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Rage Monkey Says.... (#6 in a series)
Original Content | Sept 17, 2012 | Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 09/17/2012 8:51:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: egarmonkey; garemonkey; gearmonkey; heymon; jamaica; monkeymonkey; ragemonkey; rastafarian; reggaemonkey; rgaemonkey

1 posted on 09/17/2012 8:51:38 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: ken5050; Fast Moving Angel; Nervous Tick; Focault's Pendulum; OB1kNOb; BuddaBudd; WakeUpAndVote; ...

THE RAGE MONKEY PING LIST: Rage at the monkey to be added or deleted!


2 posted on 09/17/2012 8:53:14 AM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Lazamataz

cool! Rage monkey is now doing Reggae!


3 posted on 09/17/2012 8:53:25 AM PDT by Mr. K (Reagan: “Washington is where good ideas go to die.”)
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To: Mr. K
Must.

Get.

Admin.

Assistance.

And.

Coffee.

4 posted on 09/17/2012 8:54:09 AM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Mr. K

*chuckle*


5 posted on 09/17/2012 8:54:19 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Great vid by ShorelineMike! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOZjJk6nbD4&feature=plcp)
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To: Lazamataz

From RAGE to abbreviated REGAE .... The MONK speaks ...


6 posted on 09/17/2012 8:54:21 AM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz. Please add me to the Rage Monkey list, and any other pings you may have.


7 posted on 09/17/2012 8:56:09 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Rose, there's a Messerschmitt in the kitchen. Clean it up, will ya?)
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To: Lazamataz

That new name for the Rage Monkey just doesn’t fit.


8 posted on 09/17/2012 8:56:45 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Lazamataz
Raggae Monkey!

"Now that is a bit disconcerting and desthpiccable.... not really though, I just like saying desthpiccable!"

9 posted on 09/17/2012 8:57:38 AM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: Mr. K
Did someone say "Reggae Monkey?"


10 posted on 09/17/2012 8:57:41 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (You didn't build that. The private sector is doing fine. We tried our plan and it worked.)
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To: Admin Moderator
HELP ME!!!
11 posted on 09/17/2012 8:58:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Lazamataz
Must. Get. Admin. Assistance. And. Coffee.

MGAAAC? I'm sure the Washington Post will determine that that is somehow a racist insult to somebody.

12 posted on 09/17/2012 9:00:13 AM PDT by kevkrom (Those in a rush to trample the Constitution seem to forget that it is the source of their authority.)
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To: Lazamataz
Is that text for Reggae Monkey?


13 posted on 09/17/2012 9:00:13 AM PDT by thingumbob (I'm a bitter clinger...I dare you to take my gun)
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To: Lazamataz

RGAE MONKEY RLUES!


14 posted on 09/17/2012 9:00:51 AM PDT by TheBigB (Chris Matthews would scream racism at a bowl of Cheerios.)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, you’re gonna need PR help for this gaff.


15 posted on 09/17/2012 9:02:11 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Lazamataz

rgae monkey is now a demi-dog


16 posted on 09/17/2012 9:02:14 AM PDT by jusduat (on the mercy of the Lord alone.)
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To: Lazamataz

Rage Monkey is an anagram for Romney kage.


17 posted on 09/17/2012 9:05:01 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (Romney/Ryan 2012)
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To: no-to-illegals

or more therapy


18 posted on 09/17/2012 9:11:30 AM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: GeronL

This thread does have a bit of everything.


19 posted on 09/17/2012 9:13:11 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Admin Moderator; Sidebar Moderator
THAT WAS WORSE!!!

I feel like Daffy Duck in that one cartoon where the cartoonist is screwin' with him. LOL

20 posted on 09/17/2012 9:14:44 AM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Admin Moderator; Sidebar Moderator

Thank you! (Phew!) Thufferin’ Thuckatash!


21 posted on 09/17/2012 9:16:56 AM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Larry Lucido
That would make it also an anagram for "Romney geak." Not to mention "Geeky Norma," (my personal favorite!) and "Roma y Greek."

Just goes to show you why a mind is a terrible thing to waste on "Monkey Gear."

;-\

22 posted on 09/17/2012 9:17:10 AM PDT by Gargantua ("Barbie O'Bunga ~ America's First Flacid Fag President")
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To: Uncle Miltie

Very appropriate...and funny!


23 posted on 09/17/2012 9:17:34 AM PDT by Jane Long (Soli Deo Gloria!)
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To: Lazamataz

We’re moddin’:
We wanna mod it wid you.
We’re moddin’, moddin’,
And I hope you like moddin’, too.

Ain’t no rules, ain’t no vow, we can do it anyhow:
I’n’I will see you through,
‘Cos everyday we pay the price with a little sacrifice,
Moddin’ till the mod is through.


