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HELP WANTED
vanity | 09142012 | Will Wallace

Posted on 09/14/2012 8:18:35 AM PDT by will of the people

HELP WANTED: Mediators and facilitators to help with anger management issues and to prevent future workplace violence incidents at former US Embassy sites throughout the Middle East.

Ability to be photogenic even under extreme duress a plus.

Stockholm syndrome inclinations given first priority.

Ability to admit personal and collective guilt required.


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1 posted on 09/14/2012 8:18:38 AM PDT by will of the people
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To: will of the people

Don’t forget willingness to be sold out and set up as a martyr for an October Surprise election dirty trick.


2 posted on 09/14/2012 8:25:18 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it, and the Constitution and law mean what WE say.)
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To: will of the people

Send Patrick Leahy, Pelosi, McCain, Linsey to help US embassy in Sudan.


3 posted on 09/14/2012 8:28:46 AM PDT by jennychase
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To: will of the people

Remove Marine guard before starting anger management courses and always apologize even if there is no reason to.


4 posted on 09/14/2012 8:31:08 AM PDT by 353FMG (The US Constitution is only as good as those who enforce it.)
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To: Navy Patriot

How can this possibly look good for him? Am I missing something? Especially when the European embassies are being burned now.


5 posted on 09/14/2012 8:33:35 AM PDT by ponygirl (Be Breitbart.)
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To: will of the people
Ability to be photogenic even under extreme duress a plus.
Stockholm syndrome inclinations given first priority.
Ability to admit personal and collective guilt required.

In case of death promise of 72 virgins.

6 posted on 09/14/2012 8:43:41 AM PDT by Slyfox
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To: will of the people

Anti Semitism a plus.


7 posted on 09/14/2012 8:49:08 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: will of the people

No experience at all necessary.
Community organization skills a plus.


8 posted on 09/14/2012 10:03:53 AM PDT by hawaiianninja (Palm note to self: Work for a successful 2012! +Throw the liberal garbage out!)
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To: will of the people

I think there are also several opening for members of emergency apology teams.


9 posted on 09/14/2012 10:05:31 AM PDT by kevkrom (Those in a rush to trample the Constitution seem to forget that it is the source of their authority.)
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To: ponygirl
Normal nationalistic (tribal) human behavioral response to FOREIGN violence and extortionate threats is to rally behind the national (tribal) leader, and do the opposite of what the FOREIGN entity demands.

If there is a foreign demand that Obama be removed or punished for offense to foreign interests, Americans will emotionally spring to his defense and render support.

Seven weeks before the national election.

The voters usually don't bother to think of who gave the orders and why now?

10 posted on 09/14/2012 10:45:20 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: will of the people

Ability to be photogenic even under extreme duress, such as while being beaten to death or while being burned alive.


11 posted on 09/14/2012 10:58:20 AM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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Ability to be photogenic even under extreme duress, such as while being beaten to death or while being burned alive.


You forgot to mention the strong possibility of rape, particularly for male employees.


12 posted on 09/15/2012 9:36:38 AM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (If there is a war on women, the Kennedys are the Spec Ops troops.)
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