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Rage Monkey Asks.... (#7 in a series)
Original Content | September 18, 2012 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 09/18/2012 5:05:46 PM PDT by Lazamataz



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ragemonkey

1 posted on 09/18/2012 5:05:49 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: ken5050; Fast Moving Angel; Nervous Tick; Focault's Pendulum; OB1kNOb; BuddaBudd; WakeUpAndVote; ...
THE RAGE MONKEY PING LIST: Rage at the monkey to be added or deleted!
2 posted on 09/18/2012 5:07:08 PM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Lazamataz

I’m raging with the Rage Monkey!


3 posted on 09/18/2012 5:11:24 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (Obama A man without an American mission.)
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To: Lazamataz

4 posted on 09/18/2012 5:12:23 PM PDT by South40 ("Islam has a proud tradition of tolerance." - Barack Hussein Obama - Cairo, Egypt, June 4, 2009.)
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To: Lazamataz

I call dibs cornering the black market on vodka and toilet paper. Rage on.


5 posted on 09/18/2012 5:12:57 PM PDT by TADSLOS (Conservatism didn't magically show up in Romney's heart in 2012. You can't force what isn't in you.)
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To: TADSLOS

It’s yours!


6 posted on 09/18/2012 5:14:16 PM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Focault's Pendulum
I’m raging with the Rage Monkey!

Me too! lol

7 posted on 09/18/2012 5:16:07 PM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Lazamataz
What the hell happened to America, and when are
we going to do something about it???!?

Hell if I know.

8 posted on 09/18/2012 5:17:06 PM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
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To: Lazamataz
Me too! lol

We rage as one.

9 posted on 09/18/2012 5:18:31 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (Obama A man without an American mission.)
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To: Lazamataz

Dang it Rage Monkey, I was almost asleep and about to have the dream of my life. Dreams like that one come along only once in a heap of decades. Put me on your ping list, and don’t wake me up next time.


10 posted on 09/18/2012 5:19:00 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: no-to-illegals

Added!


11 posted on 09/18/2012 5:21:13 PM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: workerbee

Definitely part of the problem, Mr. Boehner is.


12 posted on 09/18/2012 5:22:01 PM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Lazamataz

Excellent. Put me on your list.


13 posted on 09/18/2012 5:23:25 PM PDT by patriot08 (TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
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To: Lazamataz

ah, Laz, she asked nice.


14 posted on 09/18/2012 5:27:22 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: patriot08; ken5050; Fast Moving Angel; Nervous Tick; Focault's Pendulum; OB1kNOb; BuddaBudd; ...
I wrote this little ditty to celebrate the 30,000 drones they have planned for the United States. It is sung to the old Coca Cola commercial tune, "I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing". You can click it and it will play in the background, while you sing along to the new words.


I’d like to teach the world to spy,
From drones up in the sky,
On citizens,
And other friends.
And make sure they comply.

I’d like to help the world suppress,
All independent thought,
And keep the folk,
Under State Yoke,
So they think what their taught.

(one group singing)     It's the Statist thing, Control....
                        What the world wants today.... 
                        Keep your eyes on those proles....
                        Make sure they obeyyyyyy.....

(Other group singing)   I'd like to seize the rebellious
                        And throw them all in jail,
                        And waterboard, 
                        The whole damned horde,
                        And deny them bail.
                        
(one group singing)     It's the Statist thing, Control....
                        What the world wants today.... 
                        Keep your eyes on those proles....
                        Make sure they obeyyyyyy.....

(Other group singing)   I'd like to ban all of the guns,
                        So people can't resist,
                        Cuz once unarmed, 
                        We can do them harm,
                        So let's start with The List.

(both groups singing)   It's the Statist thing, Control....
                        What the world wants today.... 
                        Keep your eyes on those proles....
                        Make sure they obeyyyyyy.....

15 posted on 09/18/2012 5:29:19 PM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Lazamataz

How did this happen?
Dumbed down Americans filled with white guilt and racist blacks voted for the Marxist/Muslim gay usurper.


16 posted on 09/18/2012 5:31:22 PM PDT by patriot08 (TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
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To: Lazamataz
We are the soviet union?