24 posted on 09/17/2012 9:18:35 AM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: Admin Moderator

Now that was funny raht thar, I don’t care WHO y’are....


25 posted on 09/17/2012 9:19:19 AM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Lazamataz

Add me, please, Rage Monkey!


26 posted on 09/17/2012 9:24:30 AM PDT by melissa_in_ga (Laz would hit it.)
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To: Lazamataz

Rage Monkey Happy after Early Disaster ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGfVA4OT8cQ


27 posted on 09/17/2012 9:26:28 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Uncle Miltie

I just love the knit hat. Bet I can guess who modeled for the ears, too.


28 posted on 09/17/2012 9:37:23 AM PDT by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: Lazamataz

"Put'em up liberals, I'll show ya who's the real mallard around here!"

29 posted on 09/17/2012 9:38:51 AM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: Lazamataz

Word!


30 posted on 09/17/2012 10:16:27 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Lazamataz

Just awesome bump.


31 posted on 09/17/2012 11:04:28 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: Lazamataz; Admin Moderator
Dang! I had this nice graphic and commentary all ready. Reggae Monkey had me out of my chair! DANCING!

But APPARENTLY, life DOES have a remote control.

ess all right ess all right

oh who am i kidding

sheet

heavy sigh

back to the bat cave

32 posted on 09/17/2012 11:20:18 AM PDT by bigheadfred (evry day i'm shufflin')
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To: Admin Moderator
Photobucket
33 posted on 09/17/2012 11:31:57 AM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (A moral wrong is not a civil right: No religious sanction of an irreligious act.)
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To: thingumbob

That HAS to be RACISSS!


34 posted on 09/17/2012 11:58:17 AM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: Lazamataz

Please add me to the RMPL. Please do not fling poo.


35 posted on 09/17/2012 12:38:14 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Lazamataz

Romney needs a Rage Monkey spine transplant.


36 posted on 09/17/2012 12:45:04 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Lazamataz

Obama will come out with his usual sarcastic crap. Just because he says something with that usual liberal snarky dismissiveness is no reason for Mitt to flinch.

Mitt should come out swinging with both barrels (hey that’s two monkey references in one sentence, eh?)


37 posted on 09/17/2012 3:25:28 PM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: Admin Moderator

Mr. Clark, I like the beat and it’s easy to dance to so I give it an 8! <—Band Stand Theme in the background....


38 posted on 09/17/2012 3:39:36 PM PDT by JouleZ (You are the company you keep.)
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To: Gargantua

Hard to argue that. :-)


39 posted on 09/17/2012 3:41:59 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Romney/Ryan 2012)
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To: Lazamataz

Please add me to the Rage Monkey ping list, Laz!


40 posted on 09/17/2012 6:00:32 PM PDT by TheBigB (Chris Matthews would scream racism at a bowl of Cheerios.)
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To: Lazamataz

Ok, I’m hooked. Might as well reel me in...and add me to your ping list. Rage on.


41 posted on 09/17/2012 6:04:58 PM PDT by TADSLOS (Conservatism didn't magically show up in Romney's heart in 2012. You can't force what isn't in you.)
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To: Lazamataz

Is Romney being a surrender monkey? Just askin.


42 posted on 09/17/2012 10:53:30 PM PDT by Conservative4Ever (The Obamas = rude, crude and socially unacceptable)
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To: TADSLOS; TheBigB; Slings and Arrows; melissa_in_ga; IYAS9YAS

Added!


43 posted on 09/18/2012 6:58:25 AM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Lazamataz

Thanks!

(I won’t push on the no-poo-flinging thing.)


44 posted on 09/18/2012 11:24:52 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Lazamataz

Hey Rage Monkey, does it seem like Mitt really toned down his desire to win right about the time he started receiving security briefings? I’m wondering if maybe he got told the truth about how utterly screwed we are as a country and he’s having second thoughts about having his name associated with the collapse. Or maybe this new brand of tin foil needs some fine-tuning before becoming a proper hat.

Either way, Rage against Wrongney’s feckless feeble stumbling and bumbling toward the debates. Rage against the fact that our presidential candidates have been milquetoast squishy ‘moderates’ (or worse) and they throw us a good veep choice to appease the patriots. Paul Ryan? Yes. Sarah Palin? Yes. Dick Cheney? Yes. Wrongney? Rage! McLame? Rage! Bush? Could have been great but decided to blow it instead. Rage!


45 posted on 09/19/2012 10:17:39 PM PDT by Two Kids' Dad
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To: Two Kids' Dad
It crossed my mind.

But Mitt needs to think beyond personal and reputation gain. He'd probably marshal the country well, through a collapse.

Obama would pronounce himself king and start killing millions.

Romney needs to think about THAT.

46 posted on 09/19/2012 10:25:04 PM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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