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New Diet Video, Guaranteed to make you lose weight
Youtube ^ | 09-17-12 | Anonymous

Posted on 09/17/2012 12:22:12 PM PDT by Red Badger

If you watch this video before every meal, I guarantee you will limit your intake of calories.

If you watch it immediately after your meal, you will definitely lose weight..........


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor
KEYWORDS: alteredtitle; vanity
Warning! Graphic images, not for the weak stomachs............
1 posted on 09/17/2012 12:22:15 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

bflr


2 posted on 09/17/2012 12:23:16 PM PDT by freebird5850 (Guilty but not prosecuted? Sounds like a liberal to me.)
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To: Red Badger

Who’s in it—Debbie Blabbermouth-Schultz?


3 posted on 09/17/2012 12:33:48 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: freebird5850
This should be renamed to:
"Election 2012 - Removing the Obama!"
4 posted on 09/17/2012 12:35:47 PM PDT by VRWCarea51
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To: Red Badger

Was that a cyst removal or was she just draining a sweat boil?


5 posted on 09/17/2012 12:36:45 PM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: Red Badger

I wanna look, but I’m scared to. ...just ate.


6 posted on 09/17/2012 12:52:49 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: BerryDingle

When I was a kid, they were called ‘risens’............


7 posted on 09/17/2012 1:03:01 PM PDT by Red Badger (Anyone who thinks wisdom comes with age is either too young or too stupid to know the difference....)
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I’m not surprised the cyst is on a guy. Generally, a woman wouldn’t let something that big grow on her without seeing a doctor. Men want to wait around and ‘see what happens.’


8 posted on 09/17/2012 1:08:26 PM PDT by radiohead (Buy ammo, store food, pray for the Republic.)
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To: Red Badger
When I was a kid, they were called ‘risens’............

That guy should be passing out cigars after giving birth to that.

9 posted on 09/17/2012 1:18:57 PM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: Red Badger

I have had one rupture on its own — not quite THAT big, but pretty big. Like his, it was on my back, but lower down. I remember two things:

1) The smell. Absolutely awful. And then after minimal squeezing and antibiotic treatment and a gauze dressing, I boarded a PLANE. I really felt sorry for my seatmate. Mercifully it was a short flight.

2) The feeling of RELIEF and freedom from pain when the thing broke. It was wonderful!


10 posted on 09/17/2012 2:11:54 PM PDT by Nervous Tick ("You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.")
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To: Nervous Tick

I have had them back in mt teens. Usually on the back of my thighs.

You can use Ben Gay or Icy Hot as a drawing salve and it covers the smell too..........


11 posted on 09/17/2012 2:14:07 PM PDT by Red Badger (Anyone who thinks wisdom comes with age is either too young or too stupid to know the difference....)
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To: Red Badger

I always wondered where mayonaise came from....


12 posted on 09/17/2012 2:52:49 PM PDT by sjmjax (Politicans are like bananas - they start out green, turn yellow, then rot.)
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To: Red Badger

“I’m a zit! Get it?” - Bluto


13 posted on 09/17/2012 4:11:29 PM PDT by manic4organic (We won. Get over it.)
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