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Rage Monkey Asks.... (#5 in a series)
Original Content | Sept 16, 2012 | Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 09/16/2012 9:25:50 AM PDT by Lazamataz



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ragemonkey
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1 posted on 09/16/2012 9:25:52 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

That’s racist. Rage on.


2 posted on 09/16/2012 9:26:44 AM PDT by TADSLOS (Conservatism didn't magically show up in Romney's heart in 2012. You can't force what isn't in you.)
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To: Lazamataz

In!


3 posted on 09/16/2012 9:27:24 AM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: ken5050; Fast Moving Angel; Nervous Tick; Focault's Pendulum; OB1kNOb; BuddaBudd; WakeUpAndVote; ...

THE RAGE MONKEY PING LIST: Rage at the monkey to be added or deleted.


4 posted on 09/16/2012 9:27:33 AM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Lazamataz

“Golf” and “PGA” are racist too. Don’t forget them.


5 posted on 09/16/2012 9:28:13 AM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: Lazamataz

Pesnut butter and jelly sandwiches are tools of the racist devil.


6 posted on 09/16/2012 9:29:58 AM PDT by TADSLOS (Conservatism didn't magically show up in Romney's heart in 2012. You can't force what isn't in you.)
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To: Lazamataz

Did you mean “Why is EVERY word a ‘racial code word’ now”, instead of “Why is VERY” ?


7 posted on 09/16/2012 9:30:04 AM PDT by PapaBear3625 (Charlie Daniels - Payback Time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWwTJj_nosI)
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To: Lazamataz
You said "angry", "Chicago", and "breadbasket" all in the same breath!?!

Add me to the list, BTW...

8 posted on 09/16/2012 9:30:57 AM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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To: Lazamataz
Eric Holder's people believe that non-Eric Holder's people should not be allowed to exist, much less speak.

But don't you DARE call them racist, because they have a RIGHT to be racist.

9 posted on 09/16/2012 9:31:38 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Government is the religion of the sociopath.)
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To: PapaBear3625

Rage Monkey made a mistake.

RAGE MONKEY IS FURIOUS AT YOU FOR NOTICING!!!!!!


10 posted on 09/16/2012 9:33:17 AM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Old Sarge

The only thing that seems to calm Rage Monkey down, is asking to be added to the Rage Monkey Ping List.

Of course, it only works for a few minutes.

You are added!


11 posted on 09/16/2012 9:34:56 AM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Old Sarge

The only thing that seems to calm Rage Monkey down, is asking to be added to the Rage Monkey Ping List.

Of course, it only works for a few minutes.

You are added!


12 posted on 09/16/2012 9:35:06 AM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Lazamataz

Actually, the picture of “rage monkey” is racist. That means you are racist, too. Of course, I am laughing so I am racist. Me laughing make FR racist. If FR is racist, then Jim Robinson is the head racist. If JR is the head racist, then the car he drives, the neighborhood he lives in and whatever he ate for breakfast is also racist. /s


13 posted on 09/16/2012 9:35:37 AM PDT by momtothree
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
Eric Holder's people believe that non-Eric Holder's people should not be allowed to exist, much less speak.

The denial of the above truth is thick. It's a tough thing to know. I've known it since 1995 because I was in a place to watch people cheering at escape of a murderer.

14 posted on 09/16/2012 9:38:36 AM PDT by Stentor
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To: momtothree

The picture is an actual cell-phone picture of Rage Monkey.

Rage Monkey is not a racist. He is, however, a specist. He considers all other life forms — especially humans, of all races — to be inferior to monkeys.


15 posted on 09/16/2012 9:40:01 AM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Lazamataz; Old Sarge
I am Post Monkey and am enraged that you double-posted Old Sarge.

You can lessen my rage by adding me to your Rage Monkey Ping List. /s

16 posted on 09/16/2012 9:40:17 AM PDT by ken in texas (I was taught to respect my elders but it keeps getting harder to find any.)
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To: momtothree
One of the worst sins in Leftist dogma, is to be "racist".

When one calls you a racist, ask them "Do you consider that a bad thing? Why?" and watch their heads explode.

17 posted on 09/16/2012 9:41:54 AM PDT by PapaBear3625 (Charlie Daniels - Payback Time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWwTJj_nosI)
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To: ken in texas; Old Sarge
Rage Monkey was so pissed at Old Sarge, that he did not tap the enter key, he banged the keyboard against his forehead.

You are added.

18 posted on 09/16/2012 9:42:16 AM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Lazamataz

Your new ‘style’ reminds me of the DRINKING WITH BOB series on YOUTUBE.


19 posted on 09/16/2012 9:44:26 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 ( If you think I'm crazy, just wait until you talk to my invisible friend.)
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To: PapaBear3625

Racist = Someone winning an argument with a liberal.


20 posted on 09/16/2012 9:45:40 AM PDT by dfwgator (I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
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To: Lazamataz

Didn’t you know that in our brave new world, you are not allowed to call a spade a spade? Even though we’ve been doing it since we were little kids?


