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Rage Monkey Asks.... (#2 of a series)
9/12/2012` | Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 09/12/2012 5:23:55 PM PDT by Lazamataz



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ragemonkey
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1 posted on 09/12/2012 5:23:58 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

Go, Rage Monkey, Go!


2 posted on 09/12/2012 5:24:28 PM PDT by dfwgator (I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
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To: Lazamataz

Remember rage monkey, any questioning of Obama is racist!


3 posted on 09/12/2012 5:25:33 PM PDT by Trueblackman (I would rather lose on Conservative principles than vote for a RINO candidate.)
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To: Fast Moving Angel; Nervous Tick; Focault's Pendulum; OB1kNOb
The Official Rage Monkey Ping List.

Rage at the monkey to be added or deleted.

4 posted on 09/12/2012 5:28:09 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: Trueblackman

DOJ will reeducate all who cannot see the halo over 0bama’s head.


5 posted on 09/12/2012 5:28:45 PM PDT by MtnClimber (I did not vote for Zero. Someone else did that.)
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To: Lazamataz

Wow rage monkey brings news to me!

I knew he was going to Vegas — He’s also going on LETTERMAN??!?

That’s enough to make any rage monkey outraged!


6 posted on 09/12/2012 5:28:52 PM PDT by Nervous Tick ("You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.")
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To: Trueblackman

Rage Monkey is not a racist. Rage Monkey is a specist. He considers all other life forms inferior to monkeys.


7 posted on 09/12/2012 5:29:16 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: Nervous Tick
This information pissed Rage Monkey off.

And Rage Monkey is not hard to enrage.

8 posted on 09/12/2012 5:30:06 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: Lazamataz

Sock Monkey, while concerned, agrees.
As does frankenMonkey.

9 posted on 09/12/2012 5:30:40 PM PDT by frankenMonkey (will do graphics for food...)
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To: Lazamataz

I am stuned. Obama spends a week bragging that he killed Bin Laden. People storm an embassy saying we are all Osama. The media blames a movie no one has ever seen or heard of.


10 posted on 09/12/2012 5:30:58 PM PDT by pnut22
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To: frankenMonkey

Sock Monkey is Rage Monkey’s dearest friend, so Rage Monkey is not surprised that Sock Monkey agrees.


11 posted on 09/12/2012 5:33:07 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: Lazamataz

Rage Monkey needs Trunk Monkey for some special ops...............


12 posted on 09/12/2012 5:34:25 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: Lazamataz

Me rikey rage monkey. You do more.


13 posted on 09/12/2012 5:35:02 PM PDT by circlecity
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To: doorgunner69

Trunk Monkey is Rage Monkey’s special little ‘enforcer’.


14 posted on 09/12/2012 5:35:56 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: frankenMonkey

Shouldn’t frankenMonkey be wearing a diaer?


15 posted on 09/12/2012 5:36:21 PM PDT by jessduntno ("President Obama is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people." - Clint Eastwood)
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To: frankenMonkey

Shouldn’t frankenMonkey be wearing a diaper?


16 posted on 09/12/2012 5:36:29 PM PDT by jessduntno ("President Obama is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people." - Clint Eastwood)
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To: circlecity
Rage Monkey intends to Rage every day, at least until the election, and maybe beyond.

Rage at the Monkey and you can be added to the Rage Monkey Ping List.

Frankly, it's the only thing that seems to calm him down a little.

17 posted on 09/12/2012 5:37:57 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: Lazamataz

Add me to the RAGE list!


18 posted on 09/12/2012 5:40:12 PM PDT by WakeUpAndVote
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To: WakeUpAndVote

Rage Monkey is pleased. You are added.


19 posted on 09/12/2012 5:40:43 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: Lazamataz

I know, he's not a monkey. But he concurs.

20 posted on 09/12/2012 5:42:04 PM PDT by skeeter
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To: skeeter

Rage Monkey is not so selective of a specist, that he dislikes his Chimpanzee cousins. Rage Monkey likes this chimp.


21 posted on 09/12/2012 5:46:27 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: Nervous Tick
Wow rage monkey brings news to me! I knew he was going to Vegas — He’s also going on LETTERMAN??!?

Rage Monkey is in the know, indeed.... and he is glad to bring you new information...

22 posted on 09/12/2012 5:48:06 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: Lazamataz
Good to see ya, again, Laz!
23 posted on 09/12/2012 5:50:01 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it, and the Constitution and law mean what WE say.)
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To: Lazamataz
'How'; 'why'. . .words fail when it comes to addressing abysmal ignorance at it's most dangerous.

Meantime; feel the rage; and share it!/sigh

24 posted on 09/12/2012 5:50:51 PM PDT by cricket
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To: Navy Patriot

Good to see you too!


25 posted on 09/12/2012 5:53:09 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: circlecity
Here is Rage Monkey's very first Rage.
26 posted on 09/12/2012 5:58:27 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: cricket

Rage Monkey seems good at concisely encapsulating the issue that enrages him on any given day.


27 posted on 09/12/2012 5:59:45 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: bigheadfred; GeronL

Rage Monkey asked me to get you two guys, and maybe see if you want to be on the Rage Monkey Ping List.


28 posted on 09/12/2012 6:01:51 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: Lazamataz
How can the President not attend intel briefings?!!!

How can the man ultimately in charge of foreign affairs not attend intel briefings?

