Rage Monkey Says.... (#3 of a series).

09/13/2012 | Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

Rage Monkey has a heck of a point, there.

[Lazamataz]

THE RAGE MONKEY PING LIST: Rage at the monkey to get on or off the Ping List.

[no-to-illegals]

Me thinks the Rage Monkey was too kind, this time.

[Lazamataz]

Rage Monkey is also into raising awareness, hopefully heading action off at the pass.

[circlecity]

Ya just never know where there may be an asprin factory or camel herd that needs bombing. I await, with baited breath, Rage Monkey’s next oracle.

[null and void]

What's the democrat mantra?
Osama is dead and GM is alive.

What did the embassy burners chant?
We are all Osama.

Would anyone outside the press and this administration be surprised if a GM Plant was unexpectedly attacked?

[Lazamataz]

But yes, Rage Monkey was more Concerned Monkey than he was Raging. He’ll try to be angrier tomorrow.

[Pontiac]

Obama; cynical, manipulative, self centered, SOB and a war criminal (with his record of extra judicial drone executions – definitely).

Sounds about right.

But I would add narcissistic megalomaniac.

[Lazamataz]

Rage Monkey should have added those adjectives.

Rage Monkey is sad.

WAIT! RAGE MONKEY CAN CHANGE HIS RAGE COMIC!

[rockrr]

Rage Monkey - He rages so you don’t have to ;-)

[GeronL]

Rage Monkey is right.

A little bit low-key, lol.

[Lurker]

Please add me.

[Lazamataz]

Rage Monkey has adjusted it a little. It’s slightly angrier.

[Lazamataz]

Rage Monkey finds that he cannot adjust his rage. He promises to be much angrier tomorrow.

[Lazamataz]

You will be added. Rage Monkey was more like Concerned, Warning Monkey today. Expect a much more pissed off simian tomorrow.

[GeronL]

lol

[norton]

"Would anyone outside the press and this administration be surprised if a GM Plant was unexpectedly attacked?

It's too late, the Volt is already on life support; Obama did it for them.

Wait a minute...an "unexpected attack" would provide convenient cover for terminating Volt production.
Which would, of course, leave us "totally dependent on OPEC and arab oil".
Which would, of course, demand an apology.
(end sarc)

[deoetdoctrinae]

Rage monkey must have borrowed a couple of Xanax from Happy monkey.

[null and void]

WOW! I bow at the feet of the master!

Nut-job Conspiracy Theory Ping!

To get onto The Nut-job Conspiracy Theory Ping List you must threaten to report me to the Mods if I don’t add you to the list...

[Lazamataz]

Rage Monkey has his bad days, and his worse days. Tomorrow will likely be a worse day.

[Navy Patriot]

Rage Monkey is correct, and this is ONE of the October surprises in store for us.

[jespasinthru]

That monkey looks just like my boss (don’t tell him I said that).

[Lazamataz]

If a conflict with Libya breaks out in the next 7 to 14 days, you will have to remove that Nut Job Conspiracy Ping, and add a new one, the Confirmed Conspiracy Predicted By Rage Monkey ping.

[Cyber Liberty]

This has “backfire” written all over it. Most voters were alive when we were counting the days our Iranian embassy was under siege.

[Lazamataz]

This has “backfire” written all over it.

If the understanding that Rage Monkey has, spreads to many people, the backfire will be real.

It may even head this off at the pass.

For example, if Mitt Romney were to be aware of this and allude to it, Obama would be in check.

[rdb3]

Thanks for da ping.

[null and void]

Why would I do that? The Rage Monkey didn’t even add me to the ping list when I asked nice...

[null and void]

This has “backfire” written all over it. Most voters were alive when we were counting the days our Iranian embassy was under siege.

Most of them remember they were only released when an adult was sworn in.

[Lazamataz]

Aw crap. Did you get missed? I will double-add ya....

[Lazamataz]

You are double-added. Check my home page.

[CatherineofAragon]

After seeing the Drudge story that Obama’s people knew about the attack and did nothing, I am too freaking wiped out to rage right now. There are no words. So, can you add me to the Rage Monkey ping list? He can rage for me.

Thank you!

[null and void]

Thank you.

[null and void]

Thank you...

[Lazamataz]

The problem was, I think — and I only know Rage Monkey by reputation — you asked nice. You have to RAGE at Rage Monkey to get his attention. ;)

[Pajamajan]

Never let a crisis go to waste?

Ughhhh, it would be cynical as all hell, (if he does this.)

PING list please?

[bigheadfred]

Yeah. We'll see. My new book hits the stands tomorrow:

[Lazamataz]

Added!

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

Does Rage Monkey meet the constitutional requirements to become President?

[Lazamataz]

Alas, Rage Monkey is only 7 years old, although considered a full adult by monkey standards. Since the average lifespan of a monkey is only 30 years, Rage Monkey is VERY ANGRY that he will likely never qualify.

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

he will likely never qualify.

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Since when did that matter?

;-P

[Cyber Liberty]

This is what concerns me most in these hard times: How in the HELL did a Laz ping list happen and I’m not on it? I should not only be on it, I should be first, and this ENRAGES me?

Got it, Mr. Mataz?

[Cyber Liberty]

[Two Kids' Dad]

Rage Monkey would receive an eBanana for adding me to his ping list. Heck, Rage Monkey gets one anyway because he rules.

[Sarajevo]

Rage Monkey should cool down before he gets a headache!

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up,
And said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"
"Now let me get this straight ",
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you called your doctor, woke him up,
And say, 'Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, dooooctor, to relieve this belly ache?'
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning
Wouh wouh wouh wouh wouh
Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up,
She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up,
Say "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say Doctor! let me get this straight".
You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, you such a silly woman!,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better.
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both down
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning
Woo Woo, ain't there nothin' you can take, I say
Woo Woo, to relieve my belly ache,
You say woo woo ain't there nothin' I can take, I say
Woo woo, to relieve your belly ache,
You say yah yah, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say
Waah waah, to relieve this belly ache,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say Doctor!, you such a silly woman!,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the
moooooorning,
Yes, you call me in the morning,
If you call me in the morning, then [X5]

[KC_Lion]

I demand to be put on the Nut Job Conspiracy Ping List, just to keep an Eye on all you Nut Job Conspiracy people so I can report you to the Moderator.

[BuddaBudd]

time will tell

[null and void]

Welcome aboard!

[mamelukesabre]

this is how you rage like a raging monkey!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-f5iMDXvcA&feature=relmfu

[castlebrew]

please add me to the list...

[Gilbo_3]

make rage monkey throw poo at me...