21 posted on 09/16/2012 9:45:45 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Lazamataz
Yesterday I went to Staples and bought a black sharpie, racist that I am.

Everybody knows they're for sale.

22 posted on 09/16/2012 9:45:57 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it, and the Constitution and law mean what WE say.)
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To: Lazamataz

23 posted on 09/16/2012 9:46:52 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: Lazamataz

Monkey see, monkey do. Do be do be dooooooooo.......................................

Have a banana and sling some poo, angry Simian.

Add me to yer ping list (if you dare)!

I remain His Royal Podness.


24 posted on 09/16/2012 9:47:47 AM PDT by sauropod (Only two of God's creatures can employ the term "we": newspaper editors and men with tapeworms-Hayes)
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To: UCANSEE2

Rage Monkey refuses to drink with Bob.

It might mellow him out.


25 posted on 09/16/2012 9:48:01 AM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: sauropod

You are added!


26 posted on 09/16/2012 9:49:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: PapaBear3625; Lazamataz

“EVERY” one knows “EVERY” IS A RACIAL CODE WORD! I’m so enraged my head just exploded. There are shit, guts, and feathers “EVERY” where! Hurray for the red, white, and goo!

Come get me mods! “EVERY” ONE WEAR YOUR HIGH WADERS!


27 posted on 09/16/2012 9:51:42 AM PDT by bigheadfred
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To: UCANSEE2

Rage Monkey went and watched a few ‘Drinking with Bob’ episodes on Youtube. He will write Bob and see if Bob wishes to become Rage Monkey’s Sith Apprentice.


28 posted on 09/16/2012 9:53:48 AM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Lazamataz

WOW! Now a double post. Laz, you are out of control. In other words, your normal self.


29 posted on 09/16/2012 9:54:12 AM PDT by Gadsden1st
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To: Lazamataz

Racism: the favorite bogeyman of the left.


30 posted on 09/16/2012 9:55:23 AM PDT by matt1234 (As Obama sowed in the Arab Spring, so he is reaping in the Arab Fall.)
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To: Gadsden1st

Forgot the “Add me”!!!


31 posted on 09/16/2012 9:56:12 AM PDT by Gadsden1st
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To: Gadsden1st
I'm not out of control.

Rage Monkey is out of control.

Don't make me post this twice.

32 posted on 09/16/2012 9:56:18 AM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Gadsden1st
I'm not out of control.

Rage Monkey is out of control.

Don't make me post this twice.

33 posted on 09/16/2012 9:56:29 AM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Gadsden1st

You are added!


34 posted on 09/16/2012 9:56:58 AM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Gadsden1st

You are added!


35 posted on 09/16/2012 9:57:16 AM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Gadsden1st

You are added!


36 posted on 09/16/2012 9:57:31 AM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Lazamataz

Double Post are Racist!


37 posted on 09/16/2012 9:58:29 AM PDT by Gadsden1st
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To: Lazamataz

Double Post are Racist!


38 posted on 09/16/2012 9:58:30 AM PDT by Gadsden1st
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To: Navy Patriot
Black sharpie....

Black Al Sharpie....

Black Al Sharpton.

Check. Racist.

39 posted on 09/16/2012 9:59:26 AM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Lazamataz

Rage Monkey is a codeword for....well...Rage Monkey!


40 posted on 09/16/2012 10:00:15 AM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (Obama A man without an American mission.)
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To: Gadsden1st

:)


41 posted on 09/16/2012 10:00:19 AM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL.. for a minute I thought you said “Rape monkey” which is racist.


42 posted on 09/16/2012 10:00:47 AM PDT by sadponies
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To: Lazamataz

Triple Post and a half twisted back at you


43 posted on 09/16/2012 10:00:56 AM PDT by Gadsden1st
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To: Lazamataz

Triple Post and a half twisted back at you


44 posted on 09/16/2012 10:00:56 AM PDT by Gadsden1st
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To: Lazamataz

Triple Post and a half twisted back at you


45 posted on 09/16/2012 10:00:56 AM PDT by Gadsden1st
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To: Lazamataz
Check. Racist.

Affirmative, the code works perfectly.

Please add me to Rage Monkey ping list.

46 posted on 09/16/2012 10:03:55 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it, and the Constitution and law mean what WE say.)
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To: sadponies
Rage Monkey has a large harem of female monkeys who want to be with him. Rage Monkey never needs to rape.

But, Rage Monkey DOES like GRAPES.

47 posted on 09/16/2012 10:05:29 AM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Navy Patriot

Added!


48 posted on 09/16/2012 10:06:44 AM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Lazamataz

Go Rage Monkey Go!


49 posted on 09/16/2012 10:15:22 AM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: JoeProBono
MMmmmm.... GOOD cracker.... GOOD cracker....


50 posted on 09/16/2012 10:15:29 AM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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