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Wanted: 1 goat herder, 30 goats at O’Hare Int’l Airport (Chicago)
WFLD FOX Chicago ^
| September 13, 2012
| Dane Placko
Posted on 09/14/2012 10:01:06 AM PDT by EveningStar
...Fox Chicago has learned the Chicago Department of Aviation recently put out a bid looking for someone to supply goats to graze on the grass and brush at O'Hare. It also calls for a goat herder...
(Excerpt) Read more at myfoxchicago.com ...
TOPICS: Pets/Animals; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: airport; chicago; goat; goatherder; goats; illinois; napl; ohare
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To: Borges; martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows
To: EveningStar
And of course there's not a snowball's chance in hell that a single one of these goats could somehow escape and then find itself on a runway as a 747 is landing or taking off.
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posted on
09/14/2012 10:04:33 AM PDT
by
Gay State Conservative
(If Obama's Reelected Imagine The Mess He'll Inherit!)
To: EveningStar
Let’s see, gas is $4 gal., mowing is a drag...but I can but a good goat for under $100 and go green and please Algore at the same time ...
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posted on
09/14/2012 10:04:41 AM PDT
by
bigbob
To: EveningStar
Paging Goat Granny.............
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posted on
09/14/2012 10:07:56 AM PDT
by
CrazyIvan
(Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
To: EveningStar
hire mooseshell and her constituents. healthy non-meat diet.
blessings, bobo
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posted on
09/14/2012 10:08:39 AM PDT
by
bobo1
To: EveningStar
The obamas will be unemployed very soon, hold that ad.
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posted on
09/14/2012 10:12:35 AM PDT
by
annieokie
To: EveningStar
Why yes, I know how to herd goats, I was once the head of the Democratic Party.
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posted on
09/14/2012 10:13:32 AM PDT
by
Slyfox
To: EveningStar
Will this make the Cubs win?
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posted on
09/14/2012 10:15:21 AM PDT
by
Beowulf9
To: EveningStar
"We're expert goat herders. We'd be happy to help out at your busy airport!"
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posted on
09/14/2012 10:15:52 AM PDT
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: EveningStar
Let them graze on Wrigley Field!
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posted on
09/14/2012 10:22:19 AM PDT
by
Beowulf9
To: annieokie
Wasnt one of his pappys a goat herder ?
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posted on
09/14/2012 10:24:04 AM PDT
by
ßuddaßudd
(>> F U B O << "What the hell kind of country is this if I can only hate a man if he's white?")
To: EveningStar
Chicago?? Sounds like a good temp job for a teacher.
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posted on
09/14/2012 10:49:42 AM PDT
by
alancarp
(Liberals are all for shared pain... until they're included in the pain group.)
To: EveningStar
Goats browse. If they want grazers, they should be looking for sheep.
To: EveningStar; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
The TSA-holes are getting lonely.
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posted on
09/14/2012 10:54:14 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: EveningStar
Don’t give the position to a Muslim. The goats would be sexually abused.
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posted on
09/14/2012 10:56:22 AM PDT
by
manic4organic
(We won. Get over it.)
To: Gay State Conservative
Even if one did, so what? I mean, sad for the goat, but it’s not going to ruin any one else’s day, unless the pilot is a moron and tries to swerve.
To: Boogieman
Even if one did, so what? I mean, sad for the goat, but its not going to ruin any one elses day, unless the pilot is a moron and tries to swerve. They say that a 6 inch long piece of metal brought down the Concorde in Paris.A 747 hitting a goat...on takeoff *or* landing...might cause big problems,it seems to me.Pilots might want to correct me on this...I'm not a pilot.
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posted on
09/14/2012 11:33:17 AM PDT
by
Gay State Conservative
(If Obama's Reelected Imagine The Mess He'll Inherit!)
To: Born to Conserve
Re your #14: “...they should be looking for sheep.”
Not an option.
Muslims don’t like sheep.
They like goats.
Sheep would offend them, and you know how they get when you “offend” them!
Sheep, therefore, ist verbotten!
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posted on
09/14/2012 11:48:46 AM PDT
by
George Varnum
(Liberty, like our Forefather's Flintlock Musket, must be kept clean, oiled, and READY!)
To: manic4organic
Dont give the position to a Muslim. The goats would be sexually abused.
Only four of them with any frquency.
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posted on
09/14/2012 11:51:18 AM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
("I have a new zest for life!"--Calvin from Las Vegas)
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