Posted on 09/14/2012 8:18:35 AM PDT by will of the people
HELP WANTED: Mediators and facilitators to help with anger management issues and to prevent future workplace violence incidents at former US Embassy sites throughout the Middle East.
Ability to be photogenic even under extreme duress a plus.
Stockholm syndrome inclinations given first priority.
Ability to admit personal and collective guilt required.
Don’t forget willingness to be sold out and set up as a martyr for an October Surprise election dirty trick.
Send Patrick Leahy, Pelosi, McCain, Linsey to help US embassy in Sudan.
Remove Marine guard before starting anger management courses and always apologize even if there is no reason to.
How can this possibly look good for him? Am I missing something? Especially when the European embassies are being burned now.
In case of death promise of 72 virgins.
Anti Semitism a plus.
No experience at all necessary.
Community organization skills a plus.
I think there are also several opening for members of emergency apology teams.
If there is a foreign demand that Obama be removed or punished for offense to foreign interests, Americans will emotionally spring to his defense and render support.
Seven weeks before the national election.
The voters usually don't bother to think of who gave the orders and why now?
Ability to be photogenic even under extreme duress, such as while being beaten to death or while being burned alive.
Ability to be photogenic even under extreme duress, such as while being beaten to death or while being burned alive.
You forgot to mention the strong possibility of rape, particularly for male employees.
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