How can the man who takes credit for their not being a terrorist attack on American soil for the last three and a half years not attend intel briefings?

29 posted on 09/12/2012 6:02:20 PM PDT by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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To: Pontiac
How can the President not attend intel briefings?!!!

Rage Monkey suspects that this may not have even been true, and was floated to give OTrauma cover. "Well, gee, I just didn't hear about that beforehand!"

This makes Rage Monkey FURIOUS.

30 posted on 09/12/2012 6:03:58 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: Pontiac; Lazamataz
How can the President not attend intel briefings?!!!

To answer my own question;

The intel briefs were conflicting with his T-time.

31 posted on 09/12/2012 6:04:52 PM PDT by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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To: Lazamataz

Absolutely. Thanks for asking.


32 posted on 09/12/2012 6:05:29 PM PDT by bigheadfred
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To: pnut22; Absolutely Nobama; aragorn; Art in Idaho; Aurorales; autumnraine; azishot; AZ .44 MAG; ...
What pnut22 says is worth repeating:

Obama spends a week bragging that he killed Bin Laden.
People storm an embassy saying we are all Osama.
The media blames a movie no one has ever seen or heard of.

33 posted on 09/12/2012 6:08:21 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1332 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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To: Pontiac

Rage Monkey thinks it goes deeper than that:

Yesterday, before the attacks, it suddenly came out that Obama was skipping half the Intel meetings.

A) Rage Monkey asks, who does that, skipping Intel meetings???!?

B) Rage Monkey further observes: WHO TALKS ABOUT MISSING INTEL MEETINGS???!? Opsec SHOT OUT... enemies know you aren’t looking!

C) Rage Monkey conjectures: Who would know about that to reveal it? ONLY Obama’s most inner of inner-circles.

Rage Monkey concludes: This was MEANT to come out, so Obama could shrug and say, “Damn! Must have been in the meeting I missed


34 posted on 09/12/2012 6:08:30 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: bigheadfred
Rage Monkey will add you to the list, and seems to have cooled down just a little.... but I'm sure it's temporary!

Adding people to the Rage Monkey Ping List is the only thing that seems to calm him down at all.

35 posted on 09/12/2012 6:10:10 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: skeeter; Lazamataz

I know, I know, he's not as evolved as a chimp or a monkey. But he concurs.

36 posted on 09/12/2012 6:13:23 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1332 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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To: Pontiac

To try to distance him self from the blame when it comes out that he knew, and that there is proof of it?


37 posted on 09/12/2012 6:16:57 PM PDT by WildHighlander57 ((WildHighlander57 returning after lurking since 2000))
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To: Lazamataz
This makes Rage Monkey FURIOUS.

Shouldn't a Rage Monkey be "ENRAGED"?

38 posted on 09/12/2012 6:20:34 PM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: Lazamataz
Rage Monkey concludes: This was MEANT to come out, so Obama could shrug and say, “Damn! Must have been in the meeting I missed

Plausible deniability.

The Grape Ape would be very disappointed in the One.

39 posted on 09/12/2012 6:22:02 PM PDT by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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To: varmintman

ping


40 posted on 09/12/2012 6:25:01 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1332 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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To: Lazamataz

I’m with you 100%. I just finished reading the latest article in the NY Post about this, and it infuriates me, too. TWICE in the article they blamed it on “ultraconservative Muslims.” What the hell. We expect that kind of lunatic language from the presstitute left. But why is the NY Post joining in with this conservative bashing?

What is “conservative” about mobs climbing over walls, burning flags, and burning buildings, while assassination squads murder our personnel, with the help of the government security agents who were supposedly protecting our embassies?

These guys are no more conservative than your typical OWS fanatic was conservative.


41 posted on 09/12/2012 6:28:31 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Cicero

Cicero, please see #34. Rage Monkey might be on to something.


42 posted on 09/12/2012 6:30:04 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: Lazamataz

Nice one...but you are preaching to the choir here...see if you can post this on DU or Kos.


43 posted on 09/12/2012 6:31:21 PM PDT by Pharmboy (Democrats lie because they must.)
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To: null and void

And Obama condemns the movie-makers. While refusing to meet with Israel who says an attack on Iran is imminent, choosing instead to appear on David Letterman and go fundraising in Las Vegas.


44 posted on 09/12/2012 6:33:01 PM PDT by butterdezillion
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To: null and void; Lazamataz
HUGS

And there is nothing wrong with a racist...or a specist...when you hold them up against one of these...


45 posted on 09/12/2012 6:34:17 PM PDT by bigheadfred
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To: Lazamataz

ping me, thanks


46 posted on 09/12/2012 6:36:54 PM PDT by sweetiepiezer
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To: Pharmboy
Rage Monkey's premise is that if he rages here and on Facebook, eventually his rages will get at least -- if not viral -- spread a little.

And concise encapsulation of the cause for the Rage will help others understand Rage Monkey's anger.

47 posted on 09/12/2012 6:38:39 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: bigheadfred

LOL


48 posted on 09/12/2012 6:39:11 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: Lazamataz

Mitt did me proud today. I feel much better now than I did the other day....please add me to the ping list.


49 posted on 09/12/2012 6:41:19 PM PDT by dfwgator (I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
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To: Lazamataz

Fair enough...I heart Rage Monkey.


50 posted on 09/12/2012 6:41:24 PM PDT by Pharmboy (Democrats lie because they must.)
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