Skip to comments.Saddam Lookalike Attacked & Almost Kidnapped & Forced To Impersonate Dictator In Porn Film
Posted on 09/14/2012 9:02:36 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
Saddam lookalike attacked by gang who tried to kidnap him and force him to impersonate the dictator in porn film
An Egyptian Saddam Hussein lookalike claims an Iraqi gang tried to kidnap him and force him to make a pornographic film impersonating the late dictator.
Mohamed Bishr, who comes from Alexandria, said the group hoped to sell their video as exclusive erotic footage of the former leader.
He claims the gang beat him severely when he refused to go along with the plan, despite being offered $333,000 (£205,000).
The devout Muslim says the gang made threatening phone calls saying they would kidnap him unless he changed his mind.
Last weekend, he was leapt on while en route to a cafe in Alexandria by three men in black suits who tried to bundle him into a vehicle.
Speaking from his hospital bed, Mr Bishr told the Egyptian Al-Ahram newspaper: 'The three men, who had guns hanging from their belts, forced me out of my car and shoved me into a van, hitting my head.'
His final memory is of the men shouting to each other before he was thrown from the van to the pavement and hit his head.
According to The Times, his family said the attackers had either Iraqi or Syrian accents.
Unwilling doppleganger Mr Bishr said there were witnesses to his near-abduction, but that they were too frightened to intervene.
The Egyptian bears such a strong resemblance to Saddam that he has previously been assaulted by Iraqis living in Egypt who mistook him for the despot and hoped to claim a reward by turning him in.
The former Iraqi leader, who was executed in December 2006, was known to keep body doubles in his entourage to help thwart attempts on his life.
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Victim: Mohamed Bishr was attacked and almost kidnapped by a gang who wanted him to star as Saddam Hussein in a porn film
Seeing double: Saddam Hussein, pictured, was known to surround himself with body doubles in a bid to thwart assassination attempts
Damn....beat me to the Not-A-Ping....
I think the flaw in that business venture is pretty self-evident.......
But if you could also get Helen Thomas in there.....
The Saddam look-a-like and the Octomom......now THAT’S porno!!!
Um, well, I’m not sure I am looking to see any new porn, but I think it is safe to say, this is not my market.
Didn’t Uday and his crazy brother Quasaay make enough of these films?
Good story about Kim Kardashian's exploding butt, too....
I have a friend who used to write for Boy's Life Magazine and she said the guy who edited the joke pages laughed out loud all day long.
“Saddam Lookalike Attacked & Almost Kidnapped & Forced To Impersonate Dictator In Porn Film”
“Weapons of Mass Erection”
“He and Shiite”
Bend Over, Baghdad Bob.
He’s been seen double parking in Manhattan too.
Up The Euphrates
Banging Burqa Babes.
Iraq You Roll
Cock and Awe
My Two Sons
Bend Over and Pray
It’s Bush’s Fault
MOAB (Mother of all bj’s)
The Revenge of the Shia
Hardly an exclusive. Saddammy: Tyrant's 'gay' porno movie? Doug Powers sees life getting funny again (WorldNetDaily ^ | 4-21-03 | Doug Powers)
The supposed photos from 2003 are dead links now. Such is the internets.
Have you seen his co-star?