We built that

17 posted on 09/18/2012 5:36:49 PM PDT by bigheadfred (evry day i'm shufflin')
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To: Lazamataz
I'm raging with you today, Rage Monkey! My (3rd grade) daughter might have got more than she bargained for when she wanted to sing for me some song she learned in school about the three branches of government. This elicited from me a rant about how the system of checks and balances was broken and that even the Supreme Court has failed our people. When she asked what I meant, I began a brief tirade about ObamaCare, leading to Government Motors and political corruption. Even my wife got in on the discussion ;-)

It may be too late to save U.S.A. version 1.0 but, perhaps, we can raise a generation that will learn from our mistakes....

18 posted on 09/18/2012 5:36:49 PM PDT by GizmosAndGadgets (How Free Are You In America Today?)
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To: Lazamataz

Bump tha’ Monkey


19 posted on 09/18/2012 5:40:23 PM PDT by BuddaBudd (F U B O)
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To: Lazamataz

I only hope Mr. Ryan didn’t accept the Veep slot with stars in his eyes....


20 posted on 09/18/2012 5:42:36 PM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
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To: Lazamataz

sing it rage monkey!


21 posted on 09/18/2012 6:00:11 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: Lazamataz

I thought about it a little more.

I think we became the soviet union when government put their squeeze on lemonade stands.

And freedom of the press was long gone.


22 posted on 09/18/2012 6:11:16 PM PDT by bigheadfred (evry day i'm shufflin')
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To: Lazamataz

I’ll hit on that! Please add me to your list.


23 posted on 09/18/2012 6:50:53 PM PDT by kitkat
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To: Lazamataz; et al

BREATH, RELAX, AIM, SQUEEZE, BREATH, RELAX, AIM, SQUEEZE, BREATH, RELAX, ....


24 posted on 09/19/2012 1:25:12 AM PDT by S.O.S121.500 (That Kenyan muzzy bastard is not my president. ENFORCE the Bill of Rights.)
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To: kitkat

Added!


25 posted on 09/19/2012 6:37:34 AM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: GeronL
sing it rage monkey!

EEEEEEEK EEEEEK EEEEEEEKK SHRIEEEEEEEK!!!!!!


26 posted on 09/19/2012 6:43:23 AM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Lazamataz

Sling that poo-poo that you do so well

rage monkey


27 posted on 09/19/2012 6:58:27 AM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: Lazamataz

Preach it, Brother Rage Monkey!


28 posted on 09/19/2012 7:39:16 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (Vote for Paul Ryan 2012...... oh, and that other guy running on his ticket that's not Obama.)
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To: OB1kNOb
Rage Monkey got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

Again.

29 posted on 09/19/2012 7:44:07 AM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Lazamataz

Remember, remember, remember in November.


30 posted on 09/19/2012 7:47:37 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

I luff you.


31 posted on 09/19/2012 7:49:43 AM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Lazamataz
LOVE the Rage Monkey!!! ;-D

Seriously... every American needs to wake up and read your Rage Monkey columns. Wake up, sheeple!

32 posted on 09/19/2012 9:33:38 AM PDT by nutmeg (I'm with Sarah Palin and Ted Cruz: "ABO"/Ryan 2012)
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To: nutmeg

Rage Monkey loves you too.


33 posted on 09/19/2012 9:49:19 AM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Lazamataz
Awww..... *blush*

;-)

34 posted on 09/19/2012 12:15:57 PM PDT by nutmeg (I'm with Sarah Palin and Ted Cruz: "ABO"/Ryan 2012)
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To: nutmeg

Ah hell. Rage Monkey is humping your shin. Use the newspaper. Roll it up.


35 posted on 09/19/2012 12:17:05 PM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Lazamataz

By allowing fools and idiots to vote. By parents not taking the time to teach their children the history of our Country and how and why it was established. Because more and more of the population prefer the chains of Governmental slavery to the responsibility of personal freedom. Because the Pauls will always support the robbing Peter and now they are more Pauls than Peters.


36 posted on 09/19/2012 12:23:29 PM PDT by sport
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To: Lazamataz
Rage on monkey.... rage on.

When are we going to wake up?

37 posted on 09/19/2012 8:03:44 PM PDT by Pajamajan ( Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Do it today. Don't wait.)
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To: Lazamataz

I luff you too.


38 posted on 09/20/2012 8:15:12 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Lazamataz

Hey Laz-Where’s da monkey? Haven’t heard from him lately.


39 posted on 09/21/2012 2:37:46 AM PDT by Pajamajan ( Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Do it today. Don't wait.)
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