species list if the government has its way in controlling childhood obesity.
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posted on
09/09/2012 8:39:17 AM PDT
by
Alex Murphy
(At the end of the day, you have to worship the god who can set you on fire.)
To: GOP_Party_Animal
Monkey doth not live by Frosted Flakes™ alone, but by every finger that extendeth from the hand of despotic liberal overlords. Consider the monkey, thou sluggard, and be wise.
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posted on
09/09/2012 8:39:28 AM PDT
by
Tuanedge
To: rightwingcrazy
“Just doing the jobs that American monkeys won’t do”
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posted on
09/09/2012 8:40:40 AM PDT
by
Alex Murphy
(At the end of the day, you have to worship the god who can set you on fire.)
To: GOP_Party_Animal
So is the owner going to spank the monkey?
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posted on
09/09/2012 8:42:49 AM PDT
by
Fast Moving Angel
(A moral wrong is not a civil right: No religious sanction of an irreligious act.)
To: GOP_Party_Animal
They’re just not the same any more since they cut back on the frosting
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posted on
09/09/2012 8:43:36 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
To: GOP_Party_Animal
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posted on
09/09/2012 8:49:49 AM PDT
by
BerryDingle
(I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
To: SMGFan
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posted on
09/09/2012 8:50:57 AM PDT
by
bigbob
To: GOP_Party_Animal
That's what happens when your pet gets the wrong diet-
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posted on
09/09/2012 9:08:20 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Macabre macaque macaca)
To: GOP_Party_Animal
Illegal monkey living on Frosted Flakes bites woman
New Title: Woman’s hand gets stuck in undocumented primate’s mouth. Junk food to be found the cause of this accident.
To: GOP_Party_Animal
Let me get this straight:
illegal monkey - (that's racist!) I'm breaking out a fresh deck of race cards! was the monkey an illegal alien? If so, he was "an undocumented monkey" and a registered dim, no doubt
living on Frosted Flakes - a diet that is UNAPPROVED by Moochelle 0bama, and; does the sugar make him hyper.
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posted on
09/09/2012 10:02:00 AM PDT
by
The Sons of Liberty
("Get that evil, foreign, muslim, usurping bastard out of MY White House!" FUBO GTFO!